CaptainNeedsNoSleep
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Old Men And The Sea by CaptainNeedsNoSleep for Mish_chan
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
07 Dec 2024
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What do you do when your life gets...tentacled up? You adapt and overCOME, of course ;)
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An empty temple, a quaking city and the looming stone statue of Gale's ex - a perfect place to suck your vampiric boyfriend.
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After discovering Niran had experimented with lab-grown plants that should be an on-field healing technology - but turned out to be more famous for the side effect of popping a knot, Baptiste is hell bent on testing it again.
Little did he know a certain former commander of Overwatch doesn't let this chance slip.Series
- Part 2 of Knotting Hill - Gibraltar Fuckery
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*** This is marked as Non-Con because Niran is under the influence of sedatives and not fully awake when Baptiste blows him ***
His primary field is botanics.
Well, enhanced botanics, to be precise. And when he's experimenting on some potent nanite-pollen as a way to spread biotic healing through the air, he might encounter some weird anomalies with his enhanced species he specifically bred for his experiments: one day they just poooof cover his entire lab in pink pollen.Series
- Part 1 of Knotting Hill - Gibraltar Fuckery
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Heart beat like a lighthouse; blood drop like a feast. by CaptainNeedsNoSleep for Füge_Oni666
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
01 Jan 2024
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With endlessly patient, slow movements he stretched out his hand and moved the hood.
Dark hair like ink spilled from it.
Shallow, slow breaths with just a faint, thin cloud escaped his mouth.
Nearly dead.
But if he still had some life he would fight for it. They all did here in the mountains.
So he placed the still moist pelt of the deer over the man and went to fetch wood.
Enough to make a fire.
Enough to keep him from freezing.Then, they’d see.
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Knotting Hill - Gibraltar Fuckery by CaptainNeedsNoSleep, oblivionwhorns
Fandom Overwatch (Video Game)
03 Feb 2024
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Cupped in the Palm of His Hands by Bloodweaver, maffyteacake
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 May 2025
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Afraid he’s missing out on pleasures he’d previously disavowed, Astarion puts his trust - and his control - in Halsin’s hands.
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- Part 11 of Oak and Thunder
Bookmarked by CaptainNeedsNoSleep
24 Jun 2025
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the SOFTEST, coziest, most respectful gentle domming I've seen in a while.
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Astarion thought this stupid hot sauce show would last a season or two before it was cancelled. Ten years later, he’s still Cazador’s sidekick, taking potshots for laughs and enduring worse abuse when the cameras stop rolling.
An upcoming guest—famed magician Gale Dekarios—has never seen an episode of Hot Mess, and he’s about to shake things up.
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- Part 1 of Sauce
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Bookmarked by CaptainNeedsNoSleep
03 Feb 2025
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Genius meets crack.
This one is funny and witty and oh so damn good. -
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There’s always something with the shy ones, Astarion thinks, stroking himself a bit faster. The thought of this shy, demure man spreading himself open on that massive toy is near-dizzying – Astarion has to grip the base of his cock to prevent himself from coming prematurely.
Better yet, he doesn’t need to imagine. He’s about to see it for himself.
“I’m glad to see you all approve,” Gale comments. “While I have your attention though, do excuse me while I take the chance to impart some tips surrounding the use of silicone products.”
What, Astarion thinks.
Gale is quite possibly the worst camboy in all of Faerûn. To his chagrin, Astarion finds out that he's rather into it.
Bookmarked by CaptainNeedsNoSleep
12 Jul 2024
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First Time Camming for Gale - delightful, funny and hot!
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“Don’t touch me,” was something Astarion often spat out during their adventure together with their companions whenever someone got too close or tried to get his attention. It was an instinctual thing, as if all the negativity was bottled inside him after so long of having no choice but to have people touch him, and when he finally got control over his body, the bottle uncorked and he unleashed all of it to the world. Being able to tell someone “no” was a satisfying, liberating feeling for him.
Now, he needed to be touched by Gale.
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- Part 3 of Bloodweave Banter
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Bookmarked by CaptainNeedsNoSleep
22 May 2024
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Bondage, Gag, Hold Person + Mage Hands.
Absolutely delightful dom Gale, so in his element.
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Gale falls in love with Astarion and Astarion pushes him away. Gale cares too much to let him go.
(It turns out, Astarion does, too).
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Bookmarked by CaptainNeedsNoSleep
24 Apr 2024
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Soft, delicious smut.
Mid-coital bite!!