Cacaphonia
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A rogue Combat SecUnit ends up on Preservation Station. The security officers have no clue what to do about it. Even it has no clue what to do with itself, which is no help at all.
*Continuation to "Birthday Surprise." The first several paragraphs will explain how the characters ended up where they are, so you can focus on just reading CSU shenanigans.*
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- Part 2 of A Night on Preservation Station
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It's Ratthi's birthday and the gang is gathering to celebrate. The party's going to have everything:
- booze: check;
- weed: check;
- grumpy rogue murderbot: check;
- assassination attempt?Not on THIS fucking birthday, they won't.
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- Part 1 of A Night on Preservation Station
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Murderbot and Gurathin struggle to work together after the catastrophic events of the previous survey. But they just can't catch a break.
*Follow up to the story "Wolves and Sheep". The fic explains itself at some point, so maybe it won't be necessary to have read the previous one. Just know that on its previous job, MB got infected by alien remnants and tried to kill the PresAux team.*
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- Part 2 of A Murderbot and its Humans
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When Murderbot gets compromised by alien remnants on a survey gone wrong, its team must figure out how to survive against the wrath of their increasingly unstable security consultant.
*Polished and edited version, with added bonus chapters from ART's point of view*
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- Part 1 of A Murderbot and its Humans
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Snow by Cacaphonia
Fandoms: Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (All Media Types), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo
11 Oct 2024
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High in the mountains, in a land of long nights and endless snow, where the Gods themselves tread among untouched wilderness, a pair of adventurers depart on a quest. One of them clad in grimy leather armor and a helm with broken horns, with a small round shield on his left arm and a sword of an odd length at his hip. The other one with sapphire eyes and honey-gold hair, dressed in flawless white robes, as white as the snow itself.
The Earth Mother observes them with benevolent interest. Those two could be of use to her, perhaps? Mayhap they were the trump card she’d been waiting for so long? If she could nudge them off their path, guide them in the right direction… Surely that sweet priestess would be malleable and obey her commands?
She tries and tries and tries, frustrated.
But for some reason the dice won’t roll.
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A Night on Preservation Station by Cacaphonia
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Jul 2025
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Desire, Technically by Gamebird
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
27 Sep 2025
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Dr. Gurathin is a company technician who works alone on the SecUnits who have problems a cubicle can't fix. It gives him a lot of time to fuck around with them, and this time, to find out. Although perhaps not in that order.
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27 Jul 2025
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What remains of a family flees the Corporation Rim.
Takes place at least 20 years pre-canon.
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Bookmarked by Cacaphonia
10 Jul 2025
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This is the story of a Combat SecUnit, from first assignment to last, to being reborn and not knowing what to do with its new life, to finding a home and a voice, to running across well-meaning people who almost ruin everything for it.
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- Part 1 of Skulk
- Part 67 of Gamebird's Cinematic Universe for TMBD
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12 Apr 2025
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SecUnit finds itself in charge of one of Dr. Mensah's children, and on the run. Luckily, it's good at its job. Unluckily, it has to hang out with a human adolescent. (It can handle the people trying to kill it. It's the babysitting thing that's terrifying.)
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27 Mar 2025
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Murderbot doesn't believe plants count as clients, but as it escorts ART in a cultural exchange between Preservation and the Pansystem, with ART transporting multiple cargo modules of native Preservation flora to the Pansystem University of Mihira and New Tideland, maybe there's something to all that foliage Murderbot can come to understand.
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Bookmarked by Cacaphonia
05 Mar 2025