15 Works by Courtorderedcake
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"The Goblin King was prepared to host the Darkness, stealing Fae women away to their corrupted lands underneath the ground as concubines. The Darkness chose another in his stead, but not before this selected vessel enacted a devastating attack in its vengeance, revealing its hatred & rage. The battle was a lesson the old kings had forgotten; never underestimate an opponent.
Many more lives were lost as they razed over any who dared defy The Goblin King's will. Only the pure love of our rulers united in matrimony, breaking the Vorpal Dagger, sealed the darkness and the Goblin menace away. The light flourished under their fair rule, and the queen bore a child as pure as moon beams, swan feathers, and starlight. They lived happily ever after, and shall be written in history as Heroes for All Time."This is the history Princess Emma memorizes from the day she is born, paraded about and presented only with the highest protection. The palace is a cage she wishes to escape, desperately. Not careful what wishes she made, Emma discovers history is written by the victors - The Dark One has an entirely different version of the events that took place.
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Majestically Too Far Beyond (And all the things Between) by Courtorderedcake
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
13 Jan 2021
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Emma Swan is a Witch who has made (And apparently makes) bad decisions. Helping a desperate Witch out of a weird situation doesn't seem like a bad decision, even against her, runes, a tarot reading and her friend's Snow druid intuition - until it is and the consequences are very real.
Killian is a Demon with a long history of persecution against him, and his denizens are not much better off. His Angelic brother is on a mission to rehab Demonic image to prevent violence on the streets of Hyperion Heights, as some sort of Holy mission deeply rooted in millenia of guilt. Witches and Warlocks use them for parts, Werewolves see them as a threat, Angels mostly still hold on to the ancient feud regardless of their treatise, Fae stay chaotic neutral, Vampires don't care for others affairs - it's a perilous world where hate crimes happen without consequence. After a disastrous meeting, he attempts to drown his frustration with a trip to the bottom of a bottle, but ends up falling in bed with a mysterious Witch in her tower home. Soon he's missing a hand, has only the vaguest idea of what happened from the mess of blood he's woken up to, and a mirror shows that some strange, different, Witch is pregnant with his child.
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A CS retelling of Tam Lin, the classic fairytale.
Liberties taken. Magic and Fae BS in play.
Completed December 2020
Emma gets more than she bargained for when she inherits a palatial estate from her dead husband. The paint is peeling, the floors are creaky, the curtains are more mildew than cloth - but the garden is still maintained with its riotous blooms, taken care of by a curious gardener. Discovering that Killian Jones is part of her inheritance is just another obstacle to hurdle at first, but as strange happenings and even stranger feelings threaten them, their lives change forever. -
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This is a crack ficlet, a drabble, based on the following prompt in Killian-Whump's inbox on tumblr :
'Do you think that Storybrooke has a sex shop with enchanted sex toys?'
This is my interpretation of what one possibility may have looked like. Don't read this. Just don't. It's a hot mess.
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- Part 7 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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The Grimm of the Vales by WhiteSwanCake (Courtorderedcake) for bleekay
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
05 Jan 2019
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A CS fic based very loosely on collected and repurposed lore, legend, myth and tale:
From the bride’s betrayal and subsequent murder or by her own hand, be it by poison, dagger, sword or fall (intentionally or pushed) in the tragic tales of olde royalty in the UK; to the various incarnations of the Grimm; to the Fae; to the spirits of death, doom and judgement of all cultures; to the grace rites of the Pagans, Gaul, Celts and early Christian invaders-Please let your imagination run wild through misty morning gravestones, and enjoy.
Rated M for death, macabre themes, mentions of sex, and violence/gore.Series
- Part 6 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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An Enchanted Forest AU where the dark one was never released into the world in a vessel, thus causing a massive shift in timelines. The ogre wars have ravaged kingdoms, untold destruction spanning continents, rulers displaced. Even as the wars sputter to ash, the safest place to be is at sea, and that's not very safe at all - as Emma and Killian find out, fates intertwined against all odds.
CS EF Pirate AU, CSBB 2018 - Courtorderedcake
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A CS afterlife AU.
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- Part 5 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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Need by WhiteSwanCake (Courtorderedcake) for Doodlelolly0910, artistic-writer (Itrustyoutokillme)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
16 Dec 2018
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A short Captain Duckling A/B/O angsty smut drabble gift.
Emphasis, as always, on smutty angst.
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- Part 4 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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Set ambiguously in the 1920′s-1940′s in a world supposedly without magic, Detective Jones of Boston PD is a broken man with little more than liquor to keep him going. When a strange string of murders and ominous rumors about a new King of crime bring him face to face with fairytales, Killian is anything but ready to meet, “The Swan” - a Jazz singer who will upend his life. When he is forced to rely on her to help solve his case, they find secrets long buried that change everything... Not only for themselves, but for both the magical and human worlds they reside in.
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Marble Etching from a Dream by WhiteSwanCake (Courtorderedcake)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
04 Mar 2018
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Another old rework I’ve been debating flipping to CS.
No names were used, so I added a few more indicators in, but it’s pretty obvious who is who.
Captain Swan AU about curse-y things, IDK, I think it’s pretty.Previously titled "Marble Etching from a Dream" for reasons unknown and unremembered. It sticks. *shrug*
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- Part 3 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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Pure unadulterated smut, a previous piece I added a CS spin to. Did I mention it's smut?
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- Part 1 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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A ficlet about the Jones/Charming family along with other extensions dealing with the onset case of magic resistant hair critters.
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- Part 2 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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Emma wakes up in a hellish landscape aptly titled "Silent Brook", her memories partially missing. Creatures roam it's foggy streets, including one that hunts her with a strange hunger. Is their familiarity part of the nightmare she is in? While her companions and her try to unravel the mystery of what is actually happening, the clock is running against them and their happy endings.
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In the spirit of the season, CSFicExchange gave us this prompt,
Write a CS drabble/ficlet that includes the following elements:
- Killian giving Emma a gift
- Killian wearing no shirt at some point
- Killian fighting with sellotape
- SnowI chose snow and shirtless. ;)
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- Part 1 of CSFE Prompts