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    Aziraphale needs a little comfort in the South Downs cottage after cooking his husband a slightly-less-than-perfect autumnal stew.
    Later, things get spicy in front of the fire.

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    “But you admit it! You did tempt me!”

    “I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

    He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”

    “Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”

    or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness

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    21 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Aziraphale has been looking for an excuse to contact Crowley. Not that he’s ever needed one. But he’s been missing him lately.

    They are no longer a part of Heaven and Hell anymore, so he wanted to see him more often.

    A customer of his tells him to try the activity called ‘Netflix and Chill’ with his friend. He thinks this is a great excuse.

    The only thing wrong with it is that him and Crowley have different ideas of what that activity really is.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
    These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
    Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!

    Say hello to me on Tumblr!

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Crowley's accidental good work lands him an unexpected reward...his very own angel.

    The last thing Crowley wants is a traumatised angel to look after. The last thing Aziraphale expects is a demon who brings him tea instead of pain.

    But Hell's gifts come with strings attached, and when Hell demands Crowley fulfil his reward's intended purpose, Crowley must decide if he's willing to become everything he hates to protect the angel he's grown to love.

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    21 Nov 2025