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Young men standing on the top of their own graves
Wondering when Jesus comes, are they gonna be saved?
Cruelty to the winner, bishop tells the king his lies
Maybe you're a mourner, maybe you deserve to die
Soldier Side - System Of A DownTwo solitary souls assigned to opposites sides of a war share an unlikely meeting amidst a battlefield littered with the corpses of their countrymen. With the unbearable weight of militaristic expectations thrust upon their shoulders, a simple split-second decision leaves Neuvillette clinging to life by a thread and Wriothesley adrift in an ethical dilemma. Beaten and broken by the meat grinder that is the war machine, treason sounds like sweet relief as both men find comfort they’d thought long lost, and risk it all to be free of senseless violence forevermore.
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When he inhaled, the Fortress exhaled for him.
Symbiosis was a peculiar thing. If he wanted to protect the people residing within these walls that were now a part of him, he would need to keep this hunger at bay, and his wits about him. Even now, Wriothesley could feel the fishhook-like tendrils in his brain twisting and pulling, yanking on him like a marionette, demanding he do their bidding.
If he slipped up, people would die. If he gave up, someone else would have to suffer. Wriothesley needed to turn this stalemate into a checkmate, but that begged the question how. How did one outmaneuver the thing that pumped his very blood, breathed his air and occupied every corner of his mind.
Eventually, one had to ask for help
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Soup: Smoked lobster bisque with leeks, oyster mushrooms and crème fraiche by Caketastrophe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Nov 2025
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Wriothesley has good food, excellent wine and a single opportunity to blow the socks off of front of house manager Neuvillette's feet with an unforgettable date. All he has to do is clean his entire apartment, cook a three course meal, and not royally fuck anything up.
Should be easy as pie.Except that he has no idea how to make pie and pie isn't even on the menu.
AKA: Wriothesley worries about a lot of things preceding his date with Neuvillette, and realizes that he might be getting old and extremely sappy.
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- Part 4 of The Romaritime Tasting Menu
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Home Sweet Home by Caketastrophe
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Silent Hill (Video Game Series)
07 Nov 2025
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The sound of flesh scrabbling over brick drew Wriothesley from his internal reverie, all senses immediately on high alert for what he suspected to be an imminent attack. His grip tightened around the end of the crowbar, his other hand reaching tentatively for the shotgun slung over his shoulder. He'd hate to waste a shot on nothing; bullets for it were few and far between, fished out from behind couches and inside the drawers of what might have once been kitchen cabinets, but were now rotted shells overflowing with the faded echoes of a time long gone, leaking despair and metallic decay.
The scuffling moved higher, and Wriothesley chanced an upwards glance at the rows and rows of cells that lined the two floors above him. It was pitch black, the lights set to timers that only lasted so long. There was a subtle flash of a pale, fleshy leg, before the wayward limb dipped further up and out of sight around the edge of a cell.
He just wanted to get out of Silent Hill and go the fuck home.
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“Well, well, well. Disciple of Focalor’s, high priest – No. Chief Justice, isn’t it?” The demons voice was smooth, confident, and his tail swayed gently behind him as he curled one dangerously-clawed finger around the steam escaping his cup. That piercing blue gaze finally dropped, settling on the cup in his hands and the little game he was playing with the aromatic vapor. It swirled around and around, wrapping up his hand like an affectionate creature, caressing flesh as if the tea were alive and quite fond of the demon toying with it. “What in the name of the Abyss has you of all people summoning a demon of wrath, hm?”
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Caught between his own crumbling faith and the need to save the weary souls of Fontaine, Neuvillette turns to the Abyss, calling a demon of Wrath to his side to do his bidding.
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In the illustrious City of Fontaine thrives a prolific food scene that constantly strives to perfect the art of taste, atmosphere, and presentation. One such establishment is Romaritime, a fine dining restaurant owned by the one and only Furina de Fontaine. Having received multiple stellar reviews year after year, it remains one of the premiere dining experiences within the city.
Chef Wriothesley fiercely leads the kitchen with a menu as bold and mysterious as his career, aided by his sous chef Navia, the darling of Poisson, and notoriously adventurous pastry chef Sigewinne; The heat in this kitchen cannot be beat! Except, maybe, by the comprehensive bar program, headed by bartender Clorinde and led by the distinguished Monsieur Neuvillette, a well-decorated sommelier of both wine and water as well as a man of high regard within the food scene and Fontainian society itself.
With such a team behind the scenes, it's no wonder there is plenty of hype being generated about the new summer tasting menu! Will you be first in line to try all the courses?
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Do Gay be Crime (Extended Sleeping Dogs Lie Universe) by AiraKay, Caketastrophe
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Sep 2025
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This series will include anything that takes place within the Sleeping Dogs Lie (SDL) universe or any works that reference it substantially or play off of it. The main core story is Sleeping Dogs Lie and can be read independently of everything else. All other works will either be spin offs of that direct story, or they will be works taking inspiration from those characters or situations.
Enjoy!
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The hunter is not a kind man, but he is a compassionate one, and when he sees a beautiful crane helplessly trapped, he frees it.
Not too long later, an ethereal man arrives at his doorstep, insistent on becoming his wife.
This is a tale of love and loss, but mostly love.
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Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
27 Jan 2026
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***MOVE IN IMMEDIATELY.*** Single 35 male looking for other mid 30s to 40s male to make this less miserable. Must not be messy. Must be quiet and respectful at appropriate hours. No unexpected guests without prior discussion for both parties. Renting one furnished bedroom in a three bedroom basement apartment. Private bathroom available for your convenience. 18,000 mora + utilities. MUST BE OKAY WITH BLOOD AND ODD HOURS. Bonus if you have medical experience.
After getting a divorce from his husband of twenty odd years, Neuvillette has to start his life over. However, the cost of rent continues to rise in Fontaine, and Neuvillette finds himself in need of a roommate in his forties. Online searching seems fruitless until he discovers an... odd classified ad that leads him to Fontaine's most mysterious man. Wriothesley is charming, but is his work too dangerous to be around Neuvillette?
Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
20 Jan 2026
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There's no need to stand outside all alone in the rain! [art] by Minzbollchen for Phantoma
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jan 2026
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"There's no need to stand outside all alone in the rain!" - featuring Xianxia!AU Neuvillette and Wriothesley
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Art for this winter season's exchange on the Lock + Key Wriolette discord server.
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Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
16 Jan 2026
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After Alucard's betrayal by Taka and Sumi, he's determined to isolate himself in the castle, driving away any who might seek him out. When Sypha and Trevor reappear on his doorstop, however, haunted by their own troubles, he agrees to let them stay. Together, the three of them might be able to heal one another's emotional wounds--if they can convince Alucard he deserves it.
(In which Sypha and Trevor return to the castle right after the events of s3.)
Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
04 Jan 2026
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Neuvillette was a weak man. All it took for him to lose all of his resolve and unfasten his pants to free his half-hard cock was an attractive man showing off his blowing skills on a pastel dildo. He took his dick out of his underwear and wrapped his fingers around the shaft, eyes fixed on the erotic mouth displayed on his screen. His mind wandered as he started to move his hand up and down his cock in slow motions, imagining thicker, calloused fingers instead of his own touching him and warm lips on his tip.
Subconsciously, he matched the movements of his hand to those of the camboy’s mouth, watching, entranced, how the tongue slid along a protruding vein on the sex toy. Neuvillette wondered how the piercing would feel against his cock. Would it feel cold, or would it be as hot as the man’s mouth?
Bookmarked by Caketastrophe
08 Dec 2025

