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The thing Aziraphale remembers most about Babylon is the singing.
“Do you ever fly?” Crawley asked suddenly.
“Oh, I haven’t flown since - the Ark.” A little laugh. That shuffle of feathers again.
“You should. S’good for you.”
“No thank you.” Aziraphale’s shoulders were nearly up around his ears. If Crawley squinted, he could just see his wings mantling out of the corner of his eyes.
Or, what happened if, when the tower fell, Aziraphale and Crawley could not longer understand each other?
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01 Dec 2025
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Set Me as a Seal Upon Your Heart by adverbian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2023
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The Ineffable Husbands make it official. And formal contracts between supernatural entities have a way of becoming particularly real.
(Can be read standalone, like all the works in this series.)
The moment they kissed, Anathema felt it take root. It knocked the breath from her lungs.
Fuck, thought Anathema. It was a new star. A new force in the universe. It was going to bend the ley-lines something fierce.
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- Part 6 of Auprès de ma blonde
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30 Nov 2025
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That Berry Ice Cream by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale tilted his head, matching the demon’s angle, then, without for a moment breaking eye contact, scooped up a second spoonful of sorbet, slowly opened his mouth for it and moaned sinfully when the ice hit his tongue. He then raised both his eyebrows, inquiring and only a little bit condescending.
There was a brief silence.
“Do remember to breathe,” he remarked drily and returned to the muscat.
Without looking, Crowley reached his left hand out for the martini, took a long, slow sip; he then set it down again, picked up the cocktail skewer by its dry end, closed his lips around an olive, and pulled the stick away.
It was—unreasonably suggestive.
His face felt oddly slack. And—yes, blushing; of course he was blushing.
‘You should probably chew,’ signed Crowley, somewhat awkwardly with occupied hands.Or: Aziraphale has some REALLY good ice cream. Crowley flirts shamelessly. Aziraphale does a little, too.
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23 Nov 2025
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The Fairest Demon in All the Land by The_Rogue_Bard for Assorted_chaos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2025
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“You’re bruised up badly,” the soft, blonde knight said with concern in his tone. “I thought it was just from whatever wiles you get up to in that ridiculous Black Knight armour of yours, but… Crowley, is that blood?!”
A tentative finger dabbed at something wet on Crowley’s forehead, who immediately decided that being held was definitely not nice and he didn’t like it at all. Nuh-uh. “OUCH! Who is Crowley?” he hissed through the pain.
“You are!” The knight was starting to sound panicky.
“Oh,” Crowley answered. He needed to let that sink in for a second. ‘Crowley’. He didn’t remember being called Crowley. Surely he’d remember that, right? “That doesn’t sound very angelic, does it?”
“It-,” the knight cut himself off while something akin to horror flashed over his features. “Why would it sound angelic, Crowley?!”
Aziraphale finds Crowley injured and trying to head home. The problem is that ‘home’, according to a confused Crowley who seems under the frightful belief that he is still an angel, is Heaven. So Aziraphale tries to keep Crowley safe on Earth while they jog his memory.
Previously titled "A Tower of Our Memories"
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12 Oct 2025
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Love Bites (But so do I) by MetalMiez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2025
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Three years after the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their retirement immensely. But suddenly, without a warning, Aziraphale disappears for weeks. After his return, he starts acting strangely. When Crowley confronts him, the situation takes a turn none of them had expected…
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What happens when two supernatural beings turn into vampires?
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20 Sep 2025
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Crowley gets stuck at an American desert hotel in the 1970s. Misery loves company, so he lures Aziraphale out there to keep him company. The trouble, of course, occurs when the other angels and demons show up.
“You gave the archangel Gabriel mescaline?” Aziraphale hisses.
Crowley shrugs. “Seemed like he could use it. Besides, s’not just him. I did all of em.”
“Good Lord. We’ve got to get out of here!” Crowley watches his eyes dart all over the place. Bad, bad. The angel’s gone paranoid. Not that Crowley blames him. Having the collected host of Heaven around while you’re stoned out of your mind - and still work for them - can’t be at all pleasant. Crowley isn’t feeling so hot himself.Featuring artwork by the talented schlgrl.
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20 Sep 2025
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Despite everything, Crowley and Aziraphale don't get their happy ending. The Book of Life is opened once more, and Aziraphale's name is wiped away.
They start over, and Crowley must bring his angel back again.
And again.
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02 Sep 2025
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Floating Through a Dark Blue Sky by AlwaysBeMyBaby, AlwaysTuesdayToday, shatteredwriters
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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What happened to Crowley after he was pulled down to Hell in an Edinburgh graveyard in 1827? How did Aziraphale cope with this abrupt and bewildering absence in his life? How did the upheaval of Crowley’s recall to Hell, and its aftermath in the Holy Water fight, almost undo the bond between the angel and the demon?
