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No, no, no, no. That couldn’t be happening. She didn’t deserve it – she was a good person with good intentions, the very best, and she didn't deserve it. Andy’s hands felt clammy, the blood rushing to her face indicative of how close she was to flipping her shit. She tried very hard not to panic, but there was someone out there who had regrettably gotten their hands on her Polaroid pictures. Her very private Polaroid pictures.
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Very early into her role as Miranda Priestly's assistant, Andy Sachs mistakenly sends her antagonistic boss Polaroid photographs where she's wearing nothing save for an egregiously cheap lingerie set from JCPenney. The rest is Herstory
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08 Jun 2026
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"And what makes you think you'd be a good fit here, Ms. Vidal?"
Rio squeezed her fingers tighter in her hand. She hadn't been able to stop thinking about those sharp, blue eyes since she sat down. It was more than distracting.
"Uh," Rio opened her mouth, then mentally smacked herself in the face. Agatha raised a brow at her, then leaned back in her seat slightly. Her attention went back to the monitor and it didn't look like it was coming back to Rio.
The interview felt more like a humiliation ritual.
Which was why Rio nearly dropped her phone onto the busy street when she got the call that she'd been hired.
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Rio has been working for Agatha Harkness and avoiding going back to her hometown for three wonderful years.
It's an irritating job to say the least, having to deal with her boss's erratic temper, wild schedule, and even wilder requests, but Rio rolls with the punches. Once she's figured Agatha out, everything becomes easy.
Until the day Agatha requests a marriage, a divorce, and a trip to the town she's been avoiding.
aka, the proposal au :)
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04 Jun 2026
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12:57
Francesca:
Sorry on a date right now. Blame Eloise :(
Michaela:
a what--------
After coming out as a lesbian earlier that year, Francesca Bridgerton is dead set on dipping her toes into the dating pool in a desperate attempt to get over her feelings for her best friend-- Michaela Stirling. To do so, she enlists the help of her siblings, who are not at all magnets for chaos, to set her up with the most eligible queer women they know. Meanwhile, Michaela loses her absolute fucking mind.Series
- Part 1 of TBDFTH
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22 Apr 2026
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Holy shit,” Rio says aloud. Agatha is somehow, miraculously, alive. Rio feels her own heart start beating faster in her chest with each distinct thump of Agatha’s heart through the warm skin in her neck.
Agatha Harkness, of all people, against all odds, is alive. Rio has to amend her earlier statement. It’s just us out here. Just Rio and her stubborn, narcissistic, cruel, and gorgeous boss, trapped together miles and miles away from any other human life form.
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The Send Help AU
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27 Feb 2026
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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06 Feb 2026
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Agatha Harkness: decorated star, devoted wife and mother, Hollywood icon.
Rio Vidal: charming newcomer, playgirl with a heart of gold, Oscar hopeful.
Some sparks aren’t meant to be ignored.
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- Part 1 of FYC
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22 Jan 2026
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Agatha Harkness is working her way up the corporate ladder.
Rio Vidal just wants to get on with her colleagues, get paid, live a nice life.
Different locations, different mindsets, same team.
What happens when they’re forced to work together?
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20 Jan 2026
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“But it’s embarrassing,” Rio said. “I’m twenty-fucking-seven and I’ve never even kissed a woman.”
“It’s only embarrassing if you let it embarrass you,” Agatha clarified. “Who cares what others think?”
“It’s a foundational part of society,” Rio argued. “The social contract. If I want other people to care what I think, I need to care what they think.”
Agatha held up her hands defensively. “Okay, Archimedes.” And then she twirled her finger in a circle to showcase the bar. “Look around you. Plenty of ladies here like locking lips with other ladies. Go up and ask one of them. Don’t pussyfoot or give them your life backstory. Just do it.”
In a moment that Agatha was sure took some bravery, Rio stared her in the eye and asked, “Can I kiss you?”
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06 Jan 2026
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"She doesn’t expect Agatha to bite her lower lip though. And she also doesn’t expect her to let her hands glide down Rio’s sides, leaving her burning, until they reach her hips, where they rest for a few seconds. “You’re such a pretty girl, the boys are all gonna go mad for you.”
But then she doesn’t want the boys to go mad for her. She wants Agatha to be mad for her."19-year-old school girl Rio is pining hard for her mother's best friend.
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06 Jan 2026
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Miranda does not take a chance on the smart, fat girl. Auto Universe does.
