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Binary System by Cimila for SiladhielLithvirax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
05 Dec 2020
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It had seemed the best thing to do, when faced with a recently freed child who cries out for his mother in his sleep. Naboo is so close to Tatooine. It's barely out of their way at all. Two days added to their trip back to Coruscant, maximum. If they leave the Nabooian celebration early the Jedi Council won't even notice.
Of course, with Obi-Wan's luck, everything takes a turn for the worse. Anakin's dreams about his mother prove prophetic. Sith burn half of Mos Espa and their ship with it; chase them into the desert, into increasingly dire straits.
He starts dreaming of his soulmate again, too, as though he needs the extra complication.
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Rosie is not a Damsel In Distress! She wants that fact made very clear. She has a whole host of skills! That most of them happen to involve... less legal avenues of employment is really not relevant at all, truth be told. Besides, see how well you do, dropped into an entirely different dimension. Rosie thinks she's actually doing pretty well, all things considered.
What she's doing less well at is acting like a functional human being around possibly the most attractive woman who's ever existed, in either world.
Also, they don't call them roadtrips here, they call them quests. So that's Rosie's Big Gay Quest, thank you very much!
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Idols and Ofuda by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for wafflelate
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
25 Sep 2020
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ANBU Red Team is, in Towa's humble opinion, the best of all currently operating ANBU teams.
He will fight you on it.
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Bug-Dog Creole by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Tavina
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
31 Aug 2020
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As it turns out, many of the techniques that Kurenai's team need to learn to become a solid hunting/tracking team are also... Kurenai heaves a sigh, head down on the bar, watching Anko refill her shot glass ...good for stalking.
Kurenai was not given a team of three respectable Clan kids. Oh no. She got a trio of weird gremlins who spend a month and a half making a barking, chittering creole and then use what could be an amazing field advantage to stalk Hinata's crush and then Kiba's... whatever that Sai kid is.
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Weekend Lover by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Jul 2020
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The one night stand Jim Kirk has with the Vulcan passing through Riverside is a welcome break from the monotony. It's good, very good, but so fucking weird Jim's sure he's never gonna forget it. He's not quite expecting to run into Spock again in San Francisco. A second one night stand turns into a weekend, turns into a lot of weekends, turns into Bones joking that he's living half his week at Spock's apartment.
But! But, and this is very important: they're not dating.
What also turns out to be important is Spock's job, which Jim never bothered getting the details of. Starfleet Officer and a bartender-slash-bouncer? That's fine. Starfleet Academy Instructor and cadet? ...Less fine.
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(Do It) By The Book by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Piinutbutter
Fandoms: Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita! | A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School! (Manga)
07 Feb 2020
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Sometimes, working in a secondhand book store really comes in handy. The money's useful, for one. For two, sometimes your mess of a teacher stumbles across a cursed book.
Sano could shrug off the whole 'compelled to fuck' thing; he is one hundred percent sure that weirder things will happen the longer he knows the human. But why would he, when he can use it to sink his (metaphorical) claws into Seimei, instead?
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Honey Bear & Snookums, On The Case by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Zoe324
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
09 Jan 2020
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There's something about Kankuro's presence that just screams this mission is going to hell in a handbasket. Shikako can't put her finger on what it is. Maybe it's being undercover in a theatre troupe.
Maybe it's being called Snookums.
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Squatters Rights by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for dundadownunder
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
04 Jan 2020
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Sasuke lives on his own. Theoretically. Not technically, considering Shikako has her own room and Kakashi's started camping out on the couch at some point.
There's a whole ton of dog bowls running the length of his kitchen and Sasuke cannot remember when they appeared.
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Loopholes and Technichalities by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Bakcheia
Fandoms: Clash of the Titans (2010)
22 Dec 2019
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If you die past the river Styx, die in the realm of the dead, things get... complicated. Complicated enough it's a bureaucratic nightmare. Complicated enough for - loopholes.
Perseus left six friends dead in the Underworld; if he can get one back, why not the others?
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You're probably supposed to find out magic is real from your parents, or family. Instead, Brian gets the run down sitting on top of a dirty rooftop downtown, from John Bender. He's gotta admit, the knowledge shakes him a little.
It's vastly less important than the discovery that Bender likes him back.
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Five Stages of Grief by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for fishebake
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine, Naruto
13 May 2019
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Kakashi finds out that Sasuke and Shikako are dating, and experiences the five stages of grief.
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Red Is For Explosions by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for theTempest724
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine, Naruto
13 May 2019
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Red Team has successfully faked an earthquake - and it seems like it’s not just Bat who’s keen for more.
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People lie on the CV's all the time. Give it a little bit of spit and polish, buff it out so they have a better chance in what is truly a terrible job market.
It's usually skills they lie about, though, not long term partners and kids.
Stiles probably would've been better off using a stock photo and faking a tragic death - his fake partners or his own, he's not particularly picky at this point - instead of showing Ms. Baccari a picture of Peter and Malia.
At least Peter's not taking this whole thing too seriously. ...Right?
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Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.
Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.
It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.
That'd be ridiculous.
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Was This The Face That Launch'd A Thousand Ships? by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
17 Jul 2016
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Ariadne knows she's more than Helen; refuses to be a pawn for gods or men ever again. And if anyone tries to force her down that path, well, more fool them. Luckily for everyone, the only fools Ariadne associates with on a regular basis are Arthur and Eames.
Alternatively titled,
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Someday, Somewhere - Anywhere, Unfailingly by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
04 Jun 2016
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For the second time in his life, Ben packs up and starts again. It goes... surprisingly well, considering the wreck his life's been. He even manages (somehow) to expand his group of friends from one (a very, very long suffering Phasma) to, okay, two. But Finn's cheerful enough to count for at least three people. There are drawbacks, of course - Ben wouldn't recognise it as his life it there weren't.
First, he's in the same city as his parents for the first time in fifteen years.
Second, Hux. That bastard.
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Status Quo Ante by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for moscca
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
24 Apr 2016
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They called him The Boy and, soon enough, Hux's Boy. This Boy, dark haired and dark eyed and soft and harsh by turns, followed Hux like a sad little shadow around the once great corridors of the run-down ship serving as the First Order's Officers Academy.
Hux called him Ren, for future ambitions.
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- Part 1 of Inveniet viam, aut faciet.
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Odd by ValiantBarnes (Cimila) for Aermitaigehooks
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
13 Feb 2016
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There are four ambassadors and four ambassadors aides on Hux's ship. He honestly prefers Ren.
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Second Worst Thing by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Pacific Rim (2013)
04 Feb 2016
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The Hosnian shatterdome contains the last five Jaegers, and ten Rangers who pilot them. In the countdown to the potential end of the world, it might just be time to bury the hatchet.
Or at least, that's what Phasma keeps telling Hux.
Similarly, Rey Skywalker thinks it's about time that her cousin get over himself and be a part of the family again. Kylo Ren disagrees
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This Charming Man by ValiantBarnes (Cimila)
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
23 Jan 2016
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5 times the First Order let Poe go because he was just so nice
No seriously, 5 times Poe was captured by the First Order and whoever was in charge just let him go because Poe turned on the charm. Maybe he complimented Phasma's shiny helmet or Hux' new haircut.