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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Lucifer sits upon his gilded throne in an empty palace.

    The click of Alastor’s heels on spotless floors rings loudly amid silence.

    A frankly ridiculous amount of gold climbs the plush filigree of his throne, woven into the fabric and winding around the devil’s form in tangled arcs. To some, the sight might be another imitable display of his beauty, his divinity, and his power.

    To Alastor, with what he now knows about the King’s limitations, the gold bears an awful resemblance to thinly gilt chains, the threaded web of which ensnares Lucifer to immobility. He thinks he might now understand as to why Lucifer spent so many years away from the eyes of Sinners.

    Just imagine—the King of Hell, in hiding.

    Or: a take on Executioner Theory wherein nothing goes as planned and the repercussions are much like becoming empathy-bonded soulmates.

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    19 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Charlie fucked up.

    What was supposed to be a harmless bit of research (a teensy peek at Mammon’s things, really!) ended with the Princess of Hell knocking a very cursed, very important, 'definitely-don’t-lose-this!' artifact straight through a portal into the Human Realm.

    Now she has to go get it back before a disaster happens.

    (Before her parents find out, oh my gosh PLEASE dontletherparentsfindout–)

    It's fine.
    Everything is fine.
    Pretending to be an intern at a TV studio while looking for it isn’t that hard.

    …Right???

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    31 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Long before Alastor offered his services to Charlie, he and Lucifer had met. And the Devil himself had offered Alastor an offer he couldn’t refuse.

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    “So, does being my executioner sound enticing enough now?”

    “Somewhat.”

    “So—”

    “But I’ll have to decline, nonetheless.”

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    (Will be canon compliant for both S1 and S2)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Professor Lucifer Morningstar, a scholar of American literature, treasured one book above all others. In his bleakest hours, that story had been his lifeline, reminding him that every soul is worthy of a second chance.
    Its title was The Hazbin Hotel.

    What Lucifer could not possibly have known, however, was that the man with whom he had—much against his will—recently become acquainted, a certain Alastor who delighted in belittling his favourite novel and his taste in literature, was in fact the very author of that book.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Soap is having a perfectly pleasant holiday at his grandparent’s cottage, up until he runs headfirst into a mythical sea creature seemingly hellbent on luring him to a watery grave.

    He thinks being deployed will save him from their monstrous clutches.

    He never could've guessed just how wrong he was.

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    Simon the Siren imprints on Soap, and it all goes downhill from there.

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    07 Feb 2025