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02 Dec 2025
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Rio is a disillusioned 30-year-old, grad school dropout, who recently returned to her hometown to manage the local grocery store. Being a grocery store manager wasn't on her bingo card, but she's rolling with the punches. Her days are mostly painless and monotonous enough until a mysterious, gorgeous, pain in the ass customer walks through the front door.
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02 Nov 2025
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Rio had no plans to make peeping at her naked neighbor a Thing™️. She’s not a fucking pervert. But how is she supposed to not look when the woman in question saunters out on her back deck butt ass naked at seven in the morning while Rio’s out on her back deck having her morning tea? And okay, maybe Rio had noticed her topless deck shenanigans from her upstairs studio window and moved her own morning routine to outside. But she hadn’t anticipated an escalation to full nudity.
Or the naked neighbor AU.
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29 Sep 2025
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not strangers, not lovers, but a third, worse thing: doctor/patient
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17 Sep 2025
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The camera followed Vidal as she returned to her bag and pulled out a bottle of water, speaking quietly to a linesman who approached her with an umbrella for shade.
Agatha expected her to take a swig, she couldn’t imagine how thirsty she must be after playing in this heat, but instead she closed her eyes, tilted her head back and squeezed the water over her face.
Agatha’s eyes widened. She was suddenly grateful for the sunglasses hiding half her face.
Vidal shook the droplets off and then lifted the hem of her shirt to wipe the excess from her chin, briefly exposing her abs and the bottom of her sports bra.
Agatha was finally starting to understand the appeal of this game.
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Agatha Harkness is engaged to tennis world champion, Wanda Maximoff. When an underdog emerges and threatens to steal Wanda’s crown, Agatha reluctantly agrees to spy on her.
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12 Aug 2025
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When Agatha receives a text from a stranger in the middle of the night, she never expects a wrong number to turn into the most complicated love story of her life.
Or: The wrong number AU
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28 Jul 2025
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“Uh, hi.” Rio fingers the strap on one of her backpacks. “I’m- meeting someone here? Actually, I’m… moving in. Well, I’m not moving in, but I’m staying- um, do you know Ag-”
“She’s with me,” a sharp voice says, and- oh. Agatha Harkness exits the rightmost elevator. She’s dressed in tailored black slacks and a blousy white top, dark hair loose over her shoulders, falling in waves that are unfortunately just the right size and shape for Rio to reach up and tug. Her heels clack against the marble tile floor.
“Hi, Agatha.”
“Rio Vidal.” Agatha gives Rio a onceover – no less thorough or scrutinizing than her flashy doorman – and turns away quickly. “Hi, Clint. She’s the one I mentioned before. Do you have her key ready?”
or: broke grad student and certified lesbian disaster rio vidal crashes on agatha harkness' foldout couch. it's a lot more life-affirming than you'd think.
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22 Jul 2025
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Rio’s face was already warm and sweaty from working in the early spring sun, but now her face is heated for another reason. She tries to turn away, pretend like she never saw anything, but before her mind can battle against her body and rip her eyes from this fucking bombshell, blue eyes glance her way and catch her in the act.
“Hey!” It’s at this that Rio notices that not only is this woman prancing around in her underwear near open windows, but the window is a little cracked, making Rio able to hear this woman crystal clearly. “What do you think you’re—”
Rio’s mouth opens to say something, anything— working really hard to not look like a fish out of water— but her wheelbarrow hits a stray rock in Lilia’s yard and she falls headfirst into the pile of literal dirt.
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OR, Rio is only trying to do a favor for her godmother; the last thing she needs is one of her godmother’s eccentric neighbors parading around in her underwear. Especially when said neighbor is extremely hot.
based on the comic by evgar_ on twitter!
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19 Jul 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
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19 Jul 2025
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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15 Jul 2025
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your love thawed out / what was scared and cold by cowlesbian
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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follow-up to 25yo (reformed) grifter agatha harkness and 40yo (ex) virgin rio vidal
"I’m nervous about the move.”
Rio nodded and wrapped her arms around Agatha’s waist.
"I'm not good at making friends,” she continued, trying to maintain a sort of cool aloofness, “and I’m kind of a bitch.”
Rio nodded again.
“You’re actually supposed to disagree with the last part.”
“Oh,” said Rio. “I think it’s your best quality."Series
- Part 2 of Like A Virgin
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13 Jul 2025