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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    20 Nov 2023

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    Harry Potter's destiny was chosen for him before he could talk. When Lily begged Death to spare her son, Death took his master and raised him with the help of a snake and an angel. Newly eleven and with no social skills, our hero is up for an adventure in self-discovery.

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    04 Dec 2021

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    23 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    A light pastoral romance, in which Neville plays several parts.
    Featuring some tea, the sprawling countryside and a hyacinth too.

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    18 Aug 2020

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.


    Archived Author's Notes:
    The amount of geek research that went into this story basically ups its hit points to ridiculous levels.

    I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.

    To find and read the rest of OaLC. this Very Big Story, I'm flamethrower on Squidge at Squidgeworld. I'd direct-link you, but by AO3 doctrine, no one is allowed to use direct links to anywhere for anything unless it's another AO3 work. Hop over to the dot-org site and search for me; I'll pop up right away.

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    01 Dec 2018

  6. Rec 40

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    The Vor have their own way of dealing with disaster. First, start with a new disaster...

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    27 Jul 2015

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