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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
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04 Dec 2025
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Things used to happen to Harry all the time. Nothing seems to happen anymore.
Then Ginny leaves him, and Draco Malfoy tells him that they need to convince the entire Wizarding World that they’re madly in love with each other.
Being sensible is tempting, but really, there’s no choice in the matter. After all, he thinks that he’s rather overdue another adventure.
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- 22/22
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12 Oct 2025
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The Patented Daydream Charm (Adult Edition) allows you to enter a top-quality, highly realistic thirty-minute sexual fantasy. Solitude and privacy spells advised.
or: Draco finally has some alone time; Harry just needs to nip in for a book.
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03 Oct 2025
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It’s been four months since Harry lost his memory. Four months of dead ends and no answers. With time running out until his memories are gone for good, Harry agrees to a course of Legilimency therapy with a renowned specialist: Mind Healer Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of The Four Doors
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- English
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- 11/11
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02 Oct 2025
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Death offers Harry a bargain: 14 days to stop Draco from ending his own life.
Naturally, his first attempt involves pancakes and Monopoly (because nothing says “choose life” like a board game that ruins friendships).
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20 Sep 2025
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Harry is full of confidence as he enters the French Ministry on a sunny June morning. He's prepared for this meeting. Overprepared, in fact. Ready for any question they can throw at him. Primed for success.
But as it turns out, there’s one thing Harry couldn’t prepare for: his interpreter. The person assigned to whisper in his ear all week; the distractingly sexy bastard with a smirking mouth and clever tongue.
Apparently, Harry's mission this week isn't just to bring the Quidditch World Cup home to England; it's to do it without falling in love with Draco bloody Malfoy.
Or
Harry falls in love in Paris.
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- 10/10
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07 Sep 2025
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Draco's got a bad reputation, an infusion of guilt, and nothing to lose. When the Disarming of Harry Potter throws radical groups into chaos and competition for the Elder Wand's power, he's the Auror department's perfect man for the job... so long as he can hide his feelings from the handsome git on the other end of his code phrase.
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- 21/21
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23 Aug 2025
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Draco always told himself it was just physical. Stolen nights and silence in the morning. But it was getting harder to lie when Potter touched him like he meant it. And harder still to pretend it was nothing, when it was the only thing that ever felt like something.
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- 9/9
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14 Jul 2025
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Hinata Shouyou and Kageyama Tobio are both going into adulthood without any romantic or sexual experiences. Knowing that, Hinata makes an offer Kageyama can't refuse: why don't they have sex with each other? (Just to gain the experience, of course).
Or, Hinata and Kageyama have no-strings attached sex one night but fall in love with each other anyways.
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- 7/7
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07 Jul 2025
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In 2013, a carefully-designed Obliviation leaves Harry reconfiguring his life and identity without any memories of true love; an act that's essentially erased Draco Malfoy from his mind despite a wedding band and shared home.
In 2000, Draco had expected Pansy's relationship with Luna to bring the Gryffindors a bit closer to his orbit of quiet, carefully pacifistic existence, but he never expected to navigate such a transparent embrace into a unit of family, friendship, and love.
A mystery, two love stories, and a reminder that learning to love never has an end date.
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- 228,290
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- 26/26
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08 Jun 2025
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A rare Daily Prophet honour, bestowed upon both Harry and Ginny, disturbs the dependable routine of their lives between league competitions. Darlings of the Quidditch world circuit, it’s sometimes difficult to determine whether Molly Weasley or the entire British media is more of an overbearing mum, obsessed with their potential lovers, even if Ginny’s too nomadic to care for an owl and Harry’s plenty satisfied with the ephemeral nature of his club night inamoratos.
The arrival of Blaise Zabini, a fellow honouree, catches Ginny’s attention when no one else can. Harry’s thrilled for her, but the matchmaking would be much more painless if he didn’t have to endure the constant presence of Blaise’s companion, the inexpressive, pejorative Draco Malfoy.
An adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, if you shade your eyes and squint through the slutty gay drama.- Language:
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- 10/10
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31 May 2025
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Seagulls Cause Storms, or the Essence of Chaos by Writ_and_romance
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2023
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Alternate universes never seem as real as our own. Draco felt no differently. He never questioned whether, in a far-off knot of space, he started hating Harry Potter at eleven and never stopped. All he knew was that here and now, it was unthinkable not to love him.
This is Draco’s story from eleven to seventeen, should the flap of a butterfly’s wing change fate just enough to coax him down a different path.
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- 39/39
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26 May 2025
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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- 146,637
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- 14/14
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03 Apr 2025
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Public Bookmark 186
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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23 Mar 2025
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I Knew You When I Knew Nothing by fiella (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2025
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The plan was simple.
Absurd, but simple.
He’d wait until Draco left for his usual late-night library run. When the coast was clear, Harry would sneak over to Draco’s side of the dorm.
He wasn’t going to do anything. He wasn’t a complete lunatic. But Draco’s pillow? His blanket? That was fair game, wasn’t it? Just for a moment, just long enough to feel…
Harry groaned, dragging his hands down his face. This is insane, he thought. I’m insane.
But even as he berated himself, the plan solidified in his mind.
Steal Draco Malfoy’s pillow.
Or: In which Harry Potter loses a portion of his memories during the Battle of Hogwarts. When he returns for Eighth Year, he finds himself roomed with Draco Malfoy—a boy he doesn’t remember is supposed to be his enemy. And Draco Malfoy doesn’t know how to handle a Harry Potter who has forgotten to hate him.
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18 Mar 2025
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Harry hates Draco. Draco hates Harry. Only it's not hate, not even a little bit.
Featuring: a cooperative independent study, golden hour on wrecked sheets, water from fountains of dubious origin, purple Mardi Gras beads, and a bird with silly legs.
Also featuring: heated arguments, infidelity, unquenchable desire, and heartbreak. Over and over again.
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- Part 1 of The Learning Curve
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- English
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- 3/3
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05 Mar 2025
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The first time Draco sees the thread, he is eighteen.
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06 Feb 2025
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Contingency Planning by thirty2flavors
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
25 May 2022
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“I’m not planning your funeral.”
“Someone has to.” Viktor isn’t even looking to see the way Jayce glares at him. “Either we do it together now, or we wait, and you can do it… later. On your own.”
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21 Jan 2025
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“Why do you keep coming?” Malfoy asked at last.
Harry mulled over the question. For a moment he debated trying to turn the tables and asking Malfoy the very same thing. But this time he didn’t want to hold back.
“Because I can’t stop,” Harry said.
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- 1/1
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25 Dec 2024
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Just a little liquid luck by Smehur for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2024
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Tracking the movement of Potter’s eyes, Draco runs a greasy finger over the thickest of his scars. “You like them, don’t you? Pervert.”
Potter tosses his head back, jostling the mass of his curly fringe from his forehead. “I bet you were into scars long before you had any of your own, Malfoy.”
Yes, Draco wants to say. I want to lick yours.
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24 Dec 2024