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The King is Naked by RikuAbsolem
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2025
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Shang Qinghua was just trying to help a servant with his robe clasp. Simple. Harmless. Routine.
Mobei Jun saw it happen.
And then decided the best course of action was to undo his own clasp and let his chest do all the talking.
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- Part 5 of Scum Villain Jealous
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[PODFIC] Based but Not Flared by Cornbro by RedLikeRoses11 for Cornbro
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2025
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A PODFIC of Based but Not Flared by Cornbro.
“Do you have a foreign object stuck in your rectum?” Mobei Jun said, his voice professional and cold. Hearing it like that, it somehow sounded even worse. Was he really that easy to see through? Okay, so the hypothetical scenario maybe wasn’t so hypothetical at all, and maybe it was obvious by his flushed and debauched state. But please, good sir, don’t call him out like this!
“No…” Shang Qinghua lied.
Or: Shang Qinghua learns the importance of a flared base (and he gets railed).
Bookmarked by Cornbro
04 Feb 2025
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Men Fear Me, Fish Want Me by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2023
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It could have been worse.
Yeah, it could have been worse. In the way that falling into a frying pan was technically better than falling into the flames underneath. There were surely worse realities to transmigrate into than this one. Like, he wasn’t a slave.
...Because slaves were human.
He was a fish.
Well. ‘Domesticated Mer’.
A pet. Sentient, yet ownable. A status symbol.
What was that? Slaves were considered less than human too?
Aish! This wasn’t the time for splitting hairs! This was the time for internally wailing, lamenting, and raging at the shitty heavens!
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Shang Qinghua thought it was bad enough when he transmigrated into the life of someone’s pet, but then he found himself crammed into a cargo hold as a gift for a noble overseas. When the ocean turned treacherous and the crew turned their hungry eyes on him, he never expected what happened next, nor how meeting a wild mer would flip his new life upside down. -
Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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chew toys by crybabyjets, jets_adjacent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2021
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Shang Qinghua is a vampire and Mobei Jun is the werewolf who makes his life hell.
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- Part 18 of jets' svsss twitter babbles
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Say So by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2021
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Wei Wuxian is hit with a sexy curse that can only be broken by fucking or dying horny about it. In a last-ditch effort to preserve the paper-thin plausible deniability protecting his enormous crush on Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian attempts to choose ‘dying horny about it.’ He fails on all counts.
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a touchy subject by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2022
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Moving in with Shang Qinghua has brought a sense of warmth that Mobei Jun has never felt before.
However, it also seems to bring with it some strange behaviour from Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua is skilled at disguising his truer expressions from everyone but Mobei Jun, and it is quite clear that he’s working hard to hide something from him.
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Bookmarked by Cornbro
04 Mar 2023
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melt in your mouth by UniqueChimera
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2021
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Shen Yuan squinted at the neon sign above his head. If he tilted his head just so, he could make out the letter A in sputtering, sparkling red. There were no hours posted on the splintering wooden door, no menu gracing the mildew-spotted brick wall.
"Shang Qinghua, what the fuck is this?"
"What are you talking about?" Shang Qinghua poked at his smartphone. A lock of caramel-colored hair flopped over his creased forehead. "It's New York's hottest restaurant."
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Inspired by this tweet by adspexi:
"picky food blogger shen yuan's only 100% positive review with glowing references to the quality ingredients and attentive service is for luo binghe's little hole-in-the-wall with an ever-changing menu and no posted hours, which is completely and transparently a mob front"Bookmarked by Cornbro
01 Feb 2023
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A Virgin, A Slut by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jul 2021
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Shang Qinghua finds a dog in the road.
The thing is. Shang Qinghua is, in this order: a virgin, a slut, and also really, really into tall scary people.
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Warm Love, Softly (Never Letting Love Go) by Lady_Nyx_Nightshade, sinayaa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2021
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When Shang Qinghua’s parents died, the only thing he inherited was their one million yuan debt. Unable to pay it off, he finds work in a host club - not the world’s worst job, it’s even fun sometimes, but it’s going to take a long time to pay off the money he owes.
