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“Agatha,” she said, “Are you referring to any rule in particular?”
“I read the book. We’re supposed to conceive a baby, generally. And tonight, more specifically.”
Rio’s face twisted into a familiar, constipated look. “I think I need to sit down.”
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On the first night of an arranged marriage, two childhood best friends blunder through the question of whether to make good on a religious obligation to conceive a child.
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24 May 2025
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“I’d give her two weeks. Maybe a month. An uncomfortable month. Or, I take her back to Philadelphia, give her a good meal, a snuggle, and an easy death, and she becomes a part of research that will better humanity. Not bad for a calf born in bumfuck, Pennsylvania.”
“What do they call you at your lab,” Rio asked. She was standing with her hands on her hips and a wrinkle in her brow, “‘The Closer’, something like that?”
“I want that calf,” Agatha said, her voice measured, even, “And the only thing standing between her and me right now is you."
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After a calf with a rare congenital abnormality is born on an area farm, Agatha, a researcher, goes to collect. Unfortunately, the calf's owner is not exactly keen on giving her up.
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22 Apr 2025
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to writeSeries
- Part 1 of Moves
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17 Apr 2025
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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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03 Apr 2025
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give me shelter, give me warmth by Magnolie for lovelovelies
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Mar 2025
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At twenty-and-one, she should be old enough to understand such things, old enough to look for things in boys she likes, but somehow, she has never bothered, never felt neither the need nor the draw to it. She doesn’t like their deep voices, the way they carry themselves, how they drink, and curse, and shout. It annoys her to an extend that she avoids speaking to any of the young men in hopes no one of them will ever want to marry her. But then none of them have lips as plump or fingers and slender as Rio’s.
OR: The young man that has moved into the cottage up by the forest turns out to be something entirely different.
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28 Mar 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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11 Mar 2025
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Prompt from @softagatha on Twitter: 'rio is a landscaper and agatha has inherited her dead mother's house in the middle of nowhere.'
Set in a town in Illinois that I randomly researched but won't be naming lmao.
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26 Feb 2025
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Eager to avoid Valentine’s Day, Agatha spends it under anesthesia at her dentists office. She wakes up the next morning to a text message from someone saved in her phone as Future Wife.
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15 Feb 2025
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“What do you want with money when you have all this?”, she raises her hand towards the mountains and Agatha huffs with a half-grin.
Afterwards she watches Rio doze off in the grass, hat over her face, chest rising and falling like it determines the rhythm of the cosmos. It makes her uneasy – someone falling asleep next to her like she is any trustworthy.--------
A Wyoming Cowboy AU based on that one unforgettable evgar artwork.
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10 Feb 2025
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Agatha leaving Salem is a matter of life and death. She finds an ad in the local paper that very well might be her ticket to freedom:
"My name is Rio Vidal. I’m a thirty-year-old farmer looking for a wife. I do not drink, gamble, or fight. Women between twenty and thirty years of age are preferred. You must know how to cook, clean, and sew. You must be willing to move west and help run a homestead You do not need to be good-looking. I will try to provide a comfortable and safe life. Serious inquiries only. Find me at the Calderu house."
Anything is worth a shot, she figures.
(AKA the pioneer era AU with gender fuckery left, right, and center)
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06 Feb 2025
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Hit Me! (With Your Best Shot) by azaleasallalong for criticalbeauregard
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Apr 2025
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In 1978, Agatha 'The Witch Killer' Harkness was the best female boxer around, until a rookie named Rio Vidal earned the nickname 'Lady Death' by destroying Agatha's career in 5 devastating punches.
10 years later, Lady Death is at the height of her career when she has to fire her coach. Many people have reached out to her, but she only wants one woman to train her. One issue? Agatha fucking hates Rio Vidal's guts.
(Westview is a big city in this AU)
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06 Feb 2025
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Witch Of The West Strikes Again
The Witch of the West, as she's come to be known, struck fear into Amarillo once again after last night’s disappearance of Deputy Miller. Eyewitnesses claim they saw a dark-clad woman whispering spells into the night air before the deputy vanished. Authorities report that her last known location was near the water tower, though no traces have been found since... This ‘Witch of the West’ has no loyalty but to her own code—and those who cross her do so at their own peril.”
OR: A western AU featuring vigilante outlaw Agatha and bandit leader Rio. Inspired by a love for Westerns, old country love songs, and that one gif of Kathryn Hahn in a cowboy hat.
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01 Feb 2025
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Last, the woman who haunted her dreams. No, not dreams, nightmares. She didn’t dream of Agatha Harkness. That’d be impossible because Rio felt no rage course through her bloodstream like the rage she felt for Agatha fucking Harkness. Where Jen was cruel, Agatha was vicious. Not because she tortured Rio at school, but because she was most unfortunately Rio’s first love. It made her sick to think about now, her first everything was with Agatha under the dark cover of those bleachers next to the football field. Her first kiss was underneath those bleachers with Agatha, her first time, her first heartbreak. All the while, Agatha hung off the arm of some perfect jock because of course she fucking did.
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Rio Vidal moves back to her hometown of Westview after 20yrs and has to face her high school sweetheart (and the bane of her existence) Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 1 of Well I Wonder
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30 Jan 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
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26 Jan 2025
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19 Jan 2025
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Rio clicked her pen shut, set her notebook down on the side table next to her and leaned forward in her seat, resting her elbows on her knees before speaking. “I want you both to know that this only works if you want it to work. I’m here to facilitate a productive conversation between you two. To find a way through whatever it is that you may be struggling with. There are no right or wrong answers here, no one is the hero or the villain. So, please, I need you both to contribute in order to move forward.” Rio’s eyes flickered between the women as she spoke.
Wanda simply smiled and nodded.
Agatha rolled her eyes and scoffed under her breath something similar to “fucking hell.”
Rio had to hide her smirk. Oh this was gonna be fun.
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Rio is Agatha and Wanda's couples therapist and all three of them are lowkey bad people.
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16 Jan 2025
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“I’m not helping Agatha pull off a scheme,” Rio asserted, though not even she believed herself, “I’m trying to stop her before she goes into labor in the auditorium.”
Lilia’s face contorted in pity, “Well,” She said, “Good luck with that.”
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Mild-mannered high school soccer coach Rio Vidal gets roped into a scheme to help her 9 months’ pregnant coworker put on the opening night performance of The Crucible that will save the school theater department.
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16 Jan 2025
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Rio Vidal is the new handywoman in Westview who finds herself crossing paths with Agatha Harkness, a reclusive, mean woman with a secret. As their lives intersect, Rio and Agatha find themselves in a struggle of willpower, desire, and angst. Rio can't resist for long, and neither can Agatha.
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smalltown AU, Rio is a handywoman and Agatha is an established bitch in westview. rio fixes things in agatha's house, and tension builds and they have to confront it eventually---in more ways than one.- Language:
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16 Jan 2025
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“Pleasure,” she quips, making sure her tone reveals it is anything but. “Though, despite what Jen may say, I don’t exactly make a habit of going around and spilling all my secrets.”
Rio nods, “Of course. You’re who they call the ‘terrifying enigma’ of the literary community.”
Agatha makes sure her tone drips with sarcasm and a twinge of derision as she responds, “And I hear you’re the new ‘darling’ of the publishing industry.”
But then Rio has the gall to actually fucking smirk at her. “Did you just call me darling?”
or, agathario author au
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13 Jan 2025
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Agatha wants to sext, so logically, Rio submits herself to buying an iPhone just for her.
Spoiler alert: it doesn't go well.
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13 Jan 2025