Through letters sent and unsent, we catch a glimpse of how they floated through the dark blue sky of fate and love for 140 years. We see what they wished to express from their innermost hearts, and how these pleas and hopes had to be recast by the constraints of what they were permitted. Featuring letters from 1851, 1862, 1941, and 1967.
Written for the DIWS (Do It With Style) Strongly Worded Notes epistolary event.
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29 Aug 2025
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“I love you.”
Aziraphale looked up, momentarily caught off guard. His brow furrowed faintly, and he straightened in his seat as though he’d misheard. His hands drifted to the hem of his waistcoat, fingers beginning to fidget in that habitual, unconscious way they did whenever he was processing something unexpected.
“Oh,” he said, blinking. “I wasn’t even doing anything.”
Crowley gave a small shrug, lips twitching into a crooked half-smile. “Yeah, I know.”
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It's game night in the South Downs - expect an evening of Jenga, Battleships, cheating and a boat-load of soft fluffy comfort.
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22 Aug 2025
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In My Mother's House Are Many Rooms by jovipop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Aug 2025
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An overworked Supreme Archangel Aziraphale escapes Heaven’s relentless march toward the Second Coming, only to find a strange door in his own shop—and steps into a labyrinth of bookshelves and endless doors alongside an angel who is unnervingly familiar. With each doorway revealing visions and memories he can’t fully trust, the answers Aziraphale receives only deepen his conviction that something is profoundly wrong.
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10 Aug 2025
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how deep the sand by bibliocratic
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2019
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10 Aug 2025
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love and its decisive pain by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2019
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The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.
Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.
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- Part 2 of how deep the sand
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10 Aug 2025
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omnipotent bean juice by jovipop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2025
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"Aziraphale,” Crowley said carefully, “how many of those have you had?”
“Today?” Aziraphale asked with a slightly manic glint in his eye. “Possibly seventeen. Or is it twenty-seven? I keep losing count. The espresso machine and I are bonding.”Bookmarked by Assorted_chaos
23 Jun 2025
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The Greater Tadfield Friends Of Music Autumn Concert by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Oct 2020
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Anthony Crowley, marketing consultant and competent amateur flautist, finds he can at least flee the smoke and congestion of London if not the golden handcuffs of his job. He’s got no personal life to leave behind; he likes things anonymous, and rough, and even a little dangerous, and far enough from home that he won’t have to deal with entanglements. So what’s he doing obsessing about a mannerly, daintily groomed, kindly man who he’s not even sure is gay? And how’s he going to cope with a hotbed of gossip, a lovelorn tubist serenading the witch next door, and an irascible music director with a Black Belt in baton-throwing?
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- Part 1 of The Squire's Wife
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25 Apr 2025
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Friday I'm In Love by IneffableCrankShaft, NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2024
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Due to unwelcome news given to him by Aziraphale, Crowley accidentally breaks time. How can he fix it? And more to the point - does he really want to?
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22 Apr 2025
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how can there be any sin in sincere? by jovipop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2025
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Crowley was still there, framed in the bookshop doorway like a photograph the angel wanted to keep tucked somewhere safe. Somewhere close. Against his heart would do nicely.
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18 Apr 2025
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come on with your rain by jovipop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Apr 2025
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He didn’t want to drive. Didn’t want to sit still.
Didn’t want to do anything that might bottle up the joy fizzing in his chest like champagne.Bookmarked by Assorted_chaos
17 Apr 2025
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Ask Me by jovipop, MetalMiez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Apr 2025
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Did they or didn't they? In 1941.
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- Part 2 of Drawn to Creation
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16 Apr 2025
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A Dotted Line Around My Old Silhouette by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2025
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After their attempted meeting in Hell was interrupted, the Supreme Archangel invites the Fucking Duke of Hell for a meeting in Heaven to try, once again, to get him alone for five minutes.
From here the escalator is merely a speck on the horizon of Heaven’s hideous office carpet, but there’s another dot there as well, one that’s growing larger, closer. It’s a dark spot, a dead pixel on the screen of this realm, and it’s approaching.
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- Part 2 of This Sad Divide
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02 Apr 2025
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I'm an Earthquake Shaking by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2025
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The Supreme Archangel and The Fucking Duke of Hell have arranged a meeting to talk about the second coming, also known as a thinly veiled excuse to dress up for each other and try to feel something again. Also known as a desperate bid for connection.
Maybe the partially shredded, extensively studded leather jacket is a bit much. There are also five more snake tattoos, countless piercings, and the new horns. Nevermind growing to twice his previous size and letting his scales run rampant across his body. There’s a certain aesthetic he’s going for here.
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- Part 1 of This Sad Divide
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02 Apr 2025