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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    "I hope you die screaming" were the last words Astarion said to his companions. He never imagined they'd come true.

    Six months later, drowning in guilt and armed with a stolen Wish spell, he tries to bring them back. Instead, he wakes up at his own funeral in a world he doesn't recognise—modern, loud, and utterly impossible—where everyone he lost is alive, and the woman he loved and abandoned is calling him "partner."

    Now he must learn to navigate a life that isn't his, a world whose technology baffles him, trauma that follows him across timelines, and a love he hasn't earned—all while deciding whether to fix the past or fight for a future he doesn't deserve.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    TL;DR - hey lets look at the BG3 story and expand out how Karlach and Astarion mighta become a couple.

    Astarion and Karlach, at first glance these two companions couldn't be more different.

    She's so open and loud and friendly and eager to do good. He's nothing like any of that.

    But turns out, they have way more in common than either would have suspected.

    Maybe a slight, sullen, suspicious vampire could use somebody who understands, but is nothing like him.

    Even better if it turns out maybe she is a little bit like him.

    (fics in chronological order, not order written)

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Back at it again at the Krispie Kreme, Avernus version.

    Karlach is trapped here, fighting every day in this horrible literal hell pit. But this time, she isn’t alone! Astarion and Wyll are here! But… gods, maybe that is making this shit worse, instead of better? Astarion keeps getting injured in battles, and Karlach doesn't feel any less guilty about things when he repeatedly says he's fine, he was tortured all the time before, it’s nothing to him, look how fast he heals.

    Karlach was already scared she had brought him to Avernus only for him to die, instead of getting to enjoy his new free life, then today he managed to fall into a pit of lava during a battle. They fish him out, but now Karlach has to deal with protecting a badly burnt and feetless vampire on top of all of the other horrors of the hells.

    And he won’t stop making jokes about the situation long enough for her to fucking think! ARGH!!!

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    Astarion gets horrifically injured but is more worried about making sure Karlach isn’t sad about it.

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Tag-on ending for "Changing Nature", for everyone who didn't like how the episode ended. Earl thought the world had come to an end...or did it?

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    09 Jun 2026