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"Hey Raccoon, isnt today hime-chan's graduation today?" Rat asked to the man sitting on the couch.
Raccoon tapped the chin of his mask thinking, "Ya know what Rat, you're right. She is gonna be so sad when she sees we arent there for her today. It means a lot to her."
"More liked pissed off at us," Hawk said, sitting next to Raccoon and putting an arm around his shoulder. "But blossom-chan will forgive us. We can take her out to dinner to congratulate her and if that doesn't make her feel better, we can all pitch in to buy her some new and awesome weapons!"
Hearing 'blossom-chan' and 'weapons' summoned Horse from the other side of the Anbu headquarters to poke her head into the conversation. "I'm down to buy her some new weapons, she will love them. But ya know what I'm most curious about now that she will be becoming a genin, I want to know who her jonin sensei will be."
"Well," Raccoon spoke up, "whoever it is better pray to kami-sama they stay on her good side, hell knows they will need it with our little devil disguised as a flower."
They all laughed in agreement
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08 Nov 2023
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Everybody assumes Sakura is a nymph. She really, truly, isn't.
An expansion of an existing Oneshot by shefalls, Here be Monsters. You could read it first, but you don't have to.
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08 Nov 2023
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Kindred by BurningFeathers3124
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Originals (TV)
03 Feb 2025
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One abandoned and cast aside by a society that can't understand her. The other a Jaded creature of the night, ostracized and cursed by his own blood.
When Klaus stumbles his way onto a young girl damaged and afraid from her years alone, can he really just turn the other way and pretend she'd never existed, or will he finally have a reason to do a good deed.
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- 32/?
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31 Oct 2023
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Bloodied Embrace by BurningFeathers3124
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Vampire Diaries (TV)
02 Oct 2025
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She didn't know where she was, or what the hell was going on. Damned witches, one minute she's mourning her family and the next Artorial finds herself trapped in some sort of disgusting tentacled ship with a strange worm being stuck into her eye. She'd been prepared to rip claw and fang through her abductors. But now she was stuck trudging through unfamiliar lands with a band of weirdos and a 'Vampire spawn' who doesnt understand the term of personal space. At least the man was pretty.
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- 175,036
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- 52/?
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30 Oct 2023
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They were the strength of Uzushio, the villages downfall, scattered and hunted, the Murasaki of the Uzumaki. They were the deer herders, the silent death in the dark, hiding and aware, the Nara of Konoha.
Where there is shadow, there is Light. They never expected Shikamaru to find his at 5, in the orphan with Murasaki gold eyes.- Language:
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- 134/?
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24 Oct 2023
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After the invasion in Konoha, life for Team 7 changes as a whole.
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What happens if Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi all leave the village effectively leaving Sakura by herself as the village repairs?Bookmarked by CaptainColdisLife
02 Sep 2023
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With a semi-fresh lungful of air clogging up his nostrils, Kakashi promptly realises not only is his plan to escape Team 7 fucked, but his life is also fucked. Because Haruno Sakura displays as a Hatake alpha, and the moment she does, whether he wants it or not, Kakashi has a pack again.
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Blood isn't always thicker, but for Hatake noses and Hatake packs? It's everything.
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- 4/?
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25 Aug 2023
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After a particularly disgusting and grueling D-rank mission, a dazed Sakura agrees to go out with Naruto. It's not love at first date. It isn't even a like. But is could be, so she stays.
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- 10/?
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23 Aug 2023
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At the age of 23 Sakura falls into a friends-with-benefits relationship with Kakashi, trying to forget the horrors of war, relieving stress, finding solace in one another with casual sex, no stings attached.
When Sakura makes a discovery that is about to change her life forever she hides from him - one might say for too long.
------“I'm sorry” he tells her in a rush, black eyes scanning her face, looking for signs of unease, “It was a long, long day, and I know we agreed that once one of us quits this we just move on but-” his breath hits her neck, his hands tenderly grab her waist - and then he stops.
He pulls back and confusion takes over his face. She knows that he is too well acquainted with the flat of her stomach to miss the difference, even if it’s just a bulge.
In the dim glow her living room lamp casts through the kitchen door she can witness the wheels turn in his head at light speed.
If this moment wasn’t so nerve wrecking she'd laugh at the look on his face.
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- 18/?
