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Vampire Empire (BATJOKES) by Consumer_Sadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
23 May 2025
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"Joker feels shellshocked when he watches Bruce dress and leave. For the first time in forever, he has literally no words to rebuttal with.
It feels like a sort of defeat, when he screams into the pillow at his own genuine interest in seeing Brucie Wayne again."
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Joker doesn't know how to feel about Gotham's infamous playboy, but the uncertainty doesn't stop him from coming back.
Until he finds out Bruce Wayne's been playing him all along, and even Batman can't save Gotham now.
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Domesticity in replace of hate (BATJOKES) by Consumer_Sadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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The way Jack snuggles into his chest, seeking comfort but almost as if trying to hide himself. His eyes flutter, staring at Bruce's skin as if looking anywhere else would reveal too much. Then, in the quietness of the room, he mumbles. Small, almost afraid to admit it. "Sometimes it feels like...there's more to us. Something missing, something big."
Bruce, now much more alert, sits up. Jack follows his movements, though still keeps his head down even when Bruce forcefully grabs his shoulders. "What do you mean?" Bruce asks, almost a desperate plea. The first few words of normalcy he's heard in days, and yet his excitement quells as Jack looks away.
Curling in on himself, Jack huffs. A pathetic kind of laugh, almost unsure with how to feel. "I don't...I don't know"
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Joker felt an arm wrap around him, and he flinched, kicking them away with a gasp. His eyes widened when he watched Bruce Wayne stumble back with a shocked expression on his face. "I-I'm..." He wanted to say he was sorry, but when did he ever apologize for anything he did?
So he just laughed. Not jolly, not manic, not to cope with his emotions, he just laughed. because he was broken, and he didn't know what else to do.
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Something happens to the Joker, and Batman is forced to nurse him back to health at Wayne Tower. But what happens when Bruce suddenly disappears? Forced to save him, Joker makes an unexpected discovery.
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Jack's happy. Truly, he is! He has Bruce, and that's all he's ever really needed.
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' "We don't work, Bats. We never have. But...I think that's what I liked the most, about you. You brought out the worst in me, as did I. Heck, you are even now. You made me forget the past, whatever my past truly was. Made me focus on the now, the animal I am. But with Eddy, it's like..." He thought, carefully about his next words. Words to part with, to drill into the Bat's skull that this was truly the end of them. "Eddy brings out the best in me. Makes me feel things I thought I could no longer experience, made me love for the first time, not under a guise of hate. I feel alive, around him, in the same ways I can cause destruction. I think that...if rehabilitation was ever possible for me, he'd be the one I want by my side. And even if he wasn't, all I need in life is him." '
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Joker realizes what he has all along, willing to give it all up if it means being happy.
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Batjokes kinktober except it's the middle of the year and updates won't be regular LMAO by Consumer_Sadness
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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What the title says lmao. I want to get better at smut so what better way than this?
Some might be long, some short, some just prompy. But whatev, you came for smut so buckle up hoes.- Words:
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We might've fucked, not really sure, don't quite recall. by pseudoluigi
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
01 Oct 2025
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A trip to hunt some strange plant for his father-in-law, turns into something that wasn't on Luigi OR Bowser's bingo card that day.
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
14 Nov 2025
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「如果你想的話，你可以掏出雞巴，擼一下，放鬆一下。」他媽媽說話的語氣仿佛這完全沒有不妥當的地方。她在Trevor從漫畫書邊緣上朝她投去疑惑的眼光的時候擠了下眉。「行了吧，年輕男孩都這樣，別那樣看我。你不會嗎？我分不出來你跟Ryan的聲音，你沒有幹過？掏出來雞巴，吐點口水，該幹嘛幹嘛？」
A translation of Mommy by rog
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
14 Oct 2025
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back when we were young and dumb by mysteryseong
Fandoms: Grand Theft Auto V, Grand Theft Auto Series (Video Games)
07 Feb 2024
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Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
14 Oct 2025
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Michael is closed off now when he looks at him, shuttered, his eyes hard. “Trevor. We were kids, and drunk. That shit wasn’t—” He hesitates, then says, “It’s not like it was real. C’mon.”
Something in him breaks.
“Maybe not for you.”
Bookmarked by Consumer_Sadness
14 Oct 2025
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A Bit Of Distraction by vividjinx
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
20 Apr 2025
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With exams closely approaching, Byakuya's stress levels are almost through the roof. Leon believes he has just to cure to help him relax.
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25 Apr 2025