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    When massage therapist!Peter gets a call for a meet-and-greet appointment in a ritzy part of town, he doesn’t expect tall, scarred and holy muscles to open the door. Drawn first to Wade’s smile and then to the pain radiating out from the soldier, Peter tries to do everything he can to help Wade while also fighting his own attraction because ho ho holy crap is it a bad idea to sleep with clients. He is NOT that kind of massage therapist.

    Ex- soldier!Wade can hardly leave the house any more, too wracked with pain to make it very far out the door, too self conscious of his ruined skin to attempt dating or even friendships. But when Peter smiles at him, laughs with him, and somehow isn't icked out by Wade’s… mess… he starts thinking that maybe life could be something good again.

    Healing happens with both hands and hearts, and if Peter can manage to stay even a little bit professional long enough for Wade to get up the courage to ask him on a date, maybe they’ll find another use for all that massage oil.

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    “Hey, kid, how do you feel about going home with my friend Mr. Rogers here, so he can make sure you get there safe?” Tony says, his eyes on his phone, quickly thumbing through a series of commands.

    Steve’s head snaps in his direction and Tony glances up at him with an apologetic shrug of his shoulders. “You said you live in Queens.”

    “I said I live in Brooklyn.

    Peter watches him, biting at his winter chapped lips. "It's okay. I like taking the subway home."

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    “I had scoliosis,” Peter whispered, not looking away from where they’d heard the metal snap. He had gone pale. Bucky was sure he was a few shades lighter, himself. “That’s… that’s what I was gonna say before."

    “Yeah?” Bucky asked. He loosened his grip on Peter’s shoulder, but didn’t take his hand away.

    “My back still hurts sometimes,” Peter explained quietly. “But that might be because of the swinging. Hard to find a strong enough chiropractor to crack it, you know? Maybe… maybe two thousand tons of concrete would do it, though.” Bucky leveled his gaze at the kid. Peter looked back at him, swallowing hard.

    “Let’s call that Plan B, okay?” Bucky suggested.

    “Yeah, okay,” Peter mumbled.

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    Or, Peter gets caught in the collapse of a parking garage with a (mildly) concussed Bucky Barnes, and has a nice get-to-know-you sesh with our favorite super soldier while waiting for Tony to find a safe way get them out. Super chill, right? Everything's fine. Oh- and he's been impaled by two rods of rebar and can't move without risking bleeding out. That... complicates things.

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    "W- What– What are you doing." Damn, it is really hard to be intimidating while experiencing blood loss.

    "I'm taking you to my nearest safe house so that you can not die on some random roof. You're welcome, Spidey-Babe!"

    "I don't need you to–”

    "Shh, praise me later for my heroics! Don't worry your pretty little butt about a thing. Old DP will take good care of you! Scout's honor."

    For some reason, Peter was not as opposed to this as he maybe should be. Deadpool is a killer. Peter shouldn't feel safe with him.

    But he does.

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    Being a lone vigilante is hard, alright? Between being Spider-Man, grad school, and his job at the Bugle, Peter really doesn't have time for friends. So when Deadpool starts to tag along on his patrols more and more often, Peter really doesn't object as much as he thinks he should. How is it his fault when the ex-mercenary worms his way into his heart with his obnoxious jokes, and fake flirting, and weirdly genuine kindness?

    Or: my attempt at a slow burn featuring plenty of spideypool tropes and a gratuitous amount of petnames

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    “Oh, you’re jumping?” That voice from the boy reached her ears – apparently he was still behind her. Michelle’s body tensed a little as she expected his next words – probably to convince her not to do it. “Do you mind if I joined you? Dying alone feels like such a lonely way to go. But if we fall together, at least my last moments wouldn’t be that bad, right?”

    Her leg landed back on the rooftop, but her balance was off and Michelle found herself flailing around to try and not fall – not yet. Luckily, a hand caught her by the forearm and pulled her slightly away from the edge.

    “Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I thought you heard me.” He shrugged and let go of her in favor of stepping closer to the edge of the rooftop, his eyes nonchalantly scanning the long drop to the ground. “Hmm… it’s a long way down. Maybe I should eat something before I do it so that I go out feeling satisfied…"

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    Five times MJ and Peter met on the roof of Stark Industries and one time they met a few floors below.

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