11 Bookmarks by Dad_Joking_Punk
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You love to spend time in your favorite coffee shop while you work. But your routine days were soon interrupted by the appearance of a short skeleton monster. As the days go by, you couldn’t help but be amazed yet very concerned over the way this skeleton consistently ordered the most outrageous, over the top caffeinated beverages imaginable.
How did the ridiculous amount of caffeine consumption not stop this monster’s soul? And why did he, and another, taller skeleton, begin to make themselves at home in the coffee shop in order to sneak furtive and then very obvious looks at you?
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When one of your parents passes away, you get the short straw when it comes to inheritance: you get to take over mommy's landlord duties. Making friends with the tenants should be easy, right?
...featuring the Underfell bros. I can't promise much, whether that be length or quality, but I can compensate with overcomplicated analogies and a few niche internet allusions.
READER USES HE/THEY. If this is not your thing, do not proceed.
ONGOING - I post like every three months (so it's technically slow-burn...?)
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- Part 1 of Coffee & Chaos
Bookmarked by Dad_Joking_Punk
26 Oct 2024
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Really good, almost lost this one cause I forgot to bookmark it! Do better! :)
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Post-Pacifist Skele-bros/Reader Fic. What happens when the Main UT Cast meets a purple-souled Reader with an affinity for finding (and fostering) the web-like connections that surround us all? The answer may surprise you! But it probably is going to involve Metaphors, Branching Timelines, Puns, Magic, Secrets Uncovered, Hope, Intentions, Bones, and more foreshadowing per chapter than you can shake a stick at!
Come join me in this vaguely canon-flavored Undertale Fic and dive into the scientific complexities of Gravity Magic, the Existential Horrors of Summoning, and what makes Boss Monster Souls extra-special ;) You’re going to want your red string and bulletin board for this one! Or don’t! Sometimes it’s fun to just come along for the ride! (also shhhhhhhhhhh don't look at the word count ok? Look at me. It's a lie. You'll understand later!)
Semi-Hiatus for the 2023/2024 school year while I try to get my feet under me at this new job - you are ALWAYS welcome to come yell about fic stuff or ask spoilery questions at the Tumblr page I made for this fic in the meantime!!! https://theundertalenebulartheory.tumblr.com/
Bookmarked by Dad_Joking_Punk
23 Jun 2024
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You watched him unwrap his lunch, pouting.
“C’mon, man. Not even a bite?” He started eating and you groaned dramatically. “I’m starving. I’m dying right in front of you. You’re killing me, Papyrus.”
“good,” he muttered around a mouthful of food.
“Wow, rude. I have no idea why we’re friends.” You sighed, eyeing the glittery burrito.
“because you like to mooch off of me,” Papyrus snorted. He finished it off, cracking a grin when you whined in distress. “besides, y’know i only eat this because m’lord made it. he can always tell when i give it away. i’ll get ya something from a food truck later.”
You nearly cried. “Thank you! I swear, I’ll pay you back when I’m a millionaire.”
“so, never?”
“I’ll try.”
Papyrus shook his head with a grin, reaching out to pat your head. “guess that’s better than nothing.”
You beamed, soaking up the affection. Papyrus always had your back.
But… you were still so hungry. You worried that soon, food trucks wouldn’t be enough. Nothing would.
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arc one: The Happiest Town in Town | complete
arc two: Join the Family Business | complete
arc three: Deep Love | complete
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You get all kinds at your diner, especially working night-shift--but this is the first time you've ever been warned about one.
Just how bad can one skeleton be...?
(An Underfell Story)
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Royally Flush My Life Down The Drain by MarshmarrowSans for firefly_crossing
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
19 Aug 2018
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Who knew that a game of poker with your charming skeleton friend could turn into something so momentous?
Birthday fic for disasterbisexual! Happy birthday, I hope Mafiafell Sans charms ya pants off ;u;
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It started with one moody skeleton crash-landing in your home. Then he started bringing friends. All of a sudden your apartment is a multidimensional nexus for an awful lot of monsters named 'Sans.' They're all a little rough around the edges, but they're sweet in their owns ways. You probably should have guessed they were the "bad guys" though. Oops?
Alternate Summary: BadGuysOnly reverse harem
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- Part 1 of Gloom & Doom Extended Universe
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Living in the middle of nowhere, you find yourself with some unexpected visitors on your property. You decide to let them stay with you in your home, because what’s another lost soul or two in an otherwise empty house?
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- Part 1 of Mending Souls
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- English
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- 30,599
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by Dad_Joking_Punk
18 Mar 2022
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Hurt/Comfort that hits ya right in the feels :)
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You work at an animal shelter. You love all your fuzzy buddies and can't imagine a better job for yourself than looking after cats and dogs all day, even when the work is hard and often gross. What can you say? You've got a lot of love to give!
You're just not quite sure yet how you feel about the new monster who's been helping out these days, and this riddle wrapped up in an enigma is something you just can't resist investigating...
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- Part 1 of ~Soft Horrortale~
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100,078
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by Dad_Joking_Punk
17 Mar 2022
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Yesyesyesyesyseysyseueueuhbdnndjcdjjdmdmsmwjejdj :)
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The Daycare Attendant is worried that they're broken. You're just worried about your feelings. The two are not mutually exclusive.
Bookmarked by Dad_Joking_Punk
04 Mar 2022