CantThinkOfAJoke
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“What exactly is the plan?” Ochako murmurs quietly.
“Uh… ask Rai?” Momo responds, moving slowly back towards the group.
Tsu leaps back into the circle they had formed. “He’s not here,” she says.
“Why not?” asks a fourth vigilante, blocking a knife with his arm.
“Didn’t he get stabbed?”
Izuku sighs tiredly into his mic. “Guys, I love you… but you’re all idiots,” the five jump. “You do know coms exist, right?” he asks.
The microphone picks up another voice. “Stop ignoring us!”
Izuku pinches the bridge of his nose. “Alright, Discord, contingency 155,” he slurps on his milkshake, “sub section 23.”
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Shinsou and Izuku get accused of being traitors, the Dekusquad defends them, they fail, chaos ensues, I suck at summaries and somehow it ends with nine missing kids who happen to be vigilantes.[On an indefinite hiatus]
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Adventure? No thanks, I'd Prefer A nap! by AnaconWrites
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
12 Apr 2023
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Ash, after just about nine years of adventures, was hoping Alola would be the time he could finally rest.
Get some new Pokemon, but only a few, enjoy the culture and make more friends.It started out that way.
Now he's not so sure.(A series of mostly linear one-shots about Ash's time in Alola. Mostly follows the anime but really I'm just doing whatever lmao)
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- Part 1 of The Sun, The Moon and The Truth
Bookmarked by CantThinkOfAJoke
06 Oct 2025
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Peak. Reread is a must. AHHHHH. Just wanna gobble down nom nom nom.
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In Good Paws by artificiallifecreator, njw, Rider_of_Spades, strawberryjei, vellcolabs (vellaphoria) for bewaretheboojum
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
13 Mar 2020
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“This was a great idea,” Tim mutters, relaxing into the hot bath with a soft sigh. His cuts aren’t stinging anymore and the water feels heavenly. He blinks, eyelids getting heavy, then spots the beer again. The amber bottle is beaded with condensation, and it looks invitingly cool.
There’s a soft sound outside the bathroom window, followed by the unmistakable hum of Krypto’s heat vision and a short scream. Ah, ninja. The sounds of battle and mayhem continue unabated as he eyes the bottle again.
What can it hurt? He reaches out and wraps his hand around the pleasantly cold bottle before bringing it to his lips. It’s bitter, biting and bubbly and cold enough to wake him up a little.
The popping sound of gunfire nearby cuts off almost as soon as it begins, followed by silence and then more screaming and curses. He thinks he hears a faint, distant, “Oy, my soddin’ nose—!” but can’t be sure. Tim tilts his head, weighing his options, then shrugs. Eh, he’s sure Krypto has the situation well in paw. He loves playing fetch with ninjas.
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21 May 2025
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Love. Hearts. All good things in life. Bestest boys I love them.
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talk your talk and go viral (i just need this love spiral) by wrongcaitlyn
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
31 Dec 2023
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“Keep telling yourself that,” Will says quietly, because even though the door is closed, speaking any louder would seem wrong. “You’re too harsh on yourself. If you wrote songs or something, you’d easily get on the Billboard Hot 100. Dad would help you. I would, too.”
“Promote it to your seven followers?”
“Yes!”
Nico laughs, and then Will is joining him, and they’re closer than before, but it’s nothing unusual. It’s been this way since before stupid feelings and stupid crushes, and Nico would be damned if he let it change just because of that.
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a celebrity au ft. childhood friends to lovers, a bit of trauma, and a famous friend group (plus leo).
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- Part 1 of dear reader
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- 145,162
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- 34/34
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28 Oct 2023
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Completed!
Damn I need to go back and finish this. -
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Naruto hadn't renounced to his future and his friends to save the world, not even to save a few lives. His decision had been purely selfish. It had been an opportunity to start anew and to break away from everybody's expectations.
He wanted to create his own path, very different from the one that Kurama had shown him– married to a girl he didn’t love and trapped with a job he hated–, and to give Sasuke a true chance at happiness. The first step was to leave Konoha right before the Chuunin exams. Now Sasuke and he must find out Itachi's whereabouts and together, the three of them, embrace a new path full of danger, emotions, recriminations and love.
But where will this new road lead them?
**Updated after a 2 years hiatus**
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Bookmarked by CantThinkOfAJoke
23 Mar 2024
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11/34?36? idk
anyway, good book. I'll finish when I have the brain space for emotions.