Canary_666
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
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The Tale of Tommy Underscore's Completely Normal Life™ by Canary_666
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
03 Aug 2026
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Tommy is a vigilante, to put it plain and Simple. He was sick and tired of L'manburg (a poor part of S-empee) not being patrolled by the heroes, so he did it himself as the petty gremlin he is. However, a job opens up at the hero tower- personal assistant of The Blade, Phantom, and Zephyrus.
And what does Tommy do with that information?
Nothing. At least thats what would've happened if it werent for him and his brothers desperately needing the money for rent.
Now, Tommy is the three heroes's personal assistant. Much to his disdain.
But hey, theres nothing to go wrong!
...Right?~
Quick A/N theres like a 50% chance I end up abandoning this so like beware. Also i will probably update the tags more in the future, these tags really achieve the bare minimum of warnin, sorry bout that. (Is that mostly because i have no plan for the plot? maybe. This might end up being a shit ton of fluff or smth for all i know." -
That Was The Day You Changed My Life by Canary_666
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jul 2026
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"You…You're not gonna hu-hurt me?" A high pitched voice with a speech impediment asked timidly. "You promise?"
"I promise. Can you come down from there?"
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The Antarctic Empire is at war with Esempi. Techno is tidying up from a battle when he hears crying coming from the forest.
Whats a kid doing on a battlefield?
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La Jolla by rozzywrites
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
03 Mar 2025
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Besides, these footsteps were different. They were very distinctly not Etho’s.
Tango cursed to himself, running frantically through a list of Hermits in his head - who walked like that? - and squeezed shut his eyes, shivering despite himself.
The footsteps stopped.Tango opened his eyes.
There was a boy in Decked Out.
There was a boy in Decked Out, who was very clearly not a Hermit.OR!
The ground was approaching. Tommy’s hands opened in the air, reached out, tensed, clawed, like he was trying to catch something.
Like somebody was reaching out to him.
His fingers clasped around nothing, reached again, stretching out in his efforts to clasp onto the hand-And for one, crucial moment, he did.
It fizzled at his fingertips, shocking all the way up his arm, and he tightened his hold on it and pulled.
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Bookmarked by Canary_666
06 Aug 2026
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Tommy's Intimidating Older Brother by Un_Inspired
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Apr 2024
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Five times Tommy's big brother Technoblade scared or unsettled the hermits, and one time a hermit unsettled him.
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Idea by Eimears
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06 Aug 2026
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A Drag Path, Etched in the Surface, as Evidence I Left There on Purpose by Emy_jsh
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jan 2026
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Purpled survives the nuke and is just waiting for someone to get him out of the server.
Tommy has been healing on Hermitcraft and decides to visit the server one last time.
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- Part 7 of Purpled centric oneshots
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04 Aug 2026
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A Christmas Fic where Purpled is an eight year old foster kid, he's been placed with seven year old Tommy and Techno and finally experiences a proper Christmas.
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- Part 6 of Purpled centric oneshots
Bookmarked by Canary_666
04 Aug 2026
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CMYK but they are all in a psych ward.
It's all emotional but full of shenanigans.
READ THE TAGS PLEASE
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- Part 14 of Purpled centric oneshots
Bookmarked by Canary_666
04 Aug 2026