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Beauty and the Serpent Beast by Barnshrimp
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
17 Apr 2025
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A prince and his servant being turned into a beast and objects due to the prince showing disrespect to a poor lady outside his castle.
They didn't know was that the old lady was a witch, who would doomed them all till the Prince found someone to love him or until one of favorite potted plants that got enchanted to be a ticking clock of the princes life welted and died.
Will this Serpent Beast of a prince find someone to love him? Or is he doomed to his death?
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You are my Alpha and I am your Beta. by Barnshrimp
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2023
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Crowley wants to make a pack with Aziraphale, and Aziraphale just dose not seem to like that idea very much. Lets just hope he changes his mind before its too late.
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Aziraphale needs a little comfort in the South Downs cottage after cooking his husband a slightly-less-than-perfect autumnal stew.
Later, things get spicy in front of the fire.Bookmarked by Barnshrimp
24 Nov 2025
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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21 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale has been looking for an excuse to contact Crowley. Not that he’s ever needed one. But he’s been missing him lately.
They are no longer a part of Heaven and Hell anymore, so he wanted to see him more often.
A customer of his tells him to try the activity called ‘Netflix and Chill’ with his friend. He thinks this is a great excuse.
The only thing wrong with it is that him and Crowley have different ideas of what that activity really is.
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21 Nov 2025
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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21 Nov 2025
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Better The Demon You Know by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2025
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Crowley's accidental good work lands him an unexpected reward...his very own angel.
The last thing Crowley wants is a traumatised angel to look after. The last thing Aziraphale expects is a demon who brings him tea instead of pain.
But Hell's gifts come with strings attached, and when Hell demands Crowley fulfil his reward's intended purpose, Crowley must decide if he's willing to become everything he hates to protect the angel he's grown to love.
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21 Nov 2025