Enter Mobei Jun. Rich and beautiful, Mobei Jun has everything he could ask for except for warmth - literally. A rare genetic condition means he’s incapable of feeling heat. Stuck in a perpetual state of freezing, he has few friends and many enemies.
Then he meets Shang Qinghua. With one touch, Mobei Jun realises that he can feel the heat from the pretty host. Desperate not to lose this miracle, he offers to pay all of Shang Qinghua's debt - so long as he moves in with him for one year, though he hopes he can keep him longer.
Unable to refuse such an offer, Shang Qinghua accepts, but finds himself unprepared for life with Mobei Jun. Between his frosty personality and gorgeous looks, he struggles between a growing attraction to the man and the knowledge that he’s only there because of a contract - and that once it’s up, he might lose the only man he’s ever loved.
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25 Jan 2023
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master of manipulation by wishlessthinking for witchyvisions
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2022
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The plan was simple.
First, he'd win his adversary over with his cooking, and then, he'd fuck him.Or Mafia Boss Bingge x NEET Shen Yuan
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25 Jan 2023
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(not) a silver lining by stebeee for sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Nov 2020
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Shang Qinghua is certain that today is the day that Mobei Jun will finally, finally chase him away. After all, he attempted to murder the man! In his defense, however, he really had no idea that Mobei Jun was allergic to shellfish.
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fair trade by crybabyjets, jets_adjacent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jun 2020
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pt 1: Shang Qinghua is captured, then hired by Luo Binghe, with Mobei Jun as his payment.
pt 2: Mobei Jun is a bad man learning how to take care of his new pet hamster.
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19 Jan 2023
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Quick, Easy Steps To Realizing You're The Queen Consort by daddykeehl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2020
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Shang Qinghua fails to realize he is not a servant anymore.
Mobei Jun fails to mention that Shang Qinghua has taken on the duties of a King's spouse.
Neither of these things gets resolved.
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Rose-Tinted Eyes by yunmeng_heroes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2021
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“I’m WHAT!” A thousand thoughts raced through Shang Qinghua’s brain. His heart pounded against his ribcage. Like a hamster drunk on coffee.
Shen Qingqiu flipped his fan shut and tapped it on his chin. “The most eligible human bachelor.” He gave Shang Qinghua a look that was somehow both pitying and condescending. “I only came here to forewarn you. You’re about to be bombarded with marriage proposals.”
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so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
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The Things We Wish For by Lady_Nyx_Nightshade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2020
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“Shizun has noticed,” Luo Binghe speaks up, practically purring, “the way Liu-shishu watches Shizun when he thinks he isn’t looking.”
Liu Qingge freezes.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he lies, knowing full well the way he watches, unable to look away. He allows himself these stolen glances, because they hurt no one and it’s all he will ever have.
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unpredictable, unexpected, and above all: unbelievable by dazais
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
05 Feb 2019
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Shang Qinghua nods quickly, only relaxing once Mobei-Jun finally breaks the gaze in order to lay right back down on his side, hand propping up his head.
Then, he does something nearly terrifying-- he smiles, lips quirking in a way that begets a sort of malice capable of sending a shiver right down Shang Qinghua’s spine. “Good. Others are not to touch what is mine.”
(or: 5 times Mobei-Jun surprises Shang Qinghua + one time Shang Qinghua surprises him.)
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THE BOSS WANTS TO DATE ME?! by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2021
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Shang Qinghua is volunteered for the company charity date-auction, and is promptly put in as a forgettable middle bid, right after a guy whose name people can’t even remember. He’s more there as padding, so surprise comes to him when someone actually bids for him.
(And it’s shortly followed by fear when he realizes who has bid for him.)
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fruit of the loins by exocara
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
24 Dec 2018
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Mobei Jun has always been a little weird (demons, you know?) but lately Shang Qinghua has just been completely baffled. Just what is going through Mobei Jun's mind?
Bookmarked by Cornbro
19 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Am I married??? - sqh in every moshang fic lol
10/10