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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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12 Jun 2024
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Water and Stone by eyeneversleep
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2024
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When Zoro has one foot in each world after his fight with Mihawk, Sanji's voice seems to bring him back from the brink.
Little do they know what this means and what will unfold.
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“Sleep well. They’re worried about you.”Sanji doesn’t expect a response but Zoro’s face turning in his direction with his eyes still closed like he’s looking for him somehow makes Sanji pause. Sanji furrows his brows and approaches again.
“Can you–can you hear me?” He feels like a fool saying it out loud but he swears Zoro perks up from hearing it. Sanji suddenly breaks out into a cold sweat.
“Well, this is insane.” Sanji has to voice out loud the complete obvious.
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06 Jun 2024
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“I used to ask Judge every day what I did to deserve this,” King thunders. “Do you know what he finally told me?!”
Sanji’s chest wracks with something dangerously close to a sob. “He said it’s because you were born!”
And despite all his grace, King stumbles –– like an angel cast out of heaven, taking his first wobbly steps on mortal ground. It’s clear he thought the question was rhetorical from the way he wavers, “How did you know that?” like he hadn’t even expected an answer, let alone the right one.
Sanji tries to respond, but he looks at King and sees a twisted science experiment, and sees––god, fuck, himself. Sees a man who spent his childhood strapped to a surgical table, and it was the closest thing he had to being held.
This is it. He has nothing left to hide. Sanji reaches a precious hand into the Pandora’s box inside his soul and rips it open, lets the ruins fly.
“Because he said the same thing to me!”
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In an alternate universe, King fights Sanji instead of Zoro during the Raid on Onigashima. There, they discover how true the phrase 'I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy' can really be.
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11 May 2024
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Balancing Act by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2023
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Zoro doesn't know how to accept help, Sanji puts him in his place.
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- Part 4 of Get a Room Already
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21 Oct 2023
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Now it was Perona’s turn to look confused. “You said--”
“Cook's getting married.”
“Yeah, obviously.”
“To Pudding.”
“Wait, what?!” Any rising tide of sympathy was squashed, however, by the rolling waves of something far greater: seething indignation. “Wait, AGAIN?!”
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Inspired by @gaypiratehell of Twitter's #UnrequitedAU. Zoro is handling Sanji's marriage with a brave face, content to contain his feelings if it means Sanji gets the happily-ever-after that he's always wanted. Perona, on the other hand, is PISSED, and chooses to handle it with a lot less grace.Chapter one is Perona-centric; chapter two is Zoro-centric.
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10 Oct 2023
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So. Sanji was part of the crew now.
Fine. It wasn’t a big deal. Zoro certainly wouldn’t make it a big deal. So what if they fucked that one time—it’s not like it meant anything. Sanji wasn’t even his type. It was a one-and-done type of deal, never to be repeated. End of story.
But did he have to be so goddamned smug about it?
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- Part 2 of back for seconds
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04 Oct 2023
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He’s surrounded by strangers, but they’re all trying to convince him otherwise. Or, Zoro faces a mysterious and relentless challenge that he just can’t wrap his head around.
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03 Sep 2023
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There are a very select few things he deems to remember from the Kamabakka Kingdom, mostly pertaining to legs- his legs, to be exact. But sometimes when Zoro’s lifting weights or Zoro’s napping out on deck or Zoro’s just anything, Sanji remembers a few more select things that he’d rather forget.
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05 Feb 2023
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A complicated question. A crew answer.
A pirate does what she wants. But what if she doesn't know what she wants?
On pregnancy and pirates.Bookmarked by DIYFerret
18 Nov 2022
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Sanji was unsure what he would say or do when he faced Zoro again. There was an extremely long running list in the back of his head of things he might feel compelled to do: kiss him, kick his ass, fuck him senseless, apologize to him, cry, beg for forgiveness… he just had no certainty of what his mind would settle on in the moment and all his ideas were equal parts mortifying.
So, he did something despicable. The worst possible thing he could have done.
The next time he saw the Marimo on deck, awake and walking around, he looked away.
Basically: Sanji's dramatic and in his own head and also kind-of a dumbass?
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- Part 9 of Huge Dick Sanji Chronicles
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15 Nov 2022
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He’s presented to her in the centre of the court.
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06 Nov 2022
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Temporary amnesia, Sanji found, was incredibly entertaining (now that no one’s life was in danger). Meanwhile, Zoro wondered if he was supposed to be so happy, having lost a lot of memories and all.
In which Zoro is very pleasantly surprised to find himself married to the man he's been in love with for years.
(work belongs to the series Part Timer but can be read as a stand alone future fic!)
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- Part 3 of Part Timer
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19 Aug 2022
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[Summary comes from the Pinboard for the Dragon Age Kink Meme and is perfect] Cole falls in love with kind-hearted riff-raff. The Inquisition makes sure he treats their resident spirit well.
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21 Feb 2015
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Bilbo Baggins led a rather peaceful life, thank you very much, until an old acquaintance decided to turn it upside down, and he found himself agreeing to take a job that’s… let’s say not exactly up his alley, and might eventually cost him a little more than his treasured cozy lifestyle. Who would have thought tutoring a slightly menacing monarch’s more than slightly overbearing nephew could prove to be such an adventure?
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- Part 1 of Nothing Gold Can Stay
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16 Jan 2014
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This is the story of how Bilbo the grocer becomes neighbor to three men who he thinks might actually be in the mafia. This is also the story of how he ends up cooking them dinner sometimes because they happen to live off of microwaveable meals.
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01 Feb 2013
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An Unexpected Addition by karategal
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
11 Mar 2013
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All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.
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- Part 1 of A Hobbit in the Lonely Mountain
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27 Jan 2013
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Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
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21 Dec 2012
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Arthur barely registers the bullet through his knee. It's the second bullet that does it: hits him square in the chest, takes him clean off his feet.
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25 Nov 2012
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Pack is family. Family is everything.
This is Stiles' senior year, and it's nothing he could have imagined.
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That time it took not one, but two separate troll attacks and a malevolent coven of witches for Stiles to figure out how he felt about Derek.
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14 Nov 2012
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