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A Sinner's Soul has been Redeemed.
This was unexpected, nary, unwanted. It complicates things. Though if the complexity can be brought to order, back into His vision, it could truly be a beautiful thing. He always intended that Creation should be beautiful, perfect, with everything in its rightful place.
God wants to bring His lost child home, He has made no provisions for failure.
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Set six months after the battle at the hotel, someone finally notices Alastor is hurt. Tensions remain high for now, but through a mutual agreement Lucifer and Alastor find that they have more in common than they would have ever thought. This growing bond is tested as both try to work through their own issues and outside threats continue to put challenge after challenge at their doorstep.
Ongoing story : Characters, rating, and tags subject to change as the story progresses
Update Schedule : I will be trying to keep a weekly/biweekly schedule. Possible delays might be caused by a second story I'm working on, and potential for increased work load but I will try to warn if there will be longer waits.
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Angels and demons alike are at war. Aziraphale and Crowley are working to end the fighting from inside their legions. It isn't going well. But when the battlefield expands and they find themselves face-to-face, everything starts to go wrong. Not only that, but there is a village nearby, with children, and the fighting has reached into the fields, where humans are working. A group of children was at play when the fighting started and time paused.
Crowley makes a rash decision.
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- Part 1 of Azicrow's Abundance of Ineffable Fics
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She sounded thrilled at the prospect, eager like a ravenous wolf salivating before a wounded lamb. Vagina just wanted to be sick. The reality of the rivers of blood they sent coursing through the nine rings, the glorious purpose to which she was made and bred for was no longer something she aspired to. She realised, now, that, like the thorny crown imposed upon The Son, she would inherit a halo dripping in crimson shame, dutiful sin.
Vagina assumed the stance. She inhaled deeply, shifting her weight to her back foot and pointing her spear directly at his heart. One lunge and she would end this sinner’s eternal life once and for all; one plunge and she would rob this child of the life that he clearly did not get much time to live the first time round. He trembled and cried and Vagina wondered what a child so young could possibly do to deserve damnation.
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Zorro, my beloved, my ruin, my salvation.
I speak your name as though it were holy, though no god would dare bless what I feel. Hear me now, wherever they’ve taken you, for my voice shall reach even the heights of Heaven if it must. I swear it upon my blood, upon my very soul: I will find you.I will tear through the veils of creation itself to reach your side. Let the angels tremble and the stars burn out, none shall keep you from me. If Heaven bars its gates, I will break them. If fate denies me, I will unmake it.
You were my light in this infernal dark, and they stole you from me before I could speak the truth that devoured me. So I will speak it now:
I love you. I love you beyond reason, beyond mercy, beyond what this wretched heart can bear.And if I must become a monster to reclaim you, then let the world remember my name as a curse.
For I would gladly drown in madness, if madness is the only path that leads me back to you.(please read, I promise it's good 💔💔)
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Ours~ by Cal (Thatweirddemon), Claireanela, redzephyrwinds, Thatweirddemon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Nov 2025
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The Angel Arc:
If Charlie and Alastor thought having their son was their perfect, fairytale ending, they quickly find out they’re dead wrong.
Trouble starts lurking, and soon the Radio Demon and Princess will have to make some of the hardest choices they ever have- for the sake of their family and Hell.
The direct sequel to Mine~!
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- Part 2 of The Mineverse <3
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Many milleniums ago. 7 angels fell from heaven. those angles became the seven deadly sins. and on top of being sent to hell, their souls were split into two. one half to stay in hell and the other half to live on earth.
the story fallows 7 humans discovering the truth about what happen to the sins. and something about themselves as well.
want to know more, read the story.
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Sunlight bathing the Blood of a Bluebird. by raaibusheep
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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Pure Vanilla pulled his digits from his host’s hole, replacing it with the handle of the bloody pocket knife. Thrusting it in and out, with no care or softness, he didn’t hold back noises. He wanted to hear Shadow Milk’s voice, even if it was technically him moaning. It was Pure Vanilla doing this to him, nobody else.
All his.
“Ah, I love you—hHhhHHAAA-!” His legs flexed and kicked as he came around the weapon in his cunt, before relaxing with breathless giggles and gasps for air. “Mmn..hh.. You did so well, okay? Now, you can come see me. Up here. And you’ll be mine...”
And this time, he won’t trust his beloved around windows, sharp objects, high platforms, or magical items.
You will need me, Bluebird. You will never leave me, you won’t even want to. I promise.
Pure Vanilla lifted the pocket knife, and pressed it against Shadow Milk’s throat. After breaking Shadow Milk’s phone, he pushed the blade deep, penetrating his throat, and left the body.
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Evil Born-Angel PV sees a pretty little human on the surface and decides HE WANTS THAT PUSSY BAD.
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- Part 1 of Caged Coldness and Deceptive Warmth.
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Peace, [piːs]
The freedom from disturbance; tranquility.
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A state or period in which there is no war.
No war? War here felt like an eternity, at least to Chan it did.
Since the beginning of time Hell and Heaven had always been at war. Demons were taught to hate angels, and the other way around. In both worlds the other was seen as vile, evil, and most of all... The enemy.
“Don’t ever be deceived by one of those winged beasts.” His mother had warned, only a few short days before her passing. That day, that horrible, horrible day. Angels had attacked the palace, assassinating both Chan’s mother and father. If it weren’t for his old man’s sovereign, he probably wouldn’t be the King he is today.His goal, his only goal, was to find peace and spread it all throughout both the Heavens and Hell. But until then, Chan would continue searching. Searching for peace, searching for tranquility...
