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    Gojo Satoru is a paramedic. He’s used to adrenaline, bad coffee, and long shifts that end in silence. What he’s not used to is being shadowed by a photojournalist with sharp instincts, a quiet voice, and eyes that seem to see straight through him.

    Geto Suguru is a photographer. He documents disasters, writes feature pieces, and—for reasons he’s never explained—has a forty-second voicemail saved from an unknown number that he listens to more often than he should.

    Then he hears that voice again. In a viral video. In the rain.
    It’s him.
    They’ve never met, but something doesn’t line up.

    When Suguru gets assigned to write a piece on the mysterious people's hero, he isn't quite sure what to expect, but whatever this is, it’s not going to stay professional for long.

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    If someone had told Satoru a week ago that his impulsive choice to adopt children would lead to him standing at his front door, ready to welcome his ex-boyfriend—who also turned out to be his lawfully wedded husband—who was going to move in with him for three months in an elaborate ruse to deceive an orphanage director and a social services officer into believing they were still a couple in love, Satoru would have simply laughed in disbelief.

    In which Satoru Gojo decides to adopt two children, only to discover that he accidentally married his ex-boyfriend, Suguru Geto, during a drunken episode just months before their breakup. Now, they find themselves living together, forced to maintain the facade of a loving couple. This leads to a series of petty tricks, cringe-worthy pet names, and the unexpected challenge of raising children together.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”

    “Right.”

    “- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”

    Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”

    Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.

    Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”

    Suguru blanches. “He what?”

    Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Satoru is a Grim Reaper. He’s good at his job. He’s efficient, professional (mostly), and just the right amount of charming.

    But when he arrives at a hospital to collect his next soul, he finds a problem. Geto Suguru, very much alive, sitting up in bed, staring straight at him.

    “Hey,” Suguru says, blinking. “You lost?”

    Satoru, who has never been seen by a living human before, panics. He drops his scythe. Suguru picks it up. The hospital fire alarm goes off (probably unrelated).

    And somehow, instead of taking Suguru’s soul, Satoru ends up…dating him.

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    “I’m in the classics department,” he answers and has to bite his tongue not to say the word ‘actually’ because that would be pedantic and prove Satoru right.

    “Ah, that’s better,” Satoru says, nodding his head, all traces of animosity forgotten. “Then you’re smart, like me.”

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    In his dreams, Suguru is a jujutsu sorcerer at the verge of a breakdown.

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