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As profilers in the Behavioural Analysis Unit (BAU), Ava and Beatrice are faced with the near impossible task of navigating their mutual feelings through everything that life throws at them. Yet, the biggest challenge of all wasn't the hostage situations, or the catching of serial killers. Not even the life-threatening injuries. In fact, it wasn't related to their job at all, but rather the gleaming metal on Ava's fourth finger and the tiny hand grasping hers.
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Ava and Beatrice are FBI profilers and have been colleagues for a decade. Plot is loosely based around existing Criminal Minds episodes; centered around Ava and Bea's relationship at work and outside of it, all while Ava is married to someone else and has a son.
PSA: You don’t need to have any prior knowledge of CM to read this.
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- Part 1 of Chocolate & Molten Honey
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04 Jan 2024
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“Okay so…don’t freak out.” Camila sets her down next to Beatrice’s and then pulls out her phone and starts tapping through it. Beatrice watches the sunflower keychain she has hanging from the case jangle around with each swipe of her finger. “Now, Lilith told me your situation. You need a fake girlfriend.”
Beatrice gets up. “Not another dating app, Camila. I can't…”
“No,” Lilith’s hands are on her shoulders, keeping her in place. “It’s not that.”
Camila makes a face, a wince, like it’s somehow worse than her nightmarish stint on eHarmony. “This feels vaguely familiar to when I was told I’d be taking some time away from home and ended up in a catholic boarding school.”
“Well,” Camila stops searching through her phone, apparently finding what she needed. “It’s nothing like that at all, but it might be equally as jarring. I had to break through like three security firewalls just to access this site.” She turns her phone around then for Beatrice to see the website she’s pulled up.
CAT’S CRADLE - ESCORT SERVICE
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03 Jan 2024
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“I made a list!” Ava trills.
“A list.”
“Yeah!” Oh no. Ava’s grin is wicked. “Of all the things that turn me on when I’m with a boy.”
Jesus Christ. Good thing Beatrice lowered that bottle.
“Care to explain?” she groans.
“I call it the to do list. I figured if I do all of this stuff with a girl and I get turned on, it means I’m also into girls.”- Language:
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28 Nov 2023
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... there was no record of the Halo healing brain damage.
As usual, Ava was forging new ground.
A series of ficlets written originally as fills for Tumblr prompts.
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11 Nov 2023
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Ava’s not the most skilled chef in the world and her baking skills are even less developed - but she’s learning and has expanded her ‘trusted dishes’ list to well over fifteen.
Even if Lilith tells her that five of them are only edible with egregious amounts of sauce and or salt.
Still, she’s getting better and today is a big test. Hell, today might be the most important test of her kitchen skills she’s ever had.
The last thing Ava wants to do is fuck up her daughters first birthday cake.
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a small town, slow burn au
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- Part 1 of mom!ava au
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23 Oct 2023