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When Asgard invades Earth - led by a huge blond man in a red cape and wielding a massive warhammer - it takes six months for Tony Stark to come up with a plan to turn things around: let himself be taken prisoner, and bring the Asgardians down from the inside.
But it takes less than an hour for the plan to get away from him, thanks to the black-haired Asgardian prince who takes personal - very personal - charge of him.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
07 Jan 2026
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“Right. Great. You’re with me now. Here’s the deal: you like those, don’t you?” Lucifer asked, voice so soft a croon Alastor would know it was fake. “I will help you through this, slake your animal lust the old fashioned way—just this once.” His hand lifted, brushing against Alastor’s jaw, and he watched with a ghostly smirk as Alastor’s eyes flared, his smile more like a sneer even as Lucifer leaned forward. Good. It was easier to do this when Alastor acted how Lucifer had come to expect. “Charlie will never know, your psychotic little Overlord friends will never know, and when it’s done we will walk away and never, ever speak of it again.”
As an angel, Lucifer's never thought much about the secondary natures of humans or their Sinner counterparts in Hell. Then Alastor goes into rut, and he finds himself reevaluating what it is he’ll do to keep his daughter’s dream alive.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
10 Dec 2025
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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by keelywolfe
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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It starts with a single gift. A gift that turns a relationship based on hate fucking to something else that neither are willing to name.
Join Lucifer as he navigates through his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad relationship with Alastor and learns maybe it isn’t as bad as all that.
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06 Dec 2025
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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01 Dec 2025
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Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to Hell’s doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth.
The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
AKA the AU where Lucifer, pretending to be human, tries to raise Charlie alone in 1920s New Orleans, and Alastor, also pretending to be something he's not, falls into their orbit.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
29 Nov 2025
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Following their success in the battle against Heaven, the Hazbin Hotel draws the attention of all, making it the new place to be – including the Hellborn, who cannot resist a visit to the home of the Princess of Hell, now a symbol of Hell’s momentary superiority over Heaven.
But the star hotels of the other Rings aren’t used to competition from Pride, and in the months that follow, try to interfere with its success.
At her wit’s end, Charlie calls upon her father again, and he agrees to ensure the harassment of the Hazbin ceases, by giving the meddlesome rivals a taste of their own medicine.
What’s this, a chance to be spiteful and petty for a revenge tour across Hell? Alastor is all in.
OR: Get in, loser, we’re going Ring hopping.
Enjoy watching Alastor and Lucifer being forced to work together to avenge the Hazbin Hotel across every Ring in Hell.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
27 Nov 2025
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When you see someone binding a fic on tumblr you know that the fic is gonna be good, and boy howdy- it was.
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your fragrance is your message, your scented slogan by mouseyblue
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
20 Aug 2025
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Tenna takes another moment to consider the strange being that had leapt from the Lightners' inventory and realizes that he might just know this strange, transformed creature.
Or: Spamton gets Tenna to recognize him, distracts him so Kris can find Toriel, and even manages to (probably) save Tenna from the Knight! What a hero!
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21 Nov 2025
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Somebody had opened a second dark fountain in the Dreemurr living room, and as much as Tenna had begged the lightners, Kris and their friends had to leave his show early to close the more threatening one first. He’s not entirely sure whether his deal with the Knight includes stopping the kids from closing any and all fountains, or just the one giving his own world form, but it’s certainly distressing to think he’s already ruined his last chance at a comeback. So, naturally, he follows after them.
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Rewrite of that Tenna/Tenna fic I orphaned
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10 Oct 2025
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In the aftermath of Kris and friends emptying out their inventories in Castle Town so that the Darkners residing in their pockets have opportunity to socialize, Spamton finds himself none too pleased with the situation at hand. He preferred Kris's pockets. Not this peopled hub where he's a persona non grata in every goddamn shop.
Jevil, dogging at his heels while he ignores his own checkered past, isn't helping matters.
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09 Oct 2025
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Tonight’s Relationship Has Been Edited For Content by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Aug 2025
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Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.
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08 Oct 2025
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A drunken, seemingly minor incident leads to Tenna's inner thoughts being printed across his screen in the form of closed captions. Spamton, eager to taste a fraction of the power that his mysterious benefactor possesses, decides he can work with this.
OR: "Now All the Dark World Knows You Want to Bang a Spam Email".
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Bookmarked by Coldau
08 Oct 2025
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Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?
That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Coldau
29 Sep 2025
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Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –
"Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.
Well, shit.
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Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!
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- Part 1 of Not-So Fresh (re)Start
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Bookmarked by Coldau
28 Sep 2025
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*THIS IS A 3 PAGE COMIC*
Tenna wants to do something freaky but Spamton gets more than he bargained for... -
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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Sōran Bushi by dogteethkakashi
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2023
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Zoro would like a lengthy description of what Luffy considers the phrase "first mate" to mean, exactly.
He's not going to ask, though.
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Bookmarked by Coldau
11 Dec 2023
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Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.
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- 5/5
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07 Dec 2023
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“I am not eager to throw myself upon another altar for naught but scraps in return.” Gale steels himself with a deep breath. He speaks his peace to the wilds and the cosmos rather than his lover's face. “And yet. Marble skin, silver tongue... eyes like Moonsea rubies. Oh, you cast a fine altar, Astarion.”
With two discerning appetites, a deal to keep each other fed is the one thing that ties Astarion and Gale together. But the proverbial collar slips all too easily around Gale's throat, the lead feels right in Astarion's unchained hands, and both men think they've bested the other in a game neither should be playing.
In any case. As the greats say in lanceboard: there is no shame in losing to a stronger foe.
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- 14/?
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Bookmarked by Coldau
17 Sep 2023
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good
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“I hesitate to ask how alchemy relates to my excellent sex life,” Thancred said as he crossed his arms.
“Haven’t you ever sought out an alchemist for decadent draughts? I thought you more adventurous than that.”
“Of course I have, but if you were aware of the root of the issue—not that there is an issue—you would know that the problem isn’t with me, but with Urianger and his… that-which-is-not-to-be-spoken-in-polite-company.”
“Chaleur,” said the Warrior of Light.
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- Part 2 of Thy Eternal Summer
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28 Oct 2022
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January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.
The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.
So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?
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Bookmarked by Coldau
26 Oct 2022