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He's such a messy, disgusting, soft thing. Of course he needs to be taken care of.
Grace is not dying anymore. But it isn't enough. He's not sure when, or if, it will be. He has to keep trying.
He gets so worked up he cannot sleep.
So, he goes to Grace. To his Grace. His new suit allowing them to touch, dextrous gloves he can run through Grace's soft hair. So soft. All of him like that, and, recently as he's learned, he can get softer.
(from chapter 2)
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crawl into my heart, take me apart by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Apr 2026
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“Here–is this better?” I say, unable to look back at him even as I hear his constant tapping directly in front of my butt.
“No. No see. View inhibited. Move obstructing parts.”
My face heats instantly and I feel the flush travel down my neck and chest. I shake my head. “No, Rock, I’m not—I’m not spreading my cheeks for you just so you can stare at my, stare at my—” I cut myself off and move to turn back around.
“Grace.” Rocky’s voice has lowered to the near threshold of my capacity to discern it. I feel the word more than I can hear it, the vibrations rocking through me and making me gasp with its intensity. “Show.”
or, alternatively: rocky and grace finally get down and freaky with it-- wherein grace shows hole and rocky has a revelation.
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- Part 3 of Savior of Love Series
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02 Jul 2026
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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
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02 Jul 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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02 Jul 2026
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Dr. Exophile or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock by gangstabilbo
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Bored on the journey back to Earth Ryland remembers masturbation exists, then his old roommate moves back in and things get Awkward.
or: Rocky learns about Grace's ability to masturbate and totally doesn't get jealous over that.
or: Two nerds jerk each other off.
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30 Jun 2026