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ON HIATUS RIGHT NOW.
"What?" Blitz snarled out, janking the door open. Never had he wanted to apologize faster than this very moment. "Uuhh. Stols?" He called out.
"Yes, darling?"
"You remember what that macaw from the trial was called? Vaseline or something like that?" Blitz looked back up to the lanky figure.
"Are you talking about Vassago? The one with the yellow glasses?"
"Is he cool? I remember that he asked about you at the time."
"We never really talked all that much, but I remember him fondly. He always asked about my plants. He also gave me some seeds of the more rare plants." He called back from the sofa. "Why are you asking?"
"Because he's at the door."Truth be told, Blitz was actually happy for once.
Stolas on the other hand... Well, he was doing better than yesterday.
Although it was a bump in the road, they still try to make it work. Even if some annoying, beautiful parrot shows up at their front door.
Or when Andrealphus shows up and makes himself known as a massive pain in the ass/dick/cloaca/pussy/whatever.
And why the fuck are Moxxie and Lucifer friends?
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- Part 1 of Free Me
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Andrealphus returns to his sanctuary, a cozy room hidden in the labyrinthine walls of his icy palace, where he can be himself without donning the mask of haughty, narcissistic marquess. He's greeted by six imps, who are delighted to see him and begin teasing him about Vassago, a parrot he has developed feelings for.
But what is Andrealphus to do when his sister is served with a divorce, and he's forced to take her side? And as luck would have it, his crush is on the opposite side of the divorce, helping Stolas.
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"Good morning, my love." Stolas stroke gently at Blitz chin, remembering to scratch right under his ear. Looking affectionately at the smaller imp. Blitz, still unaware of the blanket corner in his mouth, made way up to Stolas chin. Planting his face snug in between Stolas chin and shoulder. A small content meow was all he could muster.
Nuzzling Stolas' chin, his purring was now almost like a motor boat. A low, very high volume rumble emanating from his chest. Stolas chuckled, the sound vibrating through his chest. "You're in a playful mood today, aren't you?" he teased, expecting Blitz to respond with some witty retort. But instead of the usual snarky comeback, all he heard was another soft meow, this time mixed with a hint of confusion.
Stolas blinked, pulling back slightly to look at Blitz, who was now frowning, his purring starting to falter. "Blitz, darling?" Stolas tried again, a note of concern creeping into his voice. "What are you-."
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- Part 1 of Helluva Random Stories
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Blitz had his nose buried deep in what he affectionately called Stolas’ chest fluff, inhaling every comforting scent that Stolas carried. The most prominent aroma was the soothing lavender from the preening oil Stolas used, followed closely by the sweet vanilla from the soap Blitz adored. It was no secret that Blitz had encouraged Stolas to use that soap more often, just to revel in that scent. Satan, Blitz loved his boyfriend so deeply it was almost overwhelming.
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- Part 2 of Helluva Fluff
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Stolas was well aware that imps are cold blooded creatures, so keeping his Blitz warm is his upmost priority.
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- Part 1 of Helluva Fluff
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"Blitz a cat, huh? Yeah, I had a hunch."
"Wait a devil damn minute. Goitians can make clones?? Fuckin' alchemy an' shit???"
"WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LAUGHING?!?! IT'S NORMAL AS FUCK, AIGHT?"This is a series of random stories that doesn't really have any overarching plot. Just a few random on-off chapters in random scenarios.
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I love me a little Stolas/Blitz fluff.
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Andrealphus has been looking up at a star throughout his desperation, even though he didn’t realize it. And one day, the star just fell off to his arms.
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After a drunken one-night stand, Andrealphus finds himself gravid.
He is not pleased about this.
But when Vassago offers to take the egg and gives Andrealphus the choice to walk away, no questions asked, Andrealphus finds himself questioning what it is that he really wants.
Written for Icyago Week 2025
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Stolas Goetia has lived a lonely lie his entire life, trapped under the thumb of those he should have been able to trust at his lowest of points. After the birth of his daughter, Octavia, he immediately formulates a plan to chase his freedom, and four years later he finds himself attending Pride University to do just that. That is, if his past doesn’t catch up to him first.
Or: a story of love, overcoming fear, and taking back the right to choose.
(title is a reference to 'foolish to think' from a gentleman's guide to love and murder!)Series
- Part 1 of foolish-verse
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The lights had dimmed hours ago, the janitor had cleaned around them without so much as a glance, and the sound of arrogant, upper-class accents were long since silent, but Blitzø still stood in front of that door, forehead against it and body limp. He had done everything he could to get back in, long after it didn’t matter anymore. He had clawed at it until his hands bled, pounded until his fingers bent and broke, and threw himself against it until his shoulder ached.
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When the light was extinguished from his world, Stolas didn’t even know it happened until hours too late. A new star was being born in a far off galaxy, a beautiful soon-to-be red dwarf that Stolas was delighted to watch grow. There were possibilities swirling in the new light, and Stolas was there to record them. He was entranced by this new creation, and it kept him longer than his work normally would…which meant he wasn’t even in Hell when his world shattered.
(This time, the axe falls)