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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
[Author's Note: I give blanket permission for this fic to be bound, translated, narrated, and for artwork, so long as you are not making a profit off of it. For more info, feel free to message me on IG, monstersof.men.]
[9/8/25: I am beginning minor chapter edits.]
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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28 Oct 2025
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Draco convinces Hermione to play spin the bottle, but Hermione soon realizes that she doesn't want anyone to kiss him except for herself.
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12 Oct 2025
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At the very cusp of a much-longed-for shift in their friendship, Hermione Granger vanished. Draco Malfoy, ever-devoted and painstakingly adept at dismantling mysteries, would spend the next seven years and a day seeking for his disappeared witch.
And then Hermione—ever-contrary, hauntingly remote, aggravatingly withholding, in possession of disquieting power—ends his hellbent search by storming his study and demanding that he give her access to Malfoy family lore.
Draco untangling the mystery of Hermione’s disappearance and just-as-maddening return plunges him into a quest that breaks realms, magical jurisdictions, standing warrants, sacred bargains, ancient truces, the demands of space and time—and, rather importantly, his already tenuous grasp on his restraint regarding his long-lost, brilliant, terrifying, distressingly brown-eyed witch. But, then again, Draco prides himself on being highly adaptable.
If he could not make Hermione stay put, then he would make her keep him.
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- 33/33
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06 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger wasn’t planning to offer to deflower her colleague and friend, Draco Malfoy. Nor did she expect him to accept the odd proposal.
Now, they're drafting sex agendas, negotiating terms and limits, and scheduling orgasms like it's one of their curse-breaking Ministry projects. It's strictly professional (of course), except Draco is painfully hot in that nerdy way, tragically inexperienced, and has these eyeglasses that should be illegal.
Seven days. One thirty-year-old virgin. Zero chance of staying just friends.
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- Part 1 of The Agenda Series
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- 12/12
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29 Sep 2025
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom struggling in her custody battle with Ron Weasley. After declaring she’s given up on dating and love, she turns to the courting matching system to help her find safety and security for her and her son’s future. Much to Hermione’s surprise the matching system for courting is not only impressive, but kinky. So when she’s matches with Draco Malfoy… Well, that just makes it all that much hotter.
The complications of Hermione's relationship with Ron and her secret courtship with Draco collide into an emotional slow burn filled with flirty banter, nosy mothers, and kids who say the darnedest things.
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30 Aug 2025
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On Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Hermione Granger died.
On that same Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Theodore Nott was pronounced dead after being discovered on the floor of his potions shop.
Two minutes later, at fourteen minutes past seven, the diagnostic above Hermione Granger’s head detected a heartbeat, while the one above Theodore Nott remained silent.
So why, when she opened her eyes, did she find him glaring at her? How was she going to get rid of him? And, most curiously of all, how did Draco Malfoy become the only person she trusted to help her figure it out?
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- 30/30
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23 Aug 2025
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Hermione’s day gets weird fast when an adult shows up at St. Mungo’s and calls her "Mum." Then another one. And another. All claiming Draco Malfoy is their dad. Now, Hermione and Draco have to deal with their future kids—and the mess they’ve brought with them.
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- Part 1 of Astra Nexus
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09 Aug 2025
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Draco Malfoy is not, necessarily, a good guy. Maybe he could have been, once, but he chose differently. Some (everyone) might say he chose wrong.
After years in Azkaban and an extended house arrest sentence, he is released unto a world that somehow has only gotten worse while he was away… and rather than fix it, he falls right into step.
Or does he?
The Devil Works Hard
or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World
or: Who Needs Love Letters When Instead You Can Write Hate Notes - Draco Malfoy’s Guide to True Love
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- 33/33
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26 Jul 2025
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“I think I’ve found something.”
Hermione dabs a napkin against her lips to hide her uneasiness.
“But?” She asks, knowing there must be one somewhere.
“But—“ He begins, voice cool and sterilized. “I’ve found it under what some might say is unorthodox means, and the potion comes with…more personal side effects.”
“What affects?” She asks.
“It’s said to remove inhibitions, to reduce those participating to more primal urges.”
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With only two months left to conceive otherwise they'll be forced to deal with the Wizengamot, Hermione and Draco turn to a less than ideal fertility potion.
The only problem? Hermione is fairly certain it won't work at all, because Draco clearly has no sort of desire for her in the first place.
Right?
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12 Jul 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of Reworking Grangerette Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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10 Jul 2025
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Feelings have no rhyme or reason, no timeline or order. They just are.
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01 Jul 2025
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Dear Captain Malfoy (Sorry I Made You Up) by Dungbombacidpops
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2025
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One fake Highland captain. Forty-seven letters. Zero chance of keeping her dignity.