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23 Aug 2023
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𝑭𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺 ⇢ Gojo Satoru by NoahLaval
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 May 2023
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❝𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰❞
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Satoru and Ryoko are two sides of the same coin, yet when fate attempts to pull them apart, the Gojo heir has no choice but to challenge the stars themselves to get his sister back. After all... she is his other half.
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ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ: ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ
ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱᴘᴏꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀᴏ3/ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ
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𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒚 ??? 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒆 (contact me if you know the artist please)Series
- Part 1 of 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑾 - 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝑹𝒚𝒐𝒌𝒐
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- 12,321
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- 13/50
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22 Aug 2023
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Sweeter Than Candy by Anasatsia98
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Jun 2023
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"Get your hand out of my pocket."
"But I just wanted to hold your hand?"
"Nice try, buddy, I know you're going for my orange candies."
Well, shit, she didn't realize that she was arranged to marry Gojou Satoru...man, life was weird sometimes.Bookmarked by CaptainColdisLife
22 Aug 2023
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the shinobi sorcerer by nerdm4id
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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She feels herself start to wail while running, the exhaustion is so severe her ankles roll and she loses balance, falling down on some rocks while her knees get cut. She panics when she cannot get up again.
For fucks sake.
“Naruto?! Sasuke-kun!” her throat is raw, her hands grip the grass around with so much force her fingernails stab her hand.
“The plan failed! Everything is gone!” Curling against herself she keeps on crying, everything she hears are her wails, desperate and pained. “Guys! Konoha… is gone!” she yells again.
Out of her perspective, someone started to laugh. “You see now, my child? fate knows its way and purpose.” Kaguya smirks.
“Be born again, but never forget. That’s your fate”
And she falls
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21 Aug 2023
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in which a woman becomes friends with a group of guys and almost ruins her best friends wedding
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" Did I really just make friends with Mike Tyson?. "
" That's what you're taking from this experience?"
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[ the hangover]
[ adult themes and language ]
[ phil wenneck ]Bookmarked by CaptainColdisLife
20 Aug 2023
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16 Aug 2023
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Of White Hair and Simple Smiles by RoseShower
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Sep 2025
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Hatake Kakashi dies and is reincarnated as Gojo Satoru's son.
Following the completion of a mission, Gojo Satoru is intrigued by the excessive concentration of potent curse energy emanating from the next building over—a Children's Home. Upon teleporting himself inside, instead of confronting a formidable unregistered sorcerer, he encounters a toddler with white hair, whose visage bears an unsettling resemblance to his own.
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- Part 1 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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- 21,993
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- 4/20
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- 40
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15 Aug 2023
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Mizuno Reiko, missing-nin, occasional kleptomaniac, near alcoholic and pregnant.
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- 17,253
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- 4/10
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- 2
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15 Aug 2023
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Sakura got up and didn’t bother brushing the dirt from her dress. She had a feeling she was about to get even dirtier.
She looked at the memorial stone one last time, memorizing the characters without even realizing she was doing it. It would serve from that moment on as a reminder of her determination. She wouldn’t let Naruto and Sasuke join the names carved on that stone.
That was her nindo.
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- 290,558
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- 46/?
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- 26
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13 Aug 2023
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Black Hole Heart by LadyNyxRavus for samfu
Fandoms: Naruto, Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
11 Sep 2022
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By all accounts, Sakura is dead for the first five minutes of her life.
Yet, she continues. If she occasionally has too many, too sharp teeth then that's their business.
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- Chapters:
- 7/8
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- 976
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12 Aug 2023
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A Second Chance by KEIGODABI
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
17 May 2025
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Where Kakashi is reborn as Edgeshot's son, and he has a second chance to make more of a difference in this lifetime than in his last one.
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- 39,274
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 6
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- 401
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10 Aug 2023
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stare death in the face (death blinked first) by nucifraga
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Mar 2024
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For the most part, being reincarnated has been a riot.
Actual parents (and wasn't unconditional love a foreign concept!), being free of jujutsu society, not having to fight curses or clean up other people's messes... a dream come true, once he'd gotten over being ripped away from everything he had once held dear.
Oh, and his neighbour just so happens to be a reincarnated-ninja-turned-vigilante. Like Satoru said, an absolute riot.
AKA: Satoru and Kakashi wreak havoc on the BNHA world. Everyone else suffers for it.
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- Part 4 of x-over compilation
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,865
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 10
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10 Aug 2023