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    "It starts with death. With finality, and with love. Endings are nothing but a new beginning."
    When Itadori Yuuji swallows Sukuna's Finger, he does so hoping for the power to save a boy he met not an hour ago.
    For the first time, that gnawing hunger soothes just a little.
    Getting knocked out, kidnapped, and dragged into a cult-ish secret organisation dedicated to protecting normal society from the shadows is not how he expected this week to go.
    Well, it's probably fine that the King of Curses is remarkably quiet in his brain, right?

    (OR: My take on the SI/OCkuna stories when smushed together with Yuujikuna).

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Pushing aside old winter coats and cleaning supplies produced a large box, wooden and carved with flowering vines. The lock was silver, bright against ebony wood. It clicked open without the need for a key, and within came the source of that thick miasma.

    Clipped and hanging to the underside of the lid were various trinkets. A silk fan, patterned with cherry blossoms in snow. A fox tail key chain, fluffy, soft, and white with streaks of pink. A simple hairpin, carved of cherry wood into a plain spiral. There was a cracked and chipped oni mask, the paint long faded, leaving blank white clay.

    Those were simply the items hanging from the top, one of which any Sorcerer worth their salt could recognise. For one of the Nine Tails to have ended up in a teenager's closet would raise suspicion from the Elders. It might be a detail for Satoru to omit, or one to spotlight.

    Below, pressed to the back and hidden by a ceramic pot, was a painting. A coral reef, vibrant and almost appearing alive. The water seemed to flow- no, it did. A moving painting, perhaps the item with the faintest Cursed Energy among the bunch. That simple hairpin had more, imbued with protective charms.

    There was an antique tea set, a plush tiger with button eyes, and a parasol patterned with closed eyes.

    All of it, every last trinket shoved away in this box- even the box itself- radiated Cursed Energy. To a level one might only anticipate from a Sorcerer Clan storage house.

    "...Guess the background check is Mei's job now, lucky Ijichi," Satoru sighed. One reason to terrorise his precious assistant manager lost to the foolish rationality of ensuring Megumi's new (only) friend and Satoru's newest student wouldn't be chased after by a cult.

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    So I sat. Let the rain fall on me. Let it wash the blood from my whiskers and the lost from my fur.

    And that’s when I saw him. It’s past sunset when he shows up. He reaches out, no fear, no hesitation, and touches the top of my head. Warm fingers. A little too confident. A little too rough.

    “I’m gonna take you home,” he says, like he’s already decided.

    OR someone got reincarnated as an one eyed cat in a familiar world filled with curses. They met a godling, a scarred blade, and they try.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    We once swapped the elders' ceremonial incense with firecracker sticks. A ceremony to remember that was, sparkling trail of lights clashed loudly against the supposed solemn quiet. Multiple pictures of the elders' faces, glorious comedy gold, taken and hidden in Gojo's camera. Another time, he pinned my paw prints on the walls and convinced everyone it was a spirit omen. He threw his voice like a curse and made servants believe the walls were whispering.

    Later, when they try to scold him, he feigned ignorance with dramatic flair, arms flung wide, eyes shimmering with innocence.

    “Who, me?” he’d say. “A noble heir like me? Surely not!”

    I rolled my eye. He winked at me.

     

    “Stop touching him, Mono! He’s sketchy! His whole vibe is criminal! Look at his face! It screams tax evasion!”

     

    A laundry basket gave its life in the opening salvo. Half the sofa disintegrated under the force of a misjudged spatial shift. Toji’s entire breakfast splattered across the wall in an abstract mural of eggs and toast, equal parts tragedy and modern art.

    I evacuated immediately. No shame. Just fast reflexes. The baby curse I’d been babysitting gave a nervous warble and followed me onto the terrace. Together, we perched at a safe distance, watching the carnage unfold with the solemn air of two innocent bystanders. Our heads swiveled in sync, tracking the battle back and forth like spectators at a tennis match. My tail flicked in disbelief—slow, incredulous, disapproving.

    From our vantage point, I watched two absolute maniacs try to beat the concept of “good morning” out of each other.

    And I swear… they were both grinning by the end.

    Battle-addicted lunatics, the both of them.

    GSAETRDHFJHKJL

     

    I lie sprawled across the glowing table, a queen in my lair of contraband. Socks. Caps. Shirts. One of Satoru’s many eye masks folded like a pillow. I bite gently into the edge of a sunglasses, a content chirp rumbling in my throat. Blob pukes out the other stolen items onto the table. My one eye gleams with the light of a thousand secrets.

    “Wait.”

    “No way.”

    “The cat.”

    “Mono.”

    I chirp sweetly, innocent as a lamb. And then I disappear.

    Blob squeals and scrambles after me like a pile of possessed mochis. Chaos erupts as Toji and Satoru both shout my name in perfect stereo, launching into pursuit like bloodhounds with something to prove.

    A question for the ages:
    Have you ever been chased through an apartment by two of the strongest individuals in the current universe?