In a moment of social desperation (and possibly a touch of insanity), Miss Hermione Jean Granger invents a fiancé. Not just any man—no, that would be too sensible. She conjures Captain Draco Malfoy: decorated war hero, stationed in the icy Highlands, and tragically too far away to ever attend dinner.
He’s perfect. Imaginary. Entirely safe.
Until he shows up on her doorstep.
Tall, real, and infuriatingly handsome—complete with dueling scar, military coat, and a smirk that has no business being that attractive—Captain Malfoy arrives with one goal: to find out why a perfect stranger has been writing him letters for three years.
Now Hermione must survive a fake engagement turned real scandal, forty-seven increasingly dramatic letters, one judgmental goat, and the very real danger of falling for the man she made up.
A slow-burn Regency rom-com featuring banter, ballgowns, forged correspondence, and highly questionable best friends.
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26 May 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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13 May 2025
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
What if Hermione Granger had a twin?
In the stories they tell after the war, it’s always Coraline Granger they remember. Cora, 1/3 of the Golden Trio. Cora, The Bravest Witch of Her Age. Cora, the Golden Girl. Cora, who fought loud and bright and brave. She has the accolades. The War Hero Status. The friendship of Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world. But there was another sister, more intelligent and, perhaps, powerful. Hermione Granger, often overlooked in favor of her twin.
The first Muggleborn sorted into Slytherin, she vanished into the shadows the moment the hat touched her head. She wasn’t the girl who led the charge, she was the one who rewrote the battlefield behind the scenes. With Draco Malfoy at her side and a House full of snakes behind her, Hermione did what others wouldn’t. But history never remembers the girl who made the hard decisions, for legends, like her sister, only live in the light.
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13 May 2025
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Dark Magic, Dark Wizards and a mysterious and deadly Dark Flux, which, in the wrong hands, has the terrifying potential to mass-murder Muggles and Muggle-borns ...
It’s been fourteen years since the end of the Second Wizarding War and the Wizarding World is settled, stable and seemingly safe… Hermione Weasley has it all: a loving family, a successful career - and happiness… of sorts.
But a series of unexpected events is about to turn her life upside-down, threatening those she loves, fatally undermining the peace between worlds that has prevailed for centuries … changing life as she knows it, possibly forever.
If working with Draco Malfoy was the last thing Hermione Weasley ever wanted, falling for your enemy was the least expected. A quest to thwart a magical weapon of mass destruction has devastating consequences. A race to save the world, becomes a race to save themselves…
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12 May 2025
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After he killed Harry Potter, Voldemort unleashed a poisonous fog over the world, almost wiping out the entire population and driving the survivors underground. Seven years later, now established at Hogwarts, his Empire is growing stronger and deadlier every year. Death Eaters roam the deserted cities to capture surviving mudbloods and muggles, throwing them into the Empire’s wandless and violent tournament called Numberland. To ensure the players' performance is entertaining to the Purebloods loyal to the dark side, they are ruthlessly trained and kept in the castle.
When Hermione is captured and assigned to Draco’s training, she notices that he’s now paired with a dog that never leaves his side. His posture is rigid, cold and military, masking a brokenness that matches her own. She soon realizes that her desire to win isn’t stronger than her desire to burn the Empire to the ground. And the civil war brewing outside the borders might just help do that.
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11 May 2025
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Those who abolished the Statute of Secrecy in 1945 never intended the horrors that came afterwards.
By 1998, Wizarding Britain—styled after a reborn Roman Empire with Imperator Voldemort at its helm—controls most of Europe. Resistance is brutally crushed, muggles are in chains, and muggleborns are martyred by dragon fire in front of screaming crowds.
Hermione Granger is a domestic slave working in the Malfoy household, dreaming of a remade world, and hiding magic in her veins. Discovery means certain death.
Draco Malfoy, a tribune and spy for the Imperial Legion, carries the weight of painful secrets. For years, the only way to live with his dark reality has been to shut his eyes to it.
…But she has a burning star inside her—the light of an entire sun…
And now he is caught between the denial which defines his survival, and the woman he cannot deny.
Trailer for The Lights That Burn by the immensely talented thistlethread
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11 May 2025
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She sat at her desk, pulling out a fresh parchment and quill.
Dear Malfoy,
Thank you for your services
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Godric. Services? Really? That was just awful. Barbaric even. What was she, some patron of a man of the night?
She groaned audibly, her hands sliding down her face in self reproach before pulling out a fresh piece of parchment, vanishing the embarrassment off her desk. It was completely unsalvageable in her opinion, best to pretend she wasn’t so witless.
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Hermione decides its best to end her situationship with Malfoy while she can still salvage her feelings. Except she has no idea a pissed off Auror did not take kindly to her idea and is on his way with retribution in mind.
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05 May 2025
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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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04 May 2025
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Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:
1. He is insufferable
2. He is married
3. He is her academic rival
4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.
Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.
Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.
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04 May 2025