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nothing fancy, just mopping floors by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Jun 2021
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“Nothing fancy. Just mopping floors.”
It’s a pretense, Diego realizes, about ten years too late. It was pretense then, and it’s pretense now. Just a little something to soothe the ache in the heart of a kid who won’t take handouts.
Goddammit, Al.
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Bookmarked by Cerva_2227
28 Sep 2024
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“Would it help if I pinky promised not to be a dick?”
“It’s your homeostasis, you can’t support that kind of promise,” Five argues, but Klaus is inexplicably holding out his pinky, shaking it between them. Against his better judgment and all higher brain function, Five takes it. “Fine,” he says, and then says nothing else at all for five fucking minutes.
Klaus breaks first, and Five is grateful right until he isn't. “Is your body changing?”
He couldn’t tell you why Klaus immediately breaking his promise and mocking him, gives Five the boost to just fucking say it, but it does. “I'd like to fuck you.”
"Horrified and flattered, thanks."
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Bookmarked by Cerva_2227
28 Sep 2024
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Somebody that I Used to Know by TooYoungToFeelThisTired
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Oct 2020
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'Y-you know me?' she asked feeling a bit silly since of course, he knew her. He said her name, didn't he?
Vanya barely managed to let out a surprised gasp before she felt the man's lips against her own in a bruising kiss that threw her off more than anything that happened since she got hit by Sissy's car all those weeks before.
'I'm your brother.'
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- Part 35 of What if?
Bookmarked by Cerva_2227
27 Sep 2024
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There's something very strange and unsettling about the timeline where the remains of the Umbrella and Sparrow Academies have found themselves after the fiasco at Hotel Oblivion, and it's not just that their powers don't seem to be working anymore...
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Bookmarked by Cerva_2227
24 Sep 2024
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A short, self-indulgent exploration of what might have happened if there were some Hargreeves doubles inexplicably running around Hotel Obsidian during the third season.
Submitted as part of the TUA Masked Author summer remix '24 event! Inspired by a piece of fanart.
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Bookmarked by Cerva_2227
24 Sep 2024