Searching for Luminosity.
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Nobody comes home expecting to find 7 insanely attractive demons in their dorm. But here Felix was, in that very predicament. What did they want? And why did they keep calling him Luminosity? -
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Three magical assholes snatched Sam from his bed, hours after the kid’s first heat. And as skilled as a Night Hunter that alpha Dean is, he wasn't able to stop them.
But every time Dean thinks he's finally caught up to them he gets sidetracked because some civilian, coincidentally, needs saving from some monster.
Even with the setbacks Dean will never stop following their trail, not until he finally rescues Sam. He'll keep searching even if he has to follow him across the continent, even if it takes months or years.
Excellent. This is all according to Heaven's plan.
Heaven needs vessels for Michael & Lucifer. But the archangels can't inhabit a Winchester body until Dean breaks over 200 seals. Not leaving anything up to fate Heaven deputizes seraph Castiel in his omega vessel to act as the unseen hand to guide the alpha to break as many seals as possible.
But, the angel is unable to stay unseen & more problems arise when Castiel's omega & Dean's alpha form a bond.
Now Castiel, the once dutiful soldier of Heaven famous for always doing as he is told, wonders if he'll be able to fulfill Heaven's bidding.
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Starlight and The Abyss by ValoraVGRD
Fandoms: Atlyss (KisSoft Video Game), Furry (Fandom)
08 Nov 2025
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Valora is a mortal dragon, who was blessed by, and consequently chained to one of the wills of heaven, The Archangel Michael. For 2000 thousand years she has done his bidding, as an engine of destruction, as a Divine beast. As a nearly hollow vessel, with eyes filled with Starlight.
Rio is a young angel, sent to the world of the Abyss on a mission to help those there. Protect that world from the coming invasion of something he was never told of. He wasn't told his true purpose.
Oni, a half demon woman who is a native to the world of the Abyss, to her known as Atlyss. She has fought a long and hard battle striving to survive this world filled to the gills with corruption. Her hatred for those who failed her so long ago drives her even to this day.
Mallyrd, A newcomer to the world of Atlyss. Someone who once lived in another world, in another body. Coming to grips with his passing and learning to grow into his newfound strength. How will he survive the world slowly falling to corruption.
Agony. A child of prophecy. Of forbidden love. Of Corruption. Their destiny shines the greatest. Let us hope that it does not burn her out before the end.
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“What—what are you doing—?” Lucifer stammered, a mix of panic and anticipation in his voice. With an impish glint in his eye, Alastor sank to his knees, coaxing those plush thighs apart before settling in the space between. Lucifer’s brows knitted in confusion, eyes widening as Alastor’s hands found his belt, slowly undoing it.
“You’re always so tense,” Alastor purred, voice as smooth as velvet and edged with something far more dangerous. “Let me be of some humble assistance.”
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Alastor presses close, leaving Lucifer with no means of escape. The former archangel and ruler of damnation tenses as the air between them sparks with something dangerously physical.
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Building up all your walls, a fall with no ground (In a single moment breaking down) (Valfred) by xxnyanglowzxx
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Liam's NEWGROUNDS yappery x my insanity
04 Nov 2025
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What if........
An AU fic in which Val is a demon trying to destroy heaven from the inside, and Al is the angel she fights against.
Ooorrr nottt...this fic is long and crazey. Plan is atleast. valfred 4life
o7 mr TR this is my final treat 4 u I hope you can't read this from hell bc you'd be SO disappointed in meuh. valfred has taken over my lyfe
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eternal sunshine of the spotless castiel by gottagofastt
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
04 Nov 2025
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After Cas stumbles upon a rogue artefact in the bunker, the Winchesters have seven days before he loses his memory and dooms himself by returning to Heaven. With no solution in sight, Dean has to watch as his best friend slips away again - for seemingly good this time.
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Don't you break my heart of gold by The_Chief_Priest
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, The Sims (Video Games), Original Work, No Fandom
30 Oct 2025
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You didn't want to set out on this path back on that fateful day, you were chosen. Now with your world crumbling under your feet and nothing left to do but grasp at straws, the divine has finally decided to send you more than just cryptic messages. However, where there are guardian angels, there are always demons seeking to destroy their subjects too. Your only saving grace might be the fact you won't have to face either of them alone.
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You and Ranboo get tangled up in supernatural business and end up falling in love in the process.(Titles from the album "Marigold Sunrise" by ThomasKG)
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Wanting to protect his daughter and needing to end the Exterminations. Lucifer makes a deal with Sera.
He'll stay in Heaven as a prisoner as long as they stop.
Only, it's not until he gets there that he finds out that Adam is his jailor. This could be worse than Hell.
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What Does this Button Do? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Oct 2025
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In which Lucifer discovers an interesting property of a new plant and Paimon becomes his willing guinea pig.
Day 8
webcam/figging/cagesSeries
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A demon, an angel and a celestial war at hand. What could possibly go right?
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The year is 2125.
Magical Girls, are mere myths. They are dead, replaced by Divine Guardians.
The Guardians fuel by machine, magic and fears. The Guardians that didn't have time to experience childhood, molded into a soldier - to face against the Angels and Corrupted fiends.
And of course, the typical question will be... Who will win this divine battle against non-believer and holy judgements ?
Not all side will win, no ?
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Hello hi ! First fanfic ever and English is not my first language. Do not correct me either, I have no respect for this language.
Enjoy reading !
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