Cryptic_Missile
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Cutting Edge by Cryptic_Missile
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jun 2024
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Fili accidentally hurts you during training, Kili is annoying and the Company keeps complaining about the weather.
OR
You are done dealing with dramatic dwarves.
Series
- Part 4 of Life in Middle Earth
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Unpacking by Cryptic_Missile
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You figured it was about time to go through the contents of your bag with the dwarves and reminiscence about home. Mesmerised with your belongings and knowledge, the Company experiences a taste of your world.
Then, Kíli finds a pair of scissors and you make a stupid joke. Chaos ensues.
Series
- Part 3 of Life in Middle Earth
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Under the Weather by Cryptic_Missile
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
08 Dec 2022
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You catch a cold that quickly leaves you bedridden at the very beginning of your journey.
Legolas feels guilty but has trouble expressing it. It turns out, even the briefest of conversations can lead to something more.
Series
- Part 2 of Life in Middle Earth
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Distant Troubles by Cryptic_Missile
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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The Lonely Mountain grew taller and bleaker and more intimidating with each passing day, forcing you to acknowledge the disturbing conclusion that awaited you at the end of it all.
Kili is there to share your doubts. And then he offers you a solution.
Series
- Part 1 of Life in Middle Earth
Recent series
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Life in Middle Earth by Cryptic_Missile
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jun 2024
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- 18,104
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 4
Recent bookmarks
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A short story about how a young teenaged girl gets wrapped up in Jesse's life.
Bookmarked by Cryptic_Missile
18 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Platonic JP with younger!OC/reader. Really sweet and well-written.
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His Sweetheart by Not_So_Mundane_After_All_97
Fandoms: The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
09 Dec 2023
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Upon their return to District 12, Haymitch contemplates just how much Katniss means to him and undertakes the seemingly impossible task of helping the girl heal.
Bookmarked by Cryptic_Missile
06 Apr 2025
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In which Haymitch somehow ends up platonically married to Asterid Everdeen after her husband's death, proud stepfather to Katniss and Prim, sober and (somehow) happy.
Alternatively,
In which pushing friends away doesn't work, depression is a treatable but not curable illness, kids are cute and the Hunger Games looms.
Spoilers for Sunrise on the Reaping
Bookmarked by Cryptic_Missile
05 Apr 2025
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The equations are still wrong.
In 2002, Number Seven wonders why her siblings are acting odd.
(Or, the post-finale “Vanya doesn’t remember the time travel” fic)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,889
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
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- 98
- Kudos:
- 3,972
- Bookmarks:
- 695
- Hits:
- 28,101
Bookmarked by Cryptic_Missile
31 Dec 2024
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“I fought him.”
“You fought him.”
“Yep.” A pause. “Don’t you wanna know if I won?”
“You got stabbed. You didn’t win.”In which Vanya has a stalker, Ben is a tired ghost and Klaus is Klaus.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,758
- Chapters:
- 6/8
- Comments:
- 313
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- 3,027
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- 800
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Bookmarked by Cryptic_Missile
08 Nov 2024