16 Works by Coldau
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Tenna finds out that Spamton kept the badge from their old show together and reveals himself to Spamton, the King of Adworld.
Spamton realizes he needs a moment alone with Tenna, and fast.
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Based sorta on the AU from Diionysan on twitter with some personal headcanons/change ups from me.
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Hottataru Attempts to Seduce His Husband Four Times, and Only Succeeds Once by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
30 Sep 2022
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They have a happy marriage, they do everything together- and maybe are a little too attached at the hips.
But when Veneficus Puritas starts to really get into the books, he tends to lose sight of everything else-
Including his very, very needy husband.
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- Part 8 of Axitas
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They've talked about it before, so maybe that morning was a good time to try it...
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- Part 2 of Axitas
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- English
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- 2,024
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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Hots figures out some things about Dynamis
Ven figures out that Two Hottatarus is just as good as one.
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- Part 6 of Axitas
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And Now There's Two (2) Warriors of Light Having a Very, Very Bad (kind of hot) Time by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
09 Jul 2022
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Ven summoned a monster. It's not so great.
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- Part 5 of Axitas
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Coming back from an adventure means they get some time alone together after a long, long time without that.
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- Part 4 of Axitas
- Language:
- English
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- 3,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 462
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Maybe Hots should learn to... you know, not get distracted by how pretty his boyfriend is.
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- Part 3 of Axitas
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- English
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- 2,022
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Hottataru is supposed to be helping Ven while he mourns, not... pining for him like an idiot.
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- Part 1 of Axitas
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Hottataru and Veneficus decide to try something new in the Free company mansion, and it goes...
Really well, actually.Series
- Part 7 of Axitas
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Hottataru, a homeless Xaela from the Steppes, sets out and gets more than he bargained for upon heading into Garlemald.
Zenos, a bored princeling, finds a companion that he hopes will keep him entertained for years to come.
A prequel fic to in game events. Making myself commit boys let's get this fucking BREAD
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- Part 6 of Hottataru Axirin
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A few weeks ago, Fourchenault made a mistake. One he has no intention of repeating, as the end of the world calls for his attention more than his heart calls for pining over a man he sees as nothing more than a troublemaker.
However, pure dogged insistence from not only the Warrior of light himself, but his own family as well, has him struggling to keep things civil. Keeping his head straight is mandatory, so why is everyone trying to meddle in his affairs?
ENDWALKER SPOILERS!Series
- Part 3 of Plague on the Mind
- Part 5 of Hottataru Axirin
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How many times will he suffer at night? When will he get a peaceful sleep, when he can only think of one man?
Aka: Fourchenault reflects on his most recent wet dream in despair.
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You don't need to read the previous fic in the series to get an idea of what's going on. Enjoy!Series
- Part 2 of Plague on the Mind
- Part 4 of Hottataru Axirin
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The battle is set for tomorrow, and there's no airships allowed to go out until things are deemed safe for air travel at all. Which means any speedy exits can't happen, and after embarrassing himself that's exactly what Fourchenault is trying to do.
An expanded version of events that happen after that meeting, 5.55 spoilers. Written before Endwalkers obviously lmao.
Also titled "Hhhhnng"
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- Part 1 of Plague on the Mind
- Part 3 of Hottataru Axirin
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Exploring a relationship lost before it could go anywhere. The Warrior of Light hadn't ever had something this pleasant before, had someone who stared at him with such open affection like this.... It was. Nice.
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- Part 1 of Hottataru Axirin
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The Warrior of Light ponders on the mysteries in his life.
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- Part 2 of Hottataru Axirin
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 193
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The warrior watches G'raha Tia fall. This was it, he was going to die. Emet would win, and boy, he'd get to be smug about it.
And he didn't want to give the bastard the satisfaction, not even for a moment. This would end HERE, and no where else.