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"Physical compensation, Kar," he says, each syllable bitten off perfect as a pearl, and you recoil.
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18 Aug 2025
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When he was younger (and the world still existed), Karkat used to read lots of high-low pale romance. He liked to picture himself as a daring lowblood hero, the one troll who could soothe their beautiful, terrifying moirail.
He never thought it would be like this.
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18 Aug 2025
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You kind of hate to admit it, but even though you promised to visit, you’ve been avoiding this place. You’ve only been here once before, and you never wanted to return but, like you said, you promised you’d visit and something (basically a memo from a Future Karkat who was less of a fucking douchebag than the other ones) had told you now was the time to stop putting it off like a little bitch.
You’d messaged ahead but Eridan hadn’t responded.
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18 Aug 2025
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He's a highblood, and highbloods are prone to highblood rages. You can see it in the way his hands tremble, long fingers clenching in fury when he gets cornered, taunted by one troll or another; you can see him take his anger and lock it away, watch him drop into a state of false calm, and you worry more with every day that passes. You aren't sure how long he can keep himself under control, and you don't think any of you will come back to life if you die again. You don't want anyone to die, and you don't want him to be forced into a position that causes him to hurt someone.
You don't want anyone to die, but everyone on this fucking asteroid seems hell bent on making it happen.
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- Part 1 of raunchy pale threesome (with no sex)
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17 Aug 2025
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17 Aug 2025
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One Way to Start a Functional Relationship (and One Way to Get a Punch in the Face) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Jan 2014
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Okay, you probably should have realized that hanging out with a dead alien who also might think the two of you are almost-kinda-not-really dating would be weird and difficult! In your tenuous defense, though, you thought the crush thing was in the past. That was maybe not your brightest moment.
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17 Aug 2025
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CG: HONESTLY I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE AFFECTIVE TO JUST PILE LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE
CG: INSTEAD OF DANCING AROUND THE ISSUE
EB: but thats your favorite thing to do
CG: THAT DOESNT MEAN IT WORKS- Language:
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17 Aug 2025
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"How long will you stay?" He asks, and you shake your head.
"I told you, John." You say. "You've been stuck with me since we first met."
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Karkat Vantas keeps vigil.
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- Part 2 of It's Hard Understanding
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17 Aug 2025
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“I hate you,” you repeat.
John tilts his head. “Yeah?” he goes.
“Yes,” you snarl at him.
“Good,” he says and then he flies at you with such blinding speed you can’t even raise your sickles in time.
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“So… so, is there… Dammit, is there, like, an egg inside of you?”
In which Jade is pregnant, and Karkat is confused.Series
- Part 1 of Trolls Know Nuthin’ ‘Bout Babies
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17 Aug 2025
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Dave's had a thing for John since pretty much forever, but when John and Karkat become moirails he has a hard time seeing their relationship as anything other than typical human romance. John's oblivious, Karkat's not, and Dave is a jealous wreck.
Three years living with trolls, and Dave Strider is still dumber than a box of rocks where quadrants are concerned.
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17 Aug 2025
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John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity.
You’re tired and crankier than usual and off-kilter and you’re totally blowing this out of proportion. You are going to find John and drag him back to safety by his stupid blue hood and everything’s going to be fine.
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17 Aug 2025
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Sometimes, when you have nightmares about Sburb, you think you have them about the wrong things.
Like how empty the journey through the veil was. How there were no stars. How you felt as if you could float off at any second, into the nothing, and no one would ever find you.
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17 Aug 2025
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You are now playing WAITING FOR GOD TIER. You have DIED.
Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.
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16 Aug 2025
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Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual.
Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.
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16 Aug 2025
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TA: gue22 what ii found.
AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
TA: iit'2 ...
TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
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EB: vriska
AG: Wow!
AG: Do my eyes deceive me? The great John Eg8ert, lowering himself to talking to a 8ig not-nice meanie like me?
AG: … W8. How are you even contacting me right now, I thought we were out of the game!!!!!!!!
AG: Is this another FRIGGING DREAM8U88LE??? RAAARARRAAUUUAAAAUUAGHGHGGHGGGGHHGH!
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Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent.Series
- Part 2 of Covalent Bonds
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16 Aug 2025
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-- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --
CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:BSeries
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16 Aug 2025
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John had been expecting a lot of things after the game. Well, no. That’s a lie. (Honestly, when would he have time to worry about the so-called “Ultimate reward” when he was fighting for his life?) But he had expected something.
His gut had told him that they would be remaking earth or whatever. Either living out in the medium or making a whole new planet entirely. Or that they would open the door and a planet would just… be there.
Everything going black wasn’t in the cards.
Less so was walking up in some goo trap.
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16 Aug 2025
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Dave and Rose did not realize how ludicrously different the trolls were to them until they were sleep deprived and newly paranoid of clowns.
Well, it wasn't that bad. Not when the trolls made some ridiculously cute noises.
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16 Aug 2025
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House of Cards: A Beginner’s Guide to Navigating the Quadrants by liesunseen
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 May 2014
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Splitoff timeline—the battleship catches up with the meteor on its trip to the next session. John, Jade, the sprites, and the consorts assimilate themselves into everyday life in the troll's former ectobiology laboratory. Faced with what could well be the end of the existence of two races, relationships form and dissolve, tension rises, and in the middle of all this John comes to the disconcerting realization that Karkat is actually kind of cute. Like a puppy dog, or a little kid. Not cute in that way, definitely not. No.
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16 Aug 2025