    Let me tell you: It is exhilarating.
    dscGAFHJKL:LKGJFHGFGHJGKOPOJIHGHFHJKKJHIGTUGRFGYFGHIJ
    all of chapter 13 is incredible

     

    Conclusion:

    Utter rejection. Auditory overstimulation? Possible trauma response to bells? Personal vendetta against bells? Jingling toys banned permanently.

     

    A ticked mark practically spawns on the side of Toji’s forehead. “Haaah? You tryin’ to pick a fight, Ms. Vet?”

    The gremlin behind the sunshine smile simply nods, all innocence and solemn wisdom. “It’s okay, Mr. Grumpy. Some tastes are just… acquired.” The smirk that follows is pure villain origin story material. If she had a fan, she’d be flicking it open right now like a victorious shogun.

     

    got no interest in tangling with the Gojo clan. Bye, brat.”

    He turns his back.

    Just like that.

    Dismissive. Confident. Unbothered by the still flickering spatial technique aimed at his back.

    Satoru bristles.

    He looks like he’s seconds away from re-inventing the Apple logo ahead of schedule.

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    Guy wakes up as Ryomen Sukuna, says "Fuck it, we ball", and decides to troll and aura farm on the entire cast, and also make lobotomy kaisen canon, because fuck it, why not?

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Finally deciding to turn around, he saw him.

    The Most Fraudulent in History, The Suicide Bomber, The Mahoraga Merchant, Mr “Nah, I’d Lose”, The Middle Schooler Destroyer, The Fatherless Bum, The One Who Disappointed Fans Worldwide and His Underwhelming Intensity, The Potential Man in all his glory,

    Megumi Fushiguro.

     

    Sukuna put his hands in the pockets of Yuji’s jacket, posing up before he saw a red light begin to emanate from the hole in the wall created by Gojo.

    Even with four eyes, Ryomen Sukuna would never see…

    The black markings faded as Gojo released Red, forcing the sorcerer to teleport in front of Yuji to block the attack meant for Sukuna

    … the consequences of his own actions!

    Yuji immediately fell backwards when he opened his eyes, before realising the attack had been dissipated by Gojo’s Infinity.

    “Ah! Sorry Gojo, I really thought I could suppress him!”

     

    “Anyways! You’ll be attending Jujutsu High!”

    “But I’m already enrolled in school?”

    “Not anymore! While you were asleep, I went ahead and unenrolled you from your previous school! So now, you’re at Jujutsu High!” Gojo cheerily exclaimed.

    Yuji looked surprised.

    “Huh!? But how did you–”

    “By the way, I’m now your legal guardian.”

    Yuji went to say something, but stopped, momentarily speechless as he processed the information.

    Gojo stared at him, not saying anything.

    Yuji stared back.

    After a few more seconds of staring, Yuji realised that Gojo was completely serious.

    “WHAT!?”

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    Nah, I'd adapt. Self-insert as Mahoraga.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    However, the most important thing was how, partway through their joyous exchange of blows, it suddenly became aware of an even greater phenomena against it: the Off-Screen Phenomena.

     

    And so Mahoraga, frantically, urgently, completely forgot about shirtless aliens and began spinning its little wheel as fast as it could go. Before this entity Akutami Gege could fin—

     

    No…!! A terrible omen befell me. Heavy steroid abuse, some sort of botched gynecomastia surgery and ab sculpting, and full body laser hair removal… was I inhabiting the body of a rabid looksmaxxer?

     

    With trepidation, I looked closer at my arms. The skin was the type of pasty and greyish pale that only intentionally long term basement dwellers had. Oh god. There were what looked like dirty Naruto-style ninja arm wraps, and the right one had a fucking blade taped to it.

     

    The pants suddenly gained new context. This wasn't just a rabid looksmaxxer, this was a culturally insensate basement larper that pretended to be some sort of great Japanese warrior with, like, edgy shadow realm powers or some shit. To justify why "sunlight couldn't touch any part of me" or whatever. That's why it was so dark everywhere. Fuck. Fuuuuck.

     

    I dropped to my knees in despair, hands to my head. Was this divine karma for my teenaged chanboard behavior…? No, I promise I grew out of…

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    Reincarnated in the JJK universe as Sukuna, the King of Curses? With a system to follow canon and he tragically dies at the end after basically causing a massacre for sorcerers and humans alike? What is this death flag he's being subjected to!?

    He's not going to die again just because the plot said so!

    What if: [Sukuna failed most of the villain missions... because the main casts can hear all of his thoughts, but that can't be- right?]

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    “Oh god, the crime this guy created is massive in this world. There’s literally nothing I can do to change anything.”

    Sukuna painfully grimaced at the thought and oh- what the hell, System? He was given a second chance at life only to die again? In a villain’s body?!

    “So what, I have to be evil and- and, I don’t know- bully a teenager and give him trauma?”

    [Affirmative]

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    28 Apr 2026