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The Civilian’s Field Guide to Task Force 141 by silverlullabies
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
17 Nov 2025
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Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.
Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.
Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?
Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.
Bookmarked by DarkWaterSC
08 Oct 2025
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Clueless suburban 141. So absolutely funny!
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My Witcher Isn’t Working, Can I Get a Refund? by byronicmusings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2021
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Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.
No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.
Maybe not ever.
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You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?
Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.
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Bookmarked by DarkWaterSC
04 Sep 2025
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Can't rave enough about Cattraine's writing. Their Howling AU is meticulous. The expansive cast of characters a romp to read and Simon and John's love worth every read word. Please check out Cattraine's 'Golden' series. It is truly loveable.
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Bookmarked by DarkWaterSC
22 Aug 2025
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I am so fond of these two in their dotage years. The storytelling makes you feel like you an old friend coming to visit. The whole series is lovely.
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[Podfic] Flung to Catch a Star by JoanieTeal
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Aug 2024
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Morvran Voorhis, first-ranked prince of Nilfgaard, has been sent to Kaer Morhen on a diplomatic mission. His tasks are twofold: first, negotiate a nonaggression treaty between the wild barbarian Warlord of the North and the Nilfgaardian Empire. And second, ingratiate himself with the mysterious Warlord’s daughter and heir apparent, Princess Cirilla.
Sir Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, a Vicovaran knight, has been assigned to protect young Prince Voorhis on this mission. Prince Voorhis may be the best of a bad lot, but Cahir’s still not looking forward to the threats or the temperature of a winter in the distant North.
They both know their mission is a dangerous one. But they don’t know where the true danger lies…and while they know how to navigate Nilfgaard’s treacherous court, they are not prepared for Kaer Morhen. This is a mission they might not survive…and if they do, they might be changed beyond all recognition.
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Bookmarked by DarkWaterSC
05 Aug 2025
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My favorite of Inex's stories. A look behind the veil of Kaer Morhen's workings, politics and people through the eyes of the 'enemy'.