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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    Batman has potentially the most famous rogue's galleries in comics- Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and so many others... but this story isn't about Batman and his villains- this story is about loveable underdog, Stephanie Brown (don't fact check the loveable part, just trust me) and between her Spoiler days, brief stint as Robin, and her (so far) shockingly successful time as Batgirl, she's developed her own reoccurring villains! Such as gravity, an awkward relationship with the Wayne family, and of course- the consequences of her own actions!

    How long can our heroine completely ignore her past and any lasting impacts it may have left on her mental health? If you ask her, she'd say forever! (She's an optimist now.)

    Authors Note: Look! I made a real summary; it only took me 29 chapters to do it :)

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    05 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    He doesn’t like to think about her anymore. His heart’s still raw whenever reminders of her appear, and the nightmares come whenever someone mentions her name. So he avoids her at all costs, shuts down the part of his brain that’s stuck on grief. He knows it’s disrespectful of her memory, but if he spends too long thinking, too long acknowledging, too long missing her again, he’ll break.

    So instead, Clint dives headfirst into a relationship that isn’t a relationship. You know, like a healthy person.

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    11 May 2025

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    When Matt was nine years old, he would listen to his father’s heartbeat in one ear and the sound of sirens in the other, and he would feel so alone that he might as well be the man on the goddamn moon. 

    Maybe that’s why it was so easy for Stick. 

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    25 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Falafel’s pretty intense brain food. Like one bite and you’re in the zone. Two bites and you’re like, what ceiling? Three bites and you’re…well. Let’s just say Einstein had a little help when he finalized the theory of relativity.”

    “So your proposed plan to accelerate our takedown of the Flame is…falafel.”

    He nodded seriously, then dusted the crumbs off his suit and yanked his mask back down. “Maybe even weekly.”

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    Yuri Watanabe lets a cold-blooded cult leader slip through her fingertips to save an old friend.

    And apparently, nothing quite mends a fractured friendship like falafel on a quiet rooftop.

    [set after the events of The Flame storyline in Marvel’s Spider-Man 2]

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    11 Jan 2025

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

    ***

    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    27 Jun 2024