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"The Goblin King was prepared to host the Darkness, stealing Fae women away to their corrupted lands underneath the ground as concubines. The Darkness chose another in his stead, but not before this selected vessel enacted a devastating attack in its vengeance, revealing its hatred & rage. The battle was a lesson the old kings had forgotten; never underestimate an opponent.
Many more lives were lost as they razed over any who dared defy The Goblin King's will. Only the pure love of our rulers united in matrimony, breaking the Vorpal Dagger, sealed the darkness and the Goblin menace away. The light flourished under their fair rule, and the queen bore a child as pure as moon beams, swan feathers, and starlight. They lived happily ever after, and shall be written in history as Heroes for All Time."This is the history Princess Emma memorizes from the day she is born, paraded about and presented only with the highest protection. The palace is a cage she wishes to escape, desperately. Not careful what wishes she made, Emma discovers history is written by the victors - The Dark One has an entirely different version of the events that took place.
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Majestically Too Far Beyond (And all the things Between) by Courtorderedcake
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
13 Jan 2021
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Emma Swan is a Witch who has made (And apparently makes) bad decisions. Helping a desperate Witch out of a weird situation doesn't seem like a bad decision, even against her, runes, a tarot reading and her friend's Snow druid intuition - until it is and the consequences are very real.
Killian is a Demon with a long history of persecution against him, and his denizens are not much better off. His Angelic brother is on a mission to rehab Demonic image to prevent violence on the streets of Hyperion Heights, as some sort of Holy mission deeply rooted in millenia of guilt. Witches and Warlocks use them for parts, Werewolves see them as a threat, Angels mostly still hold on to the ancient feud regardless of their treatise, Fae stay chaotic neutral, Vampires don't care for others affairs - it's a perilous world where hate crimes happen without consequence. After a disastrous meeting, he attempts to drown his frustration with a trip to the bottom of a bottle, but ends up falling in bed with a mysterious Witch in her tower home. Soon he's missing a hand, has only the vaguest idea of what happened from the mess of blood he's woken up to, and a mirror shows that some strange, different, Witch is pregnant with his child.
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A CS retelling of Tam Lin, the classic fairytale.
Liberties taken. Magic and Fae BS in play.
Completed December 2020
Emma gets more than she bargained for when she inherits a palatial estate from her dead husband. The paint is peeling, the floors are creaky, the curtains are more mildew than cloth - but the garden is still maintained with its riotous blooms, taken care of by a curious gardener. Discovering that Killian Jones is part of her inheritance is just another obstacle to hurdle at first, but as strange happenings and even stranger feelings threaten them, their lives change forever. -
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This is a crack ficlet, a drabble, based on the following prompt in Killian-Whump's inbox on tumblr :
'Do you think that Storybrooke has a sex shop with enchanted sex toys?'
This is my interpretation of what one possibility may have looked like. Don't read this. Just don't. It's a hot mess.
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- Part 7 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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The Grimm of the Vales by WhiteSwanCake (Courtorderedcake) for bleekay
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
05 Jan 2019
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A CS fic based very loosely on collected and repurposed lore, legend, myth and tale:
From the bride’s betrayal and subsequent murder or by her own hand, be it by poison, dagger, sword or fall (intentionally or pushed) in the tragic tales of olde royalty in the UK; to the various incarnations of the Grimm; to the Fae; to the spirits of death, doom and judgement of all cultures; to the grace rites of the Pagans, Gaul, Celts and early Christian invaders-Please let your imagination run wild through misty morning gravestones, and enjoy.
Rated M for death, macabre themes, mentions of sex, and violence/gore.Series
- Part 6 of Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets
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Scraps / Drabbles / Ficlets by WhiteSwanCake (Courtorderedcake)
Fandom Once Upon a Time (TV)
20 Jan 2019
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Kokoro means heart in Japanese.
Canon-compliant fluff where Mulder and Scully slowly fall in love, one slice of pie at a time, starting from 1993. No pain, unless it’s from Chris Carter & company.
Jump down the rabbit hole with me again will you? Here, I'll hold your hand.
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- Part 1 of Kokoro
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bathed in the afterglow by GingersnapBeat
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2025
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Vex had decided, early on, that sex was best when it didn’t mean a thing.
And Percy—the know-it-all, stubborn, infuriating man that he was—seemed set to prove her wrong.
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A deep dive into Vex and her changing relationship with Percy as they, in turn, dive deeper into each other.
For Perc’ahlia Week 2025, Day 7: Before/After
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10 Dec 2025
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Emma Swan’s life was perfectly fine before she met him, she had her son (Excluding and a messy custody agreement with her ex.) She didn’t need her entire life to be uprooted when an annoyingly attractive man and his adorable young daughter moved in across the hall from her. But life happened anyway and maybe the only thing more annoying than Killian Jones might just be the feelings she’s trying to deny she has for him.
Now would also probably be a good time to mention the curse, because even in a post happy ending world, there’s always someone out to kill the saviour. But maybe this time… it’s not Emma they’re after.
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Captain Swan, neighbours au. (which becomes a cursed au/post cannon at some point.) With the addition of Hope and Henry.
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- Part 1 of Finding Family
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06 Dec 2025
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Neal Doesn't Watch Because He's Asleep by wordsbymeganmichael
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
21 Mar 2019
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A direct follow-up to Neal Watches From the Dirt, but Neal's fallen asleep and Emma returns in kind what Killian gave her.
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24 Oct 2025
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Even More New Information Neal Could Have Lived Without Learning About; or, Neal Watches From the Dirt, Where He Belongs by wordsbymeganmichael
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
16 Mar 2019
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24 Oct 2025