Blitzzyy
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Literally the title and Cartman is basically hitler
Oh yeah btw I dont support this
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Mysterion and the crew beat the shit outta professor chaos by Blitzzyy
Fandoms: South Park
20 Dec 2025
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Uhhh so Misqueerion seduces Tupperwhore yo help them get back his "toys" from Professor Cumshots later
And Wonder WHore crashes out and kills someone -
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Dude idk Cartman gets into a relationship with Kyle to mess him up and to show everyone that’s he’s gag but it backfires
This is a joke brah
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Butters needs to get something from Kenny and he dies idk how to make this sound more interesting lmao
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So like Eric and Kyle get into detention and then they have an argument and uhh Eric manipulates him into feeling sry for him
ALSO THIS IS OOC BC I DONT WNT MY TEACHER TO BE MAD AT ME-
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Only an oil-painted portrait was his undoing.
In an instant, his mind was captivated by that beautiful creature, depicted in the splendor of his beauty and presence.
“I want him. Bring him to me.”
Simple words that spoke of longing—but spoken by the young Mage King, his mouth was law.
His desires, commands to be obeyed.Bookmarked by Blitzzyy
29 Nov 2025
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Tweek and Craig have been together forever. Now that graduation is around the corner, they can plan a future together too.
That is, if Craig can stop fucking Clyde on the side.
Clyde is not gay, he just likes Craig (a lot). He doesn't want a relationship but he can't stand to see Craig with anyone else either.
Craig is gay, and he's in love with Tweek. Or is he only still with him because someone else doesn't have the balls to come out of the closet?
It's anyone's guess really, and there's not much time to ponder it because there are werewolves in this story now.
After a makeout, a fistfight, and an unfortunate drunk walk home, Clyde is a werewolf too. And he needs Craig's help.
(In short, I slipped and fell and wrote South Park fan fiction. It's not perfect but I'm having fun)
Chapter updates once a month. Mostly. Basically, uploads are flexible but inevitable.
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27 Nov 2025
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Clyde ask Cartman what Yaoi is.
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24 Nov 2025
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dont we all love a bit of dirk
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29 Sep 2025
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this work is part of my choose your fighter universe, but it's more like just backstory between craig and clyde bc i've been feeling my cryde oats lately. it's basically a sweaty college hook-up story.
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27 Sep 2025