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  1. Rec 36

    Vaucasy by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    26 Jul 2025

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    n.
    the fear that you’re little more than a product of your circumstances, that for all the thought you put into shaping your beliefs and behaviors and relationships, you’re essentially a dog being trained by whatever stimuli you happen to encounter—reflexively drawn to whoever gives you reliable hits of pleasure, skeptical of ideas that make you feel powerless.

    Pure Vanilla is an alpha. Shadow Milk disagrees with this rather strongly.
    He takes matters into his own hands when Pure Vanilla is at last in his domain; no matter how much Pure Vanilla tries to resist.

    (Or, Shadow Milk bitches Pure Vanilla into Truthless Recluse and is generally Shadow Milk™ to him as the transformation progresses)

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    21 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 54

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    He poured himself a glass of wine. Just one. Maybe he’d swipe a bit, amuse himself, feel better.

    Instead, he got more annoyed. One man sent him four messages in a row before he even replied. Another addressed him as “my chocolate prince.” Affogato very nearly threw his phone across the room.

    And then, something caught his eye, a username.

    DarkCacao. It was also the name of the nickname, which he tilted his head at, the nicknames he saw so far on other profiles were… something. It was a name with zero flair, no puns, no sugar metaphors. Just a sleek profile: minimalistic, no age listed, only a few pictures that seemed to blur more than they revealed. But the messages? They were…

     

    *Good evening. I hope this message finds you well. Your profile suggests you have both taste and purpose—a rare pairing."

    Affogato blinked. He read it twice. No unsolicited pictures. No pet names. Just… manners.

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    Or, Affogato's attempts at making a life for himself outside his home country don't go the way he planned. Turns out the city life is harder than it looks, even for a man with his charm and intellect. His life is changed by a dating app.

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    21 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 3

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    Long ago beneath the endless silence of snow and stone, two rulers stood as opposites bound in one accord.

    Both cold, and cruel, but with their own motives.
    One born of the darkest cocoa bean, one who would live to train armies, forced from bitter strength and unyielding will,
    One born from untreated illness--A cold ruler of Life, playing and dictating god in her own hands.

    A kingdom stood with no warmth, and the cold cruel take of life stood with no empathy, but a pact was struck in the stillness of the ancient cavern. Their hands meet--Cookie, against ice, and a promise was woven into the fabric of the land itself.

    But unfortunate occurrences arise...

    And the frost plagues whoever it likes--devouring everything with an Icy claw, until it spirals out of life's control.

    Cacao must be careful on who it takes.

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    21 Oct 2025

  4. Rec 72

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    Something huge now stood directly in front of him, blocking any hope of escape.

    He cast his gaze up, and up, and up.

    Before him was easily the largest spider he had ever seen, each of its eight legs twice the length of his body and just as thick. Its abdomen was swollen and heavy, resting lightly on the cave floor—no doubt filled with eggs, just like the spiders that covered the walls.

    And, where the thorax and head of the spider would normally be, was what appeared to be the top half of a human– though there were some features that were– off. Its eyes were closed, giant fangs bulging and visible even through the skin around his mouth. It had a mop of soft-looking blond hair, and the smooth, tanned skin of its bare chest contrasted prettily against the dark blue and gold of the rest of its body.

    By all accounts, it was a very handsome-looking spider.

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    Or, Pure Vanilla is a spider who finds a little thief caught in his web...and then fills him with eggs. Drider!PV x Thief!SM.

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    21 Oct 2025

  5. Rec 89

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    Shang Qinghua is a pretty disappointing Alpha. Not only does he look nothing like an Alpha should, but he's also only attracted to other men who are Alphas too. It's all very embarrassing, and his romantic life is a complete disaster. His dating app is barren, without a message in sight, and he hasn't been on a date in years. So, on one lonely night, Shang Qinghua decides to embark on a little experiment—What would life look like if he was an Omega?

    Shang Qinghua only ever intended to keep up this ruse for a short while, but when Shang Qinghua meets Mobei-jun, the Alpha of Alphas, things start to get a bit more serious. Shang Qinghua doesn't know if he can maintain his lie, while also managing his growing feelings, and navigating a budding relationship with the enigmatic Mobei-jun.

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    17 Oct 2025