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can you hear me? can you see me? (why can't I tell you what I'm thinking?) by kaslyndoesnotwrite (kaslynwrites), kaslynwrites
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Oct 2025
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“Tango?”
The blazeborn poked his head around the corner. “That’s about everyone, X. We’re just doing a final sweep.”
“What about that one?”
Tango followed his gaze, flame pitching a bit higher before settling back down to normal. “He has robes on, Xisuma, and he’s covered in purple. He’s one of them.”
“Look how little he is. He’s so skinny, and he’s shaking. He can’t possibly be here of his own volition.”
“Xisuma, you’re talking about bringing one of them onto Hermitc—”
“Tango.”
Or, while raiding a Watcher's prison, Xisuma spots something that doesn't belong.
Fluff/Whumpuary Day 22 | Prompt: Robe / “Grab the little one”
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- Part 6 of Kaslyn's Fluffuwhump 2025
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Tango learns that using a blaze rod as a dildo may not be the best idea in the world
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- 855
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 136
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Everyone was excited about the new rail system. With the start of a new world, everyone had agreed they wanted to stay closer together- hence the new rail system. But when the main railroad console is destroyed in an accident, the supercomputer ends up being the very least of their worries.
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what's been keeping you there (for another year?) by theorangestcat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 Sep 2025
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A collection of unsent letters from the lifers to the outside world, set at various points between games. (Title from "Letters From The Atlantic" by The Arcadian Wild.)
(Interlude between Arcs 2 and 3 of my Life Series Time Travel AU, but can be read completely independently.)
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- Part 8 of the winners take it all
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Just a Tiny Secret Turned Big by GhostKitti, Sugar_honeyglaze for LostInThe_Void
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
23 Aug 2025
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Xisuma harbours a secret. It's not those types of cute secret like those of an embarrassing past or the secret stories of why someone owned something. No, it is something much, much worse. He have not even told Keralis about this particular secret. That's how bad it is. Maybe he shouldn't have kept the secret for so long. Maybe he had no choice.
Or The server is alive and hungry. Xisuma knows this but keeps it a secret. Wels learns this and bad things happen.
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- Part 14 of Hermitcraft Oneshots
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“Look, Tango, I need you keep an open mind,” Impulse said, hurriedly placing the bundle delicately in Tango’s arms, “and especially an open heart.”
Tango cradled it like he saw Impulse had. It had a very strange weight to it. After all, it was very heavy for its size. And, if he stayed still enough, he could vaguely feel a small amount of movement.
Almost like breathing.
“You were the only person who could help,” Impulse whispered, his voice pathetically wet as he carefully pulled the blankets back.
Tango tore his eyes away from Impulse, and onto the thing in the bundle.
His heart dropped.
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Aka- Tango has had a lot of internalized hate for his own species when a baby of the same species suddenly appears in Hermitcraft.
Aka aka- Tango turns out to be a pretty alright dad
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This Fantasy, This Fallacy, This Tumbling Stone by FactorialCubes for Sparrow1M
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Jul 2025
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Circumstances force Tango to ask Xisuma for a favour. Things come to light, not everyone is safe, and nobody is happy.
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Etho caught him instantly, letting Joel curl into his hoodie like a tired toddler trying so hard not to cry.
“I gotcha,” Etho murmured. “You’re okay. You’re safe. It’s okay to feel fuzzy. Wanna come down all the way with me?”
Joel nodded into his shoulder.
Doc stood and gave a quiet thumbs-up. “I’ll stay with Tango and Zooma. You two do what you need.”
Tango waved. “I made Joel a pillow fort!”
Zooma clapped sleepily from inside it, paci still in, slime charm wiggling.
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- Part 6 of Baby X (there’s not enough fics 😡)
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The Team ZITS Roadmap to Found Family by SugarSpice2022
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jul 2025
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Part two of my Hermitcraft (and related) soulmate AU! This one with shifting POVs in chronological order of the ZITS meeting their soulmates.
Almost every kind of humanoid has their own unique soulmark, which leads to a lot of confusion when soulmates occur across species.
Most people only have one or two. The Hermits are a family though, so they're bound to be a bit more heavily connected.Series
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Teeth by yellowfang42
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
06 Jun 2025
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In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.
Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.
As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?
A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.
