Dad_Joking_Punk
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You love to spend time in your favorite coffee shop while you work. But your routine days were soon interrupted by the appearance of a short skeleton monster. As the days go by, you couldn’t help but be amazed yet very concerned over the way this skeleton consistently ordered the most outrageous, over the top caffeinated beverages imaginable.
How did the ridiculous amount of caffeine consumption not stop this monster’s soul? And why did he, and another, taller skeleton, begin to make themselves at home in the coffee shop in order to sneak furtive and then very obvious looks at you?
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You watched him unwrap his lunch, pouting.
“C’mon, man. Not even a bite?” He started eating and you groaned dramatically. “I’m starving. I’m dying right in front of you. You’re killing me, Papyrus.”
“good,” he muttered around a mouthful of food.
“Wow, rude. I have no idea why we’re friends.” You sighed, eyeing the glittery burrito.
“because you like to mooch off of me,” Papyrus snorted. He finished it off, cracking a grin when you whined in distress. “besides, y’know i only eat this because m’lord made it. he can always tell when i give it away. i’ll get ya something from a food truck later.”
You nearly cried. “Thank you! I swear, I’ll pay you back when I’m a millionaire.”
“so, never?”
“I’ll try.”
Papyrus shook his head with a grin, reaching out to pat your head. “guess that’s better than nothing.”
You beamed, soaking up the affection. Papyrus always had your back.
But… you were still so hungry. You worried that soon, food trucks wouldn’t be enough. Nothing would.
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arc one: The Happiest Town in Town | complete
arc two: Join the Family Business | complete
arc three: Deep Love | complete
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Royally Flush My Life Down The Drain by MarshmarrowSans for firefly_crossing
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
19 Aug 2018
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Who knew that a game of poker with your charming skeleton friend could turn into something so momentous?
Birthday fic for disasterbisexual! Happy birthday, I hope Mafiafell Sans charms ya pants off ;u;
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You get all kinds at your diner, especially working night-shift--but this is the first time you've ever been warned about one.
Just how bad can one skeleton be...?
(An Underfell Story)