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Crowley’s spent an awful lot of time dreaming. He’s really very good at it. He’s been doing it for nearly six thousand years, after all. And if there’s one thing he knows, it’s that the surest way to tell if you’re in a dream is that your miracles don't work.
So when his miracles are blocked on the West End Stage, what’s a demon to do but assume he’s been knocked on the head in a church bombing, and this is all just one great big dream? It would certainly explain why Aziraphale had apparently propositioned him in the blessed Bentley just for saving his books.
So if it’s a dream, why shouldn’t he take Aziraphale up on his offer?Bookmarked by Assorted_chaos
08 Sep 2024
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there’s something broken about this (but i might be hoping about this) by love_in_withdrawal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Aug 2024
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The dust is settling, and the pair are left with the strange awkwardness of two people who have suddenly found themselves with much more life than they had expected and are unsure what exactly to do with it.
Or: The Second Coming comes and goes. Aziraphale and Crowley have a talk.
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01 Sep 2024
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AZIRAPHALE
Principality. Angel of the Eastern Gate.
On sighting: AVVOID
A wily opponent, this demon smiter must be warily approached. Report any interactions to the demon Crowley.In which Aziraphale and Crowley address a particular line in the "Demon's Guide to Angelic Beings Who Walk the Earth".
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01 Sep 2024
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Scorn and the Saint-Maker by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Nov 2025
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Doctor Crowley has turned truancy into an art form, lecturing only under sufferance. Doctor Fell has signed up for his undergraduate course and has no plans to let him slack off.
When a faculty member is found dead, our heroes start forming uneasy suspicions. What was the occult symbol drawn next to the body? Why does it feel like they’ve known each other forever? How is Crowley supposed to tell police that he thinks the murderer is a demon he summoned 35 years ago? And what about that statue that’s the spitting image of the victim?
It’s a murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of (as-yet skippable) smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (reportedly), and one trans angel.
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30 Aug 2024
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Everything’s gone to shit. Aziraphale’s fucked off back to Heaven, and Crowley’s stuck down on Earth with a new angel who asks the most annoying questions, like they’re some kind of divine punishment. Then there’s all the weird dream he’s been having, the same one, over and over. Oh, yeah, and the bookshop’s haunted.
Or,
The shop’s always been able to do what it wants, within reason. There’d been that time in 1973 when it had manifested an extra room to hold Aziraphale’s unexpected stock of National Geographic magazines. Or the time Aziraphale brought in a new copy of Alice in Wonderland and they’d each had to answer a riddle to go down into the wine cellar. But Crowley’s never come across a single locked door in this bookshop in two hundred twenty-four years. It’s just - it’s not done. Something’s up with the shop. There’d been the thing with the jazz music from Crowley’s dream. Crowley’d figured it was just another one of the bookshop’s quirks, although the bookshop’s musical taste tends largely towards classical, naturally enough, with, of course, the exception that any Shostakovich left in the shop too long turns into a copy of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours.
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26 Aug 2024
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Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.
It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.
(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
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26 Aug 2024
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“You look terrible, by the way. Wow, you are not okay. Well, lucky you, I know, it’s been a while, but I am here to help. Sorry it took so long. We were a little distracted, but eventually, Bee and I concluded that maybe, slightly, we, and especially I, kind of owed you one.”
In which Gabriel conveniently happens to have a low-power time travel device lying around, generously decides to donate it to Aziraphale so Aziraphale can use it to thwart the next apocalypse, and Aziraphale immediately uses it instead to try to fix That Conversation. Surely with enough chances, he can get it right?
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20 Aug 2024
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There's a bookshop on the street, and Crowley doesn't recall ever seeing it open.
Actually, there are lots of things he doesn't recall.(Or: Someone has been erased from existence, and Crowley tries his best to remember.)
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14 Aug 2024
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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03 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.
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03 Aug 2024
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The Book of Prometheus by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Nov 2020
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As far as Ezra Fell knows, he's an ordinary bookseller who has no reason to be so strongly attracted to the strange man in dark glasses who comes in looking for an old book. And he certainly has no reason to pursue that connection after the man goes away. He's doing it anyway.
As far as Crowley is concerned, Aziraphale was completely destroyed in 1656. But then he came back again. And again . . .
They meet in late 2007. They don't know how close they are to running out of time. They're about to find out.
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01 Aug 2024
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Build Our Kingdom by Mackem for dairyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2019
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“Ready for lunch?” Crowley drops to his knees to start unbuckling the straps on the basket as though this is something they do all the time; as though he hasn’t just effortlessly catapulted Aziraphale back in time almost fifty years.
“You remembered,” Aziraphale breathes as wonder courses through him. He mentioned something once during an awkward moment, half a century ago, and now here kneels a demon atop a picnic blanket.
“Hmm?” Crowley barely shoots him a sidelong glance as he concentrates on opening the basket.
Aziraphale’s eyes do not move from him. “You remembered,” he repeats, no less stunned. “Crowley, you really didn’t have to.”
Crowley’s hands still. Eventually, his eyes still on the basket, he murmurs, “Well, we did The Ritz, didn’t we?”
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29 Jul 2024
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Crowley wakes up in a mental hospital with no memory of how he got there. Without his demonic powers, neither the doctors, nor the people who claim to be his family will believe he is who he says he is. With the evidence against him mounting, his only lifeline to the real world is a cryptic note left by an unseen messenger. The longer he stays in this hospital, the harder it becomes to recall for sure, is Crowley really a demon of Hell? Or has his entire existence been nothing more than a delusion conjured by a grieving mind?
This story is based on artwork by the ineffable Gleafer! Go support her on tumblr and patr3on! (you'll be very happy you did, TRUST ME!
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- Part 1 of Tethered
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27 Jul 2024
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Mistakes Were Made by eag
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Aug 2025
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Six thousand years of history is a LOT of history and a lot of possibilities for more stories. Want more adventures of Aziraphale and Crowley as they make their way in and out of human mythology and history?
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23 Jul 2024
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Wherever You Are, I’ll Come to You by SuspiciousCharacter1895
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2024
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He knew one other thing. Or - he didn’t know it. That wasn’t quite right. He felt it (whatever it was) as a spark in his very soul (did he have one of those?) that acted with a gravitational force (whatever that was) to pull in the flimsy and scattered debris that constituted his being.
He knew that he needed to get to someone.
After the Fall, Crawly has no memory of his time as an angel, but he is nagged by the idea that he SHOULD remember someone. When Lucifer demands he remember for the sake of the fight with Heaven, Crawly remembers more than he bargained for. It will hurt. He does it anyway.
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23 Jul 2024
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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18 Jul 2024
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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the bucket list by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2021
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There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on.
“Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?”
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If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.
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18 Jul 2024
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Praying [Animatic] by amber_missy, Bennybones, FeatheredBoaConstrictor (CrystalSilhouette), Mx_leMaerin, Nosferatini, tesoro007, TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise) for vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Jul 2024
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A Good Omens Animatic based on the GOAD Angst War comic created by vavoom_sorted_art , wherein the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale attempts to answer a desperate demon's prayer...
Made with love by the Chattering Order of Good Omens After Dark for Zoey on her special day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!Bookmarked by Assorted_chaos
16 Jul 2024
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“What,” Crowley said, “is that?”
That wasn’t really the question he was asking, obviously. He knew exactly what that was. It was just a shorthand way to say something more like, why, with as much disdain as possible, and that was really just a shorthand way to say, gosh, angel, if you were that bored you could’ve rung me up for dinner.
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15 Jul 2024