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The Industrial Artificer (Gamer-like OC) by BulletBarrista
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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Why swing a sword when you can kickstart a military industry and build an industrial revolution along the way?
Shit happens, true, but dying wasn't fun. Transmigration? Arguable. He'll have to make do with whatever to survive in this world of magical bullshit. With monsters outside the walls, he'll need something better than a sword. Guns are a no-brainer, but there aren't any of them in Mondstadt. Good thing he has game-like mechanics to help him out to make one himself.
In his previous life, he was basically a nobody, until Mondstadt took him in and gave him a sense of belonging. His only complaint? The Abyss Order… well, that and a bunch of other crap. Armed with video game logic and a knack for machines, he's dead set on paying back that favor.
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All the Archons' Men by themescreant
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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All the hijinks of in this land of Teyvat, done — of course — under the tacit agreement of the ruling Archons. After all, if something happens, surely the Archons have given their approvals, no? Or ... maybe the Anemo Archon is a loopy drunkard, the Geo Archon is a senile idiot, the Electro Archon is a to-be-diabetic, the Dendro Archon says "dookie" all the time, and the Hydro Archon is slowly going insane... but who knows, really?
TL;DR: My Genshin Impact fanfictions, which: 1. Range from being rather unhinged to somewhat serious, 2. Involve one (or more!) Archons, and 3. I am somewhat satisfied with to include here. Listed based on my personal preference.
Some of these will be updated to incorporate headcanon and other divergences as laid out in here; please give it a read for better context.
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07 May 2026
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The Archons of Teyvat. Celestial beings raised into Godhood by the mandate of Heaven. They have watched kingdoms burn and civilizations turn to dust. They have nurtured nations and toppled empires. They have moved mountains and carved islands in twain. What is such a divine being to do when they are no longer needed by the very people they had sworn to protect? Perhaps a star-bound traveler has such an answer...
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The Archons are unable to function as human beings and Aether is stuck babysitting them in his teapot.
*Published pre-2.1, but with leaked information taken into account. Beware of potential spoilers. *
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07 May 2026
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In which Albedo concludes that the greatest kindness he can afford Mondstadt is to die.
(Or: a tale of two princes, where one is a fallen kingdom's last hope and the other is its destruction reborn into chalk.)
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14 Apr 2026
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Proposal for F.A.T.U.I. Training Handbook by tzitzimeme
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Nov 2020
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Scaramouche, code name "散兵" and (tragically) 'romanized' "Balladeer", is rank 6 in the entirety of the Snezhnayan secret service. He has carried out successful espionage missions from the sunny streets of Mondstadt to the gilded courtrooms of Fontaine. His ultimate goal? To find enough dirt through this line of work to blackmail Inazuma's government and finally claim his rightful spot as Crown Prince to the Chrysanthemum Throne.
On his latest mission, his orders are very simple: steal the prized "Geo Gnosis" heirloom from billionaire heir Zhongli. And he will not let this horny ginger asshole who has the audacity to call himself Scaramouche's comrade ruin it for him.
(The worst spy AU in all of existence. I am sorry.)
[On indefinite hiatus due to burnout; sorry!]
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16 Aug 2025