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when we’re full of stories to be told by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jun 2020
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Flushing in embarrassment, Wei Ying hurries over to A-Yuan and crouches to place his hands on his shoulders. “A-Yuan, that’s enough,” he says. “Sorry, Lan Zhan, he used to go to a different bookstore where they host regular storytimes, I think he thinks you’re the designated storyteller for the day—”
He gets to his feet, holding A-Yuan at his hip, and glances up to look at Lan Zhan. It’s an awful, terrible, horrible mistake. This close, every detail of his face is utterly inescapable.
“Story time,” says A-Yuan, lower lip wobbling dangerously.
Wei Ying glances around, finding people staring curiously at the scene unfolding before them. “A-Yuan,” he hisses urgently. “We need to go. I’ll tell you a story on the way home, okay?”
“Do you really need to go?”
Wei Ying starts at Lan Zhan’s voice. He’s still looking steadily at him, an unreadable expression in his eyes.
(Seven years after running away from home to pursue a story that would expose one of the biggest media scandals in recent years, Wei Ying runs into the last person he’s expecting to see at a quaint, forgotten bookstore he hasn’t set foot in for a very long time.)
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17 May 2026
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Paper Faces on Parade by TheChocoChick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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Two years after Binghe was forced to begin his demonic blackening, the System breaks its stubborn silence.
[Congratulations! Congratulations!! Congratulations!!! Important things must be said three times!! Host User has received a Key Item and unlocked a Platinum Tier Hidden Quest! Please continue to work hard!]
{{ FOLDED FANS AND SORROWED SMILES }}
-Current Objective: (Speak to Yue Qingyuan)This is NOT how Shen Qingqiu was expecting this to go, but maybe a side quest from the sect leader is just what he needs to avoid the pickle jar! But… maybe this isn’t going to be as simple as he thought?!
(Or: Shen Yuan unlocks character companion mode, and Shenanigans Ensue.)
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- Part 1 of Paper Faces on Parade Series
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16 May 2026
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blooming beneath the moonlight by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2024
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Still, he wishes, desperately and deep down in the back of his mind where he will never have to acknowledge it, for even a little bit of that sweet boy to survive, for even a little bit of his darling white lotus to stay with him.
With a soft exhale, Shen Qingqiu opens his eyes and stares a little longer at the lotus blossom. Then, before he can think better of it, he plucks the blossom from its stem and reaches behind himself, carefully weaving it into the braid he’s tied his hair back in for this trip.
Hands falling back to his sides, Shen Qingqiu fails to see the way the lotus woven into his braid pulses with a gentle, white glow until its rhythm matches the steady beat of his heart.
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Shen Qingqiu has an encounter with a very special flower that grants him a very special wish, one that he doesn't even know he's made.
(Aka, SQQ wishes upon a flower and gets pregnant.)
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- Part 4 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
- Part 1 of Shen Qingqiu: The Modern Day Virgin Mary
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14 May 2026
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while the sun has yet to rise (rest your weary eyes) by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer) for owoxian
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2023
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At this time of night, there are only a few especially committed customers gracing the main, lower floor of the Warm Red Pavilion. He has little worry to give to his identity being revealed. A few girls tend to the customers on the floor, smiling sweetly as they listen to their stories and sit only a little closer than propriety would typically allow. On a small stage, across the room, a young woman plays the pipa with precise, careful fingers with her delicately painted eyes downcast towards the instrument and her lips parted in concentration.
He has never seen her here before, and for a moment Shen Jiu’s fingers twitch, itching for a brush he doesn’t have—the image she paints so picturesque he finds himself longing to immortalize it. Surely, though, if he did, she would only laugh a soft, sweet laugh, and tell him how he flatters her, all while pushing the painting back into his arms.
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Shen Jiu meets a young man at the Warm Red Pavilion, and maybe, just maybe, it changes the course of his life.
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- Part 1 of Brothel Jiuyuan
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14 May 2026
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Xie Lian gets a glimpse of its eye: a hot coal set deep into unearthly, marble-like skin, onyx pupil blown so wide with bloodlust it threatens to swallow the red iris entirely. A mouth full of entirely too many teeth, extended incisors bared like daggers. Rust smeared down the pale line of its throat.
A vampire. A feral vampire.
Looking at him like a feast set out before a starving man.
While wandering the mortal realm, Xie Lian stumbles upon a hungry vampire who, curiously, seems reluctant to drink from him.
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14 May 2026
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in the endless sky by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2023
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As a young disciple, Luo Binghe meets a kind yet mysterious young master who takes a shining to him.
As an emperor, Luo Binghe is gifted a captive.
The poacher bows low and retreats into the shadows for a moment as Luo Binghe watches him with a bored look from his throne, one leg swung carelessly over the other.
Feathers strew the cage, and the figure looks human. It’s screeching and cursing, voice broken, and Luo Binghe does not feel a single thing stir within him. Sweating under the unimpressed look, the demon reaches a scaly hand between the bars of the cage and tugs at the sack over the creature’s head, yanking harshly.
Time ceases for a moment; Luo Binghe’s stomach drops through the ground. A battered man looks up at him, deep grey eyes widening as their gazes meet. Luo Binghe’s chest clenches, and his hands stiffen at the sight. His heart thumps loudly in his throat, and the air escapes from his lungs, leaving him in a stunned silence.
