Coldau
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Tenna finds out that Spamton kept the badge from their old show together and reveals himself to Spamton, the King of Adworld.
Spamton realizes he needs a moment alone with Tenna, and fast.
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Based sorta on the AU from Diionysan on twitter with some personal headcanons/change ups from me.
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Hottataru Attempts to Seduce His Husband Four Times, and Only Succeeds Once by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
30 Sep 2022
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They have a happy marriage, they do everything together- and maybe are a little too attached at the hips.
But when Veneficus Puritas starts to really get into the books, he tends to lose sight of everything else-
Including his very, very needy husband.
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- Part 8 of Axitas
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They've talked about it before, so maybe that morning was a good time to try it...
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- Part 2 of Axitas
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Hots figures out some things about Dynamis
Ven figures out that Two Hottatarus is just as good as one.
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- Part 6 of Axitas
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And Now There's Two (2) Warriors of Light Having a Very, Very Bad (kind of hot) Time by Coldau for Cruisingforabruising
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
09 Jul 2022
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Ven summoned a monster. It's not so great.
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- Part 5 of Axitas
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When Asgard invades Earth - led by a huge blond man in a red cape and wielding a massive warhammer - it takes six months for Tony Stark to come up with a plan to turn things around: let himself be taken prisoner, and bring the Asgardians down from the inside.
But it takes less than an hour for the plan to get away from him, thanks to the black-haired Asgardian prince who takes personal - very personal - charge of him.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
07 Jan 2026
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“Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”
As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
10 Dec 2025
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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by keelywolfe
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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It starts with a single gift. A gift that turns a relationship based on hate fucking to something else that neither are willing to name.
Join Lucifer as he navigates through his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad relationship with Alastor and learns maybe it isn’t as bad as all that.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
06 Dec 2025
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Coldau
01 Dec 2025
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Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to Hell’s doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth.
The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
AKA the AU where Lucifer, pretending to be human, tries to raise Charlie alone in 1920s New Orleans, and Alastor, also pretending to be something he's not, falls into their orbit.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
29 Nov 2025