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30 Dec 2025
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Robert is keeping two secrets from his team.
1. He actually enjoys their company (mostly).
2. He doesn't need the subtitles to understand the K-Drama they just forced him to watch.
A two-part story about a heritage erased, a team that misses the obvious, and the inevitable moment the truth comes out.
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A/N: This is based on the fact from one of the developers that Robert was originally intended to be half-Korean in early development, but the concept got scrapped because of similarities to Mark Grayson from Invincible. We were ROBBED.
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23 Dec 2025
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“Sit still, will you?” Robert chides, oil dripping from the metal tongs as he clicks them conversationally. “They’re almost done.”
Robert Robertson braces a casual hand on his hip as he flips the last sizzling disk of pepperoni cooking over Chad’s tits.
Chad, Flambae, reformed supervillain and currently being used as a cast iron skillet, bites back a strangled noise as the metal scrapes against sensitive skin; hot grease making it a smooth glide as his pecs glisten like they’ve been polished.
“This… is so fucking weird.” He breathes, the back of his head thumping against the countertop. “You’re a goddamn pervert, Bob Bob.”
“You can say that again.” Robert agrees easily, staring down at the man pliant beneath him with mock confusion. “But, remind me, who’s the pervert who agreed to do it with me on a Saturday afternoon?”
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Robert cooks and eats sausage off of Flambae boobs and I am definitely going to dog hell.
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12 Dec 2025
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Flambae gains the courage to ask Robert out. Ignoring the bets going around about whether he and Robert will fuck before the first date, Flambae is set on a damn good date first. The date is everything Flambae could ever look forward to, they learn about each other and genuinely have a connection. The fighting and the flirting is just too intoxicating.
Chad can't help but want to ravage the man.
He'll refrain, just until after their first date.
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10 Dec 2025
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Robert and Flambae have an interesting relationship. They aren't friends, aren't enemies (anymore) but not normal co-workers. They fight, they flirt, and there's trust between them but nothing beyond that. But then one night after their shift's end, Flambae invites Robert out to dinner with him and his niece. She's a fan of Mecha-Man so Robert accepts only for her, obviously. It isn't for Flambae, or HR would have his throat.
Or is it?
Maybe, just maybe, does a little girl bring them together.
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09 Dec 2025