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Caitlyn gets jealous of a fish.
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- Part 2 of I was drunk when I wrote these
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03 Aug 2025
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Caitlyn helps Vi relax
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- Part 1 of I was drunk when I wrote these
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03 Aug 2025
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One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
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- Part 1 of Turn!verse
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18 May 2025
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When Kenny's plan to fake his own death and be remembered forever fails, he takes up the mantle of Mysterion as another means to redeem himself. Who knew being a superhero trying to keep South Park safe while trying to dodge arrest and also trying to get the 'girl' could be so hard.
Graphic violence, K2, a twitchy little side kick, gore, adult themes, some wardrobe changes, angst.
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04 Jan 2018
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Their game was interrupted by a downpour, but what ended up overflowing had nothing to do with rain.
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16 Nov 2017
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Nestled within the hectic life of the Windy City is a quaint Italian restaurant with a head chef missing the spice in his life and a new busboy who just wants to find a way to feel not so out-of-place in this new world. Together, they begin to find there's more out there for them to enjoy in life than a mere plate of carbonara. Buon appetito.
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16 Nov 2017
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Immortality is a curse, an infinite cycle of dying and wondering if this time it will be permanent. An infinite cycle of burdening loved ones. But to be immortal must mean that one's life has a greater purpose, some universe-altering destiny. There must be a reason for this curse.
For months, Kenny took up the mantle of Mysterion, desperately seeking his purpose while using his power to help others. He hung up his cloak after the attention Mysterion received put his loved ones at risk, but came out of retirement to help save the world from monsters of ancient prophecy. Now he is finished with vigilantism for good. That is, until an even greater evil rises from the depths of the earth. A dark lord of legend. An immortal that can only be destroyed by another immortal.
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- Part 3 of Mysterion Trilogy
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- 16/25
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10 Nov 2017
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Four years of college didn't get Kyle any closer to figuring out what he wants to do with his life, but his friend Jimmy pulls through for him with an opening in the newspaper office where he works. Newbies have never been known to get glamorous work, of course, and Kyle's first assignment proves it: a filler piece on a costumed vigilante calling himself "Mysterion." When a dangerous situation brings him face-to-face with the hero himself, however, Kyle—and the growing number of readers his articles on the friendly neighborhood superhero bring in—seeks the answer to a question that burns within him: Who is Mysterion?
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- Part 1 of Mysterion Trilogy
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08 Nov 2017
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Seven doesn't like coffee very much.
He does like the new, cute barista at his local coffee shop, though.Yoosung really likes his new job.
He also might like the attractive red-haired guy that keeps tipping him.Bookmarked by Capernoited
08 Mar 2017
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"This was… this was music he was hearing.
Music that wasn’t playing anywhere in the store.
That could only mean one thing.
A choked sob escaped Yoosung’s throat as the implications of what was happening fully hit him. Could it be? After 12 years was he finally, finally hearing what he thought he was hearing? His legs gave out from under him and he fell to the floor, a mixture of tears and laughter bubbling up and from his chest.
They existed. There was someone out there, predestined to be his true love.
This was the best day of his life. "
Or the au in which any music you hear your soulmate can hear and vice versa, and the long time it takes for Seven and Yoosung to figure out who they're meant to be with.
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08 Mar 2017
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31 Jan 2017
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Mako is quiet and wants to have a nice quiet college experience, but a last minute room change leaves him with an extremely obnoxious and rude roommate from hell.
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22 Jan 2017
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Some men just want to watch the world burn
Others want Junkrat to stop being a hyper-destructive piece of shit all the time.
Roadhog wants both.
(Currently on Hiatus)
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22 Jan 2017
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The origins of Junkrat and Roadhog. Junkrat finds a mysterious treasure in the nuclear wasteland of the Australian Outback and quickly finds himself a target. When a hitman is sent to kill him, he convinces the man to become his personal bodyguard in exchange for half the spoils. Their ensuing crime spree could be legendary -- if they can get over the initial bad blood between them.
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- Part 1 of Origins
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21 Jan 2017
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The Omnium was never sabotaged. The sweltering stretch of desert known as the Red Centre remains the home of solitary souls and a lot of fucking sand.
Their mission accomplished, most of the Australian Liberation Front disbanded, but those with nowhere else to go took to a small town in the heart of the desert where their anger grew wild and untamable.
Four years later, Mako can’t forgive himself for the things he’s done. He’s accepted that he’ll always be alone—considers his life of solitude a deserved penance. It could be worse out here on the solar farm. At least he’s got his pigs and chickens.
But everyone in town has something to say about him and none of it has to do with letting him live the rest of his life in peace. Old grudges burn brighter than ever; friends turned enemies won’t leave him the fuck alone.
It’s all just another day in the miserable life of Mako Rutledge… until a scruffy thief with eyes like embers and a lonely past of his own steals more than just Mako’s equipment.
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12 Jan 2017
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The man brought his hand closer, as if to subdue him. Jamie's mouth snapped down, every single serrated tooth cutting into his hand. The man jerked back but he didn't let him go.
"Alright you little fuck. Let's get one thing straight here,"Junkfish AU for my own pleasure really.
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12 Jan 2017
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AU: When Gregory is sent to France during World War II to assist the underground Resistance, he has no intention of surviving. Little does he know, once there, he'll find a reason to live. Gregstophe, Style, etc. Written for SPBB 2012
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- Part 1 of The Underground
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11 Jan 2017
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The Kid never stops sailing.
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11 Jan 2017
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Carlos is really terrible at taking care of himself. Fortunately, Cecil is happy to do it for him.
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18 Oct 2013