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May the Odds Be Ever Against Her by Nikushxmi
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
24 Jan 2026
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The Eltingville Club has a problem: endless 2-2 deadlocks on everything from whether Aliens is better than Alien to whether Return of the Jedi even counts as real Star Wars. Bill Dickey, self-appointed president and chronic arguer, decides the only solution is to recruit a fifth member, someone with knowledge, passion, and the ability to break ties (preferably in his favor).
Josh Levy thinks he might know someone. An old friend from back in the day, someone he used to trade comics with and argue about X-Men until three in the morning. Someone who definitely knows their stuff and won’t back down from Bill’s gatekeeping bullshit. Someone who could actually fit right in with their dysfunctional basement club.
The problem was, Josh very carefully not mentioned to Bill and the others that Y/N was, in fact, Y/N. As in, a girl.
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21 Dec 2025
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In which your work in assisting an elderly woman lets you learn a great deal of information about her grandson.
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20 Dec 2025
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You’re not sure how you got roped into this so-called “club.” It’s gross, it’s pathetic, and it smells like a thrift store dumpster. You thought the constant insults, flying fists, and questionable hygiene were as bad as it could get… until you went and did the dumbest thing imaginable you started dating one of the members
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16 Nov 2025
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The A. Lab by thrillered
Fandoms: Spiderman - Fandom, Marvel, The Amazing Spiderman - Fandom, tom hollands spiderman, andrew garfields spiderman, Superhero - Fandom, peter parker - Fandom
19 Sep 2025
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You’ve been working at Stark Industries for over 3 years now. Originally you were Pepper Pott's personal assistant, needing a full time job after graduating from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Being an assistant wasn’t exactly putting your BioMedical Engineering degree to use but you knew this was a great way to get your foot in the door. You were now a scientist in the B. Lab, the second highest lab at Stark Industries.
Then he came along. Peter Parker. A senior at Empire State University. He showed up, all bright eyes and fluffy hair, for the Stark internship. Something Pepper had started that previous summer. He was working in the E lab, 3 below you and at first everything was fine. He was very smart, you knew that, you often got assigned to check on his lab and write a report on the progress and since Peter had shown up their progress had doubled.
You were almost impressed. He was the youngest at any of the Stark Labs, taking that title from you, which you didn’t particularly care about anyway. And so yeah, it was fine. Until...
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24 Oct 2025
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Don't Toy With Me, Mr. Dickey by Kinkikupkake
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
02 Aug 2025
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You're halfway through the school year, and you just learn that your favorite English teacher (and parental figure) isn't going to be teaching you for the rest of your senior year.
Luckily (or unluckily), the school found a substitute for your class! Mr. Dickey, and he's a rather infamous figure among the students.
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10 Oct 2025