“Binghe?” rasps a familiar voice.
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12 May 2026
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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12 May 2026
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Blood and Bone and Ash by trippednfell for Prince_kun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Nov 2023
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Wei Wuxian died in that cave.
At least everyone thought so, including him.
Maybe he should have even stayed dead. That might have been easier than watching Lan Wangji, Hanguang-Jun, Lan Zhan, look at him with absolutely no recognition in his eyes.
Having your spine ripped out by a giant turtle hurt. But being ignored by the person you gave your life for, the person you gave up everything for - that might actually be worse.
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11 May 2026
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demons don't write what they know by ataratah for Tossawary
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2021
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As a demoness, Liu Mingyan doesn’t have a lot of first-hand experience with romance. This wouldn’t be a problem if she weren’t in the process of composing a romantic epic for the ages. Luckily, local human gremlin Sha Hualing is here to help.
Purely for the sake of good writing, of course.
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09 May 2026
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Jiang Cheng gets stibby-stabbed.
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08 May 2026
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to yearn by devilsoupe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 May 2021
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Chu Wanning starts to cough up flowers. Taxian-Jun is angry. Chu Wanning is not allowed to die pining for someone else.
When it starts happening again in his second life, Mo Ran knows enough to worry.
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08 May 2026
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blessing in disguise by chamsie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2022
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Is it a curse to keep the weak alive? To force them to suffer the toils of life at great disadvantage? The questions eat at his heart and mind, heavy in the way worry is. Shen Qingqiu nearly rescinds his decision to keep the child alive multiple times on the trip back.
"I should kill you," Shen Qingqiu murmurs again. The baby yawns into his breast, and he rubs an absent hand along its side.
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- Part 1 of Expanded Mamajiu Universe
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- 7/7
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08 May 2026
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your flower rain at the end of the road // 长路终点满天花雨 by gardencitymovements
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
19 May 2021
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“What’s next?” Wen Kexing finds that he doesn't want to know, but he asks anyway.
“Scent, touch, hearing, and then sight.”
He pulls Zhou Zishu’s face down to his neck. “What’s this smell?”
“Um, the green bottle with the cork—no, the agate stopper—on the stool next to the bathtub.”
Wen Kexing lets him go, reassured at least by that. He thinks for a while, and needles out, “So all this time, I’ve been cooking for someone who can’t even taste the hard work I put in.”
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cooking for a dying person in the shadow of his old home, until his self-destruct button can be safely turned off.
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- Part 1 of let wenzhou eat
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07 May 2026
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An Unscheduled Stream by trippednfell
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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A viral video sweeps through the internet, which appears to show the 1st disciple of Yunmeng Jiang take on a full nest of evil beings in an attempt to protect five juniors from his sect. The unscheduled livestream captures everyone's attention, but there has to be more there than meets the eye.
The Lan assign their own 1st disciple, Lan Wangji, to investigate. That investigation will take him years into the future and miles away from Gusu as he seeks to find the truth. When he does find it, it has a far greater impact on his life than he could ever imagine.
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06 May 2026
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How To Train Your Employee by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2024
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Shen Yuan has transmigrated into a dragon. An apparently extremely wealthy dragon with his own mountain and palace and everything. Unfortunately, he runs into a problem in the form of trying to find an ethical source of labour to actually help maintain the whole palace. After several misunderstandings with the local human beings, he finally manages to clearly communicate his desires and one city provides him with a (rather scrawny and underfed) boy who most definitely agreed to the terms of employment that Shen Yuan tried to put forward!
Luo Binghe has been shoved into the clutches of a dragon without being told anything and is surely about to be eaten at any moment.Series
- Part 1 of Lost and Found
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- 11/11
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05 May 2026
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the road to heaven, as paved by bad intentions by ineffmoth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2022
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Luo Binghe formulates a foolproof plan to get revenge against the high school teacher who almost ruined his life by banging said teacher’s younger brother.
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Shen Yuan unintentionally and unknowingly uses his ass to reform an Imperial-grade douchebag.
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04 May 2026
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Wei Ying leaves. He follows.
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02 May 2026
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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01 May 2026
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they keep the phoenix in a bamboo cage by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2024
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“Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”
The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.
“You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.
“Bullshit.”
In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.
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- 5/5
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01 May 2026
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Don't You Know (That I'm Yours) by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2022
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Shen Yuan feels like he has the world on his shoulders. After a little run in with time travel, he finds himself juggling teaching, hiding his disciple's heritage, orchestrating demonic jailbreaks, arranging high-level assassinations, and struggling to maintain dignity. You know, normal transmigrator things. At the end of the day, the only things he wants are a nice dinner with Binghe and maybe a nap. And chocolate. God, but he misses chocolate.
All Luo Binghe wants is to marry his A-Yuan.
Both of them have been shown a way to their own happy ending by their older counterparts. But will their knowledge pave their way forward, or just lead them down darker detours?
(aka the purely Bingqiu sequel to Can't We Just Skip to the End? Will not make sense on its own, probably.)
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- Part 2 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
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- 303,517
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- 30/30
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- 5
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Bookmarked by ConstantNorth
27 Apr 2026