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There are three dimensions of this world. The Overworld. A place where there is a sun and moon. A place that is lush with life and full of many different environments, as well as many animals. This is the place where most people live. The End. A place that is always night, and stars are always visible. Life is more scattered here. But the life here is special, and unlike anything you could ever discover in the other realms. Then lastly, the Nether. A place of heat and fire. It is full of danger and only the bravest dare to enter, and only the strongest survive. Its lakes were full of boiling magma, its skies held creatures that could shoot fire. Its lands weren’t any safer. And because of how dangerous the Nether was, it was locked away. It was forbidden to speak of it. The hybrids of the Nether were driven away, back to the Nether. All the portals were destroyed, and the Nether was forgotten.
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At the start of the 9th cycle, Tango arrives later than expected, and Zedaph knows some gossip that he probably shouldn't.
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- Part 3 of Hermitcraft Spellcaster University AU
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- 1,392
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The second cycle ends in fire.
(hermitadaymay 2025 day 3: Tango)
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- Part 2 of Hermitcraft Spellcaster University AU
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- English
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- 1,709
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
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X was worried. Tango had taken a bad hit in their fight an hour-or-so ago, and he hadn’t been seen since. This wouldn’t be too worrying if Zedaph or one of Tango’s other close friends had disappeared too, but he’d talked with all of them and no one had any clue where the robot had gone. It wasn’t like Tango to just disappear on his own either- sure he’d get caught up in projects from time to time, but vanishing off the face of the Earth- or, well, the face of the ship- just wasn’t his style. X had already checked out most of the spots Tango tended to frequent and still hadn’t found him. In fact, the only place X hadn’t looked yet was the cybernetics lab, which Tango rarely went to. It was beginning to feel more and more like something was really wrong.
Part of a series- Can be read on its own!
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- Part 4 of Running from the Upheaval
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Siblings till the end..Right? by Exis_fine for LostInThe_Void
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, Empires SMP
27 Feb 2025
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Pesky bird: I did a silly?
Dreamblob: Grian. This doesn't seem like a 'silly'.
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A story mainly in a group chat yet there is a story that keeps flowing between two siblings and their friends.Series
- Part 3 of Hermitcraft brainrot (mainly Xisuma or EX)
- Part 5 of MCYT STUFF THAT I GOT STUCK INTO AGAIN-
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object in motion by shortfeather (forecastsaysrain)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Don't Escape: 4 Days to Survive (Video Game)
14 Feb 2025
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The world is ending. The moon is falling from the sky. Unfortunately for Tango, there's a journey to be taken, courtesy of the people who fucked everything up.
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- Part 3 of Don't Escape Season Eight
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I Can't Fail Now, I Need This by GirlCreate27
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Feb 2025
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Missing the admin exam was the worst thing for Tango to do, especially when he was so close to becoming an admin. Tango's lucky that Xisuma is his admin.
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- Part 14 of Learn to Crawl Before You Walk
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5 times tango had to learn to adapt, and 1 time it was easy by Tek (whitecastle24), whitecastle24
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Jan 2025
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Water Down Hearth by ZeEnglishMajor (Philanthropic_Pseudonym)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Jan 2025
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A shiver ran through his body, the chill breaking through the sweltering heat. Tango absolutely hated everything at this moment. The gloves that pinched his skin the wrong way, the constant chill he felt in the overworld, the Redstone that wouldn’t just work. He hated it all. If only he could just be how he used to be.
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Tango, too caught up in his Redstone, is late to a meeting and deals with the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Water Down Hearth
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For a moment Xisuma feels as though the world has dropped out from under him— as though he has been sundered from it, and there is nothing below or around him as far as the eye can see— as though there is no anchor and nothing to grab hold of, only himself and a vastness on all sides. This world that he has built, the world his players have built— negligible, at best, hardly realer than a flicker on a silver screen. It would crumple like wet paper, if he told it to.
He is the universe cradling his players, holding them in his palm above a silence that’d claim them if he let it claim them. It would have had Scar. It would have had Cleo. It would have Joe, now, if he allowed it. They are so terribly fragile.
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aka 4 times xisuma gets propositioned by his players who are expecting him to make use of certain admin privileges, and he is really not whatsoever interested in hurting them even though he theoretically should be according to some people. and 1 time that is, uh, NOT what happens.