Bremonster
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When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.
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Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.
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Unstoppable Draco, Immovable Crookshanks by midnightbrushes, offthemap
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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Crookshanks is a loyal cat. Smart, strong, and devoted. And he has vowed to protect Hermione at all costs, so long as they both shall live.
As for this blond, pointy assailant invading his home? Placing his filthy paws upon his good lady? Well.
Crookshanks isn’t afraid to get his claws dirty.
Or: Crookshanks is The Dark Knight, the Godfather, and the dude from You all at once and Draco is not helping in the slightest.
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Bookmarked by Bremonster
21 Jun 2026
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Crookshanks vs Draco: Battle Royale 😂😂😂 so hilarious
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Come hither, little himbo, for a frolic in the woods. There are dangerous and delicious delights to be had.
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Hermione lures an eager and far too trusting Draco into the Forbidden Forest for a sex ritual and sacrifice. Yes, sacrifice. Do not take this seriously, Draco sure isn’t.
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Bookmarked by Bremonster
28 Oct 2025
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Himbo Draco, my stupid stupid angel + blood kink 🥳🥳🥳
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The sounds you make when I love you by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2025
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Kinktober October 4th: Sounding
Mind the tags. If you don’t know what sounding is, check it out before reading. No need to read something you’re not into.
I have no idea how this came to be. It just happened.
Let kinksters be kinksters.
Draco begs his wife to take care of a special need. Another night of depravity at the Granger-Malfoy residence.
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- Part 1 of Dramione Kinktober 2025
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
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Solicitor Hermione visits Azkaban to find the guards waterboarding her client, Draco Malfoy, but as soon as she interferes, he uses it as an opportunity to get the witch in his lap.
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Bookmarked by Bremonster
03 Aug 2025
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Slutty, wet, frottagy lil one shot 🥵 #prisonerdraco