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Desert Garden by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for TLara (larissabernstein)
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
12 Dec 2021
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Shore leave on Vulcan is rare. Nyota Uhura takes the time to appreciate the beauty of the desert; the sunset, the flora, T'Pring herself.
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if you touch me, you have caught me fast by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for offsammich
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
22 Nov 2021
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There is a fool in the House of Hades, of that there is no doubt. But on some days, when Thanatos is in residence, there are two. How could it be anything other than foolish to want for a god who is so eager to leave you behind?
It's pathetic to be jealous of something that does not even have the sentience to know what it takes from Thanatos, is it not? -
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A sealing accident delivers an unknown Uchiha straight to Tobirama's lab.
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Lán Qǐrén is willing to admit this, quietly: he never expected to have a great-nephew.
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Colourfast by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for greygerbil
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2021
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Sòng Zǐchēn had almost taken a different path, that morning. Turned right instead of left, kept north instead of venturing south. He approaches a crossroad and wonders which direction to take. Perhaps towards the closer town, to ask his same question to a new crowd once more. A flicker of white catches his attention - a man, tall and graceful. Even with Shuānghuá covered, he would recognise Xiǎo Xīngchén anywhere.
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My Employees Have Unionised by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for vass
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), My Subs Have Unionized Reddit Meme
31 Oct 2021
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My (several millennia, M) employees (nearing a thousand, M; unknown, M; unknown, M; several thousand, F; a few hundred, M; I don’t care to remember, F; older than most of creation, F*) have unionised.
*Edited To Add: Not actually my employee, we share dominion, but I believe she is heavily involved in this organising.
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After the sudden deaths of Union Gang's boss and heirs, a long buried secret comes to life. Another son, hidden away in America. Ko Bun's mission is: find him.
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You Shouldn't Leave Me Alone by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for thedevilchicken
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jun 2021
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The aphrodisiac had been in the tea. Wēn Cháo will die by Jiāng Wǎnyín's hand but that will have to come later. Right now, there's only Jiāng Wǎnyín and Wèi Wúxiàn.
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To lust for a human? This is not unknown, though it is not common or viewed kindly. What Green feels for Orange goes so far beyond merely lust. They wish to mate with him, to keep the human with them forever, to raise foundlings together. Knowing that such a thing is not possible does nothing to stop the soul deep longing with which they wish for it.
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Absence Makes the Heart - by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for the_rck
Fandoms: Sky High (2005)
05 Jun 2021
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Warren doesn't hate his dad. Things might be easier, if he did.
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Alldays Babysitting Service by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for cloversome
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Jun 2021
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A child attaches itself to Lán Zhàn's leg as he attempts to return home for the evening. The mission to return Wèi Yuàn to his father is quick. As is the realization that Lán Zhàn does not want to leave their lives as quickly as he had entered them.
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Ritual Union by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for psychomachia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2021
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What's more awkward than realising you're dead and that, completely without your consent or approval, your ghost has decided to haunt some run down room where a muscular necrophiliac is getting freaky with a corpse?
Realising that it's your corpse.
This is where Shen Qingqiu really wishes he could laugh at the punchline. Unfortunately, the world's greatest joke continues to be his life.
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Catherine is not anxious about the trip to the physician. Not more anxious than she usually is, at least. She is overly nervous, prone to melancholy, and so her beloved Uncle has contacted his friend, Doctor Isaacs, to seek help for her.
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Orakh will, reluctantly, admit that the curses aren't malignant or overly damaging. They're just -
Funny, Harry chuckles, very funny,
- annoying as hell. Every step she takes in the swamp shouts out her presence. Literally. 'Over here,' says the ground under her right foot, 'here now' gurgles the mud under her left, each and every footstep as she goes. That one night where she glowed the same colours as the rainbow in rapid, nauseating succession. Now the reptiles.
Ridiculous. Even if she wasn't getting gold for ousting the swamp witch from their hovel, she'd do it for nothing more than revenge and spite at this point.
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Count Orlok Jr. by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for vandoorne
Fandoms: 反黑路人甲 | Al Cappuccino (TV)
08 Feb 2021
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"Vampires," Cheung Sai-Lun bullshits desperately, "aren't real,"
He would chuckle but then Ko Bun would know for sure that he's full of shit. Instead, he panics and makes the terrible decision to give jazz hands instead. Crazy Chang's limp body makes a terribly loud thud as it hits the ground.
Cheung Sai-Lun does his best not to wince.
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Karakura Town is weird. Ichigo knows this very well, secrets curled up in all corners of it, supernatural creatures strolling the streets without care, happy enough to keep the peace. Mostly.
Strangers in this strange land are obvious - and rare. This one sticks out more than most, bright white outfit, blue hair, lurking in an alleyway like everything Ichigo didn't know he wanted.
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Sitting in bloodied sand, surrounded by corpses, Diarmuid cannot even begin to pray desperately for a miracle. What miracle could there be, when he has sent the relic to the ocean in the arms of Frère Geraldus. When he has spent so long loving another man, despite his own looming vows.
Not all miracles, he discovers, are sent by God.
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August Thirteenth by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for borevidal
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
20 Dec 2020
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Discovering that this is not the first August thirteenth that he's lived through, that certainly was a head scratcher. Luckily Bertie has the stalwart presence of his man's man, Jeeves.
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Third Time's the Charm by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for vandoorne
Fandoms: 反黑路人甲 | Al Cappuccino (TV)
18 Dec 2020
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Cheung Sai-Lun, drunk, does not meet So Tsz-Shan in that plaza. His attention is caught, instead, by bleached hair made brighter by the street light he's sitting under.
"Is that beer for sale?" he asks Ko Bun, who is not so magnanimous as So Tsz-Shan.
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Opportunity by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for megvad
Fandoms: 그 악녀를 조심하세요! | Beware of the Villainess! (Webcomic)
18 Dec 2020
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Melissa is bright and wild and free. Yuri wants that, of course she wants that, but more than that she wants Melissa. To have and to hold.
When the opportunity comes, she doesn't hesistate.