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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Wade finally signaled his end at the center of the entrance to the park, he turned to face Peter, "So, yeah, today wasn't a good day."

    Sometimes he was so familiar to Peter like the way you look at someone with a new point of view because they said or did something that only you could possibly understand.

    Peter always said the mask was to hide his identity, but every time he's in Queens he always remembers the day when he first got the idea he could be someone else, something more.

    "Can I—?"

    "Please don't pity me, it makes me feel less manly."

    He searched for the right thing to say for a moment, "Queue Creep by Radiohead?"
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    Or, a meeting between Peter and Wade far in their future and their first time meeting far in the past, like really far.

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    01 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    19 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Get back home if you have to,
    Cause the worlds been cut in half
    Half awake, half alive
    You can have it all.

     

    Once the makeshift cast was tightly wound around Peter’s wrist, he exhaled and looked down with pressed lips. A stint weighing down his shoulder. “Don’t move it too much. I don’t have a cast. Got somethin’ in another safe house but,” Wade placed a hand on his hip, digging his pinky into his ear. “I’ll fetch it tomorrow.”

    Dropping his arm, Peter looked back up at him. “So, doc, what’s the meal plan…? My prescription for a broken wrist?” he questioned with interest and faint flirtation, really just wanting to lay down and curl up around a warm body standing before him.

    “Yeah, don’t fuckin’ move it.”

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    Peter finds himself going home to Wade's apartment instead of his own after a long patrol.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    “Insanity would be a hot look on you,” Deadpool claims boldly.
    “You would think that. Like attracts like,” Spidey says, elbowing him.

    OR: The one in which they’re both lowkey crazy.

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    09 